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“Shopping Trip” by Herr Wozzeck [18+]
[18+] Sometimes underwear shopping can get quite spicy, especially when doing it with friend you know almost too well.
Today’s story is “Shopping Trip” by Herr Wozzeck, who is a writer and musician, author of Whip and Boot and a member of Trio Menagerie. You can find more of his stories on Furaffinity and SoFurry. You can find even more on his Patreon, where he also produces music.
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Transcript
Today I'm reading an adult story for mature listeners.
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Speaker:time.You’re listening to The Voice of Dog. I’m Khaki, your faithful fireside companion,
Speaker:and Today’s story is
Speaker:“Shopping Trip” by Herr Wozzeck,
Speaker:who is a writer and musician,
Speaker:author of Whip and Boot
Speaker:and a member of Trio Menagerie.
Speaker:You can find more of his stories on Furaffinity and SoFurry.
Speaker:You can find even more on his Patreon, where he
Speaker:also produces music.
Please enjoy:“Shopping Trip” by HerrWozzeck Shopping Trip William sighed, inspecting the cashier’s area again.
Please enjoy:It was an unusually slow day, for a summer Saturday.
Please enjoy:Particularly in June,
Please enjoy:he expected that there would be much more business than there was,
Please enjoy:what with Pride being in full swing.
Please enjoy:They always got the most business during Pride, after all,
Please enjoy:but over the years that had dwindled.
Please enjoy:Still, the relatively older bloodhound kept his watch on the shop:
Please enjoy:he was rather proud of his wares,
Please enjoy:and he was sure that eventually business would pick up:
Please enjoy:it was rather early in the day,
Please enjoy:there would be a pick-up of that before long.
Please enjoy:And besides, it was rather larger for a store that dealt in the wares that it did:
Please enjoy:eventually someone would come to the register
Please enjoy:that came in from the other entrance,
Please enjoy:and then what would he have to say? The hound
Please enjoy:was then knocked out of his reverie by the ringing of the store bell.
Please enjoy:And then, he watched as a pair of customers approached:
Please enjoy:a purple dragon came in first,
Please enjoy:his violet eyes lighting up as he entered.
Please enjoy:William blinked, realizing how familiar the black gem horns on his cheek were
Please enjoy:before he saw the second customer come in,
Please enjoy:this one a green parrot with scarlet cheek feathers and a white head.
Please enjoy:He had a slightly blush and entered with some hesitation,
Please enjoy:but he could tell that he was really happy to come in.
Please enjoy:At this, William sighed:
Please enjoy:he’d never found out the purple dragon’s name,
Please enjoy:but he had heard plenty of rumors that he was perhaps one of their filthier customers.
Please enjoy:He had heard the dragon getting it on the changing rooms on more than one occasion,
Please enjoy:and it was because of customers like him that he had to put several new rules in place
Please enjoy:for people trying it on.
Please enjoy:He was sure this would not happen today, of course:
Please enjoy:with all the rules in place,
Please enjoy:they would not dare,
Please enjoy:especially not with this new acquisition.
Please enjoy:“Hello, welcome to our shop.”
Please enjoy:William’s voice contained an air of barely-concealed distaste
Please enjoy:as he addressed the purple dragon.
Please enjoy:“Hope you’re having a good day.”
Please enjoy:“Oh, I’m having a very good one,”
Please enjoy:the dragon replied, smiling.
Please enjoy:He then gestured to his parrot friend.
Please enjoy:“Just showing a friend of mine around today.”
Please enjoy:“Is that right?” William asked.
Please enjoy:He leaned forward.
Please enjoy:“Don’t think I see a parrot much around here.”
Please enjoy:“He’s from out of town,”
Please enjoy:said the dragon. “Usually he lives out in Boston, but he came down to say hello and, well, I wasn’t gonna let him leave town empty-handed.”
Please enjoy:The parrot waved at the bloodhound nervously.
Please enjoy:“Uh, hi,” he said. “Good to meet you.”
Please enjoy:The bloodhound just shrugged, before turning to the dragon.
Please enjoy:“Whatever,” he said.
Please enjoy:“You know the changing room rules.”
Please enjoy:“I do,” said the dragon.
Please enjoy:He nodded, tapping one of the black rock-like outgrowths on his cheek.
Please enjoy:“Don’t worry, I’ve got it all in here.”
Please enjoy:William nodded curtly.
Please enjoy:“Good,” he said. “Have a nice shopping.”
Please enjoy:And with this, he turned his attention back to the cash register.
Please enjoy:In his mind, he also began a timer:
Please enjoy:he knew that eventually, that dragon would be back in the changing room,
Please enjoy:with that parrot in tow. And if he smelled anything unusual on him… ----**----
Please enjoy:Deeper in the shop,
Please enjoy:Art finally turned his attention to the jockstraps that hung all around the walls.
Please enjoy:He brushed his head feathers out of the way,
Please enjoy:before reaching in and feeling for the material.
Please enjoy:“So what crawled up his ass and died?”
Please enjoy:Brock shrugged, his black rock growths glinting in the light.
Please enjoy:“I dunno,” he said.
Please enjoy:He leaned towards Art, grinning mischievously as he looked to the changing room.
Please enjoy:“Well, except that his changing rooms were a bit of a…
Please enjoy:place, way back when.”
Please enjoy:Art tilted his head to the side.
Please enjoy:“Place?” he asked. Brock nodded.
Please enjoy:“The last owner didn’t mind it so much,” he said,
Please enjoy:pulling a jockstrap from the side.
Please enjoy:“But this one has gotten draconian about it.”
Please enjoy:Art rose an eye ridge at this, before shaking his head.
Please enjoy:“Speak for yourself,” he said.
Please enjoy:“Hey, at least I don’t bear down on it by having a guy watch the changing room!”
Please enjoy:Brock replied. Art chuckled,
Please enjoy:before seeing a green jockstrap he liked.
Please enjoy:“But seriously, I do get it,”
Please enjoy:he said. “He sounded super passive-aggressive back there.
Please enjoy:I mean, I’m sure you caught how he was glaring at you, right?”
Please enjoy:Brock shrugged. “It doesn’t bother me,”
Please enjoy:he said. He then looked to Art, gently placing a hand on his shoulders.
Please enjoy:“Besides, he can’t really stop that from being a place, now, can he?”
Please enjoy:“I guess not,” said Art.
Please enjoy:He then turned, before stretching a jockstrap in front of Brock.
Please enjoy:“How much would you say this matches my feathers?”
Please enjoy:The dragon narrowed his eyes slightly,
Please enjoy:before rubbing his chin in thought.
Please enjoy:“Hm… A little dark green for you.”
Please enjoy:He then turned back to his own rack,
Please enjoy:before picking up a jockstrap with cloth that had a lighter shade of green.
Please enjoy:“You seem more jade-like to me, if you’re going to match it to the body feathers.”
Please enjoy:Art nodded, looking at the shade of green on the cloth.
Please enjoy:“That’s true,” he admitted.
Please enjoy:He then smiled, before taking the hanger that the jockstrap came off of.
Please enjoy:“I guess I better match it to that green, not my face green.”
Please enjoy:“Don’t want to get read for filth there, do you?”
Please enjoy:Brock asked. The parrot winked at him, grinning.
Please enjoy:“Exclamation point RuPaul,”
Please enjoy:he replied. He giggled at this, before immediately turning
Please enjoy:and grabbing a purple jockstrap and handing it to Brock.
Please enjoy:“I think this would match the shade of your eyes, though.”
Please enjoy:Brock nodded, before looking at it and seeing the light purple.
Please enjoy:“Yes,” he said. He then smiled,
Please enjoy:giving it an experimental stretch.
Please enjoy:“It looks like it stretches pretty well, too. Just good
Please enjoy:enough to highlight a nice ass, isn’t it?”
Please enjoy:“I bet,” said the parrot.
Please enjoy:He turned to the jockstrap in his own hand, before stretching it as well.
Please enjoy:“Yep, there we go.
Please enjoy:I bet the guys at Fascination would love to get a piece of this, let me tell you!”
Please enjoy:Brock grinned at this,
Please enjoy:turning over. “Oh, I bet they would’ve gotten it already, eh?”
Please enjoy:With this, he reached at the parrot, giving his ass a very friendly grope.
Please enjoy:The grope was enough to make the parrot jump up in surprise,
Please enjoy:letting out a rather quiet yelp.
Please enjoy:“B-Brock!” Art blushed immediately. “N
Please enjoy:-not right here…”
Please enjoy:But the purple dragon winked at him.
Please enjoy:“Oh right, sorry,” he said.
Please enjoy:“I should save that for another instance…”
Please enjoy:He then perched behind Art,
Please enjoy:grinding his hips up against the parrot’s ass.
Please enjoy:“Maybe somewhere that nobody can see, least of all that owner with the stick in his ass.”
Please enjoy:The parrot blushed,
Please enjoy:feeling himself flush heavily.
Please enjoy:He also lightly bucked into Brock’s gentle grinding,
Please enjoy:taking a sharp intake of breath.
Please enjoy:“I mean…” He blushed.
Please enjoy:“You’re suggesting I get a stick up my ass?”
Please enjoy:“Well, that depends,”
Please enjoy:said Brock. He leaned in close,
Please enjoy:licking the side of his head gently.
Please enjoy:“What kind of stick do you want?”
Please enjoy:Art blushed, but chuckled before gently slapping Brock on the chest. “H
Please enjoy:-hey now!” he said. “They’ve got a no-sex policy in here!”
Please enjoy:Brock shook his head.
Please enjoy:“We’ll see how you feel after we pick out some more pairs of jockstraps for you.
Please enjoy:you.” He then turned back to his wall,
Please enjoy:his tail curling around Art’s ankle.
Please enjoy:“You better be ready, sexy.”
Please enjoy:And with this, Art blushed,
Please enjoy:his tail feathers suddenly shifting down
Please enjoy:as the blush began to show through his cheek feathers. ----**----
Please enjoy:The store’s changing rooms were in the back,
Please enjoy:and as Art approached he noticed that the changing rooms were watched over by a somewhat pudgy crow.
Please enjoy:He nodded to Brock with kind eyes,
Please enjoy:before gesturing them to the changing rooms. “Hey Bart,” Brock replied, nodding to the crow.
Please enjoy:“Quiet as usual.” “As always, Brock.”
Please enjoy:The crow gestured to the parrot.
Please enjoy:“Friend of yours?” “What else?”
Please enjoy:Brock winked at him,
Please enjoy:patting Art on the shoulder.
Please enjoy:The parrot’s blush only deepened,
Please enjoy:but the dragon looked over.
Please enjoy:“Empty right now?” “Yessir,”
Please enjoy:Bart replied. He gestured to the bin.
Please enjoy:“You know the drill by now:
Please enjoy:if anything gets messy, throw it into the bin.
Please enjoy:Of course, you’ll be good boys, right?”
Please enjoy:Brock winked at the crow.
Please enjoy:“Of course.” He then ducked in,
Please enjoy:leading Art to the dressing room furthest in the row.
Please enjoy:“You know we’re nothing but good boys here.”
Please enjoy:“The best.” Art did not get to catch the expression on Bart’s face
Please enjoy:before Brock led him into the changing room.
Please enjoy:As soon as the parrot was inside of the changing room,
Please enjoy:he glanced back at Brock.
Please enjoy:As soon as he had closed the door behind him, the purple dragon was already figuring out which jockstrap he should try out first.
Please enjoy:However, Art also caught the way Brock glanced at his ass every so often:
Please enjoy:to this, the parrot could only lift his tail feathers up subconsciously, before he looked to the stalls.
Please enjoy:He was glad the shop’s changing rooms had only one attendant:
Please enjoy:he had a feeling that the dragon had something less than pure in mind.
Please enjoy:Art glanced into the mirror,
Please enjoy:taking an intense interest in his own reflection before looking down at the jockstrap hangers in his hand.
Please enjoy:“So, uh…” The parrot chuckled nervously,
Please enjoy:before looking to the jockstraps in Brock’s hand.
Please enjoy:“You first?” Art was answered by the sound of clothing being shed.
Please enjoy:He looked down, seeing Brock already stepping out of his pants.
Please enjoy:It was then that he noticed the dragon’s cock was half-hard,
Please enjoy:the tool already rising rather prominently in view.
Please enjoy:As he bent down, the dragon winked at his avian friend, before unclipping one of the jockstraps from its hangar
Please enjoy:and getting it on slowly. It was
Please enjoy:only then that he realized that Brock had no underwear on.
Please enjoy:The parrot could only blush,
Please enjoy:before watching as Brock slowly pulled it up.
Please enjoy:Almost immediately,
Please enjoy:Art felt his pants tighten up,
Please enjoy:the heat rushing to his cheeks
Please enjoy:as he took a step back and breathed in nervously.
Please enjoy:“Uhm…” The parrot turned to the side.
Please enjoy:“You uh, know they’re gonna get angry without—”
Please enjoy:“I’m probably getting these anyway.”
Please enjoy:With this, Brock snapped the waistband of the jockstrap against his body.
Please enjoy:He then pulled his own shirt off, showing off his body.
Please enjoy:“Don’t you think so?”
Please enjoy:Art turned, breathing in as soon as he saw the dragon before him.
Please enjoy:His scales seemed polished as usual,
Please enjoy:and the parrot could not deny that he was also quite a specimen of a man.
Please enjoy:But the jockstrap just highlighted everything else about the way the dragon looked,
Please enjoy:such that he found it difficult to deny his companion’s appeal.
Please enjoy:The black fabric covering that hard cock,
Please enjoy:the outline of the length inside,
Please enjoy:and just the way it framed his ass beautifully.
Please enjoy:The parrot turned away,
Please enjoy:the blush managing to show past his red cheek feathers. “B
Please enjoy:-Brock!” he said. “I-I…” The dragon chuckled, before looking to the parrot.
Please enjoy:“You should get your own jockstrap on, cutie,”
Please enjoy:Brock said. “You wanted to check the waist size, right?”
Please enjoy:The parrot’s blush intensified,
Please enjoy:and he could only imagine what the dragon had in store.
Please enjoy:He inhaled to calm his pounding heartbeat,
Please enjoy:before looking down to his pants.
Please enjoy:“Yeah, I did…” With this, the parrot undid his belt buckle
Please enjoy:and the button and zipper on his pants,
Please enjoy:breathing in as he turned away.
Please enjoy:He also scooted slightly past the mirror:
Please enjoy:his raging hard-on was not something that the parrot really wanted Brock to see.
Please enjoy:Maybe the dragon would see it soon enough anyway,
Please enjoy:but if the parrot could control it he wanted to make sure he could drop his pants quickly before Brock could have a chance to comment on it.
Please enjoy:And so, he dropped his pants,
Please enjoy:and in short order quickly pulled a jockstrap on.
Please enjoy:He then exhaled, before pulling his shirt off as well,
Please enjoy:so that the jockstrap was allowed to contrast against everything.
Please enjoy:The parrot had to admit,
Please enjoy:it looked rather good on him,
Please enjoy:in the end. The shade of green cloth matched his feathers exactly,
Please enjoy:the color of the waistband complemented the light blue feathers of his wings,
Please enjoy:and the black straps were not as intrusive as the parrot thought they would be.
Please enjoy:All in all, they looked rather nice on him,
Please enjoy:and as he looked at himself in the mirror, he smiled.
Please enjoy:“Yeah, you were right, Brock,” he said.
Please enjoy:He exhaled, shaking his head as he watched the dragon approach.
Please enjoy:“It does match.”
Please enjoy:“It does…” Brock stood behind the parrot,
Please enjoy:grinning mischievously.
Please enjoy:“It does indeed…” Art felt Brock’s hand slide onto his hip,
Please enjoy:more all-encompassing than he would have expected.
Please enjoy:The hand lingered there for a second, before it then reached down and gently squeezed Art’s ass.
Please enjoy:The only response Art could think of died in his throat.
Please enjoy:He turned to look at Brock,
Please enjoy:breathing in gently as the dragon began to knead that ass cheek.
Please enjoy:He then subtly raised his tail feathers,
Please enjoy:his face flushing as he looked up at the purple dragon.
Please enjoy:Brock grinned, before kneeling down
Please enjoy:and admiring the parrot’s ass as it was framed by the jockstrap.
Please enjoy:“And it frames your ass beautifully as well, there,”
Please enjoy:Brock continued. He kneaded the ass cheeks in his hand,
Please enjoy:noting with a raised eye ridge that the parrot’s feathers lifted the rest of the way.
Please enjoy:The dragon could only grin at this, before bringing his other hand up
Please enjoy:to the opposite asscheek and
Please enjoy:kneading it as well.
Please enjoy:The parrot only looked over his shoulders.
Please enjoy:“You think so?” he asked.
Please enjoy:And here, Brock chuckled,
Please enjoy:his muzzle leaning close to the parrot’s ass.
Please enjoy:Here, he parted the two ass cheeks,
Please enjoy:grinning as he saw the parrot’s fleshy entrance.
Please enjoy:He noted the way it tried to retreat into itself,
Please enjoy:as if anticipating what was coming next.
Please enjoy:In response, he popped his tongue,
Please enjoy:shaking his head at the parrot.
Please enjoy:“You’re really cute, you know that?”
Please enjoy:Before the parrot could reply,
Please enjoy:Brock leaned in, and then his tongue brushed against Art’s entrance enticingly.
Please enjoy:The parrot had to stifle a moan,
Please enjoy:his tail feathers seizing up immediately.
Please enjoy:He looked back at the dragon,
Please enjoy:his eyes half-lidded in pleasure as he bit down on his tongue.
Please enjoy:Brock grinned, lapping at the parrot’s entrance again.
Please enjoy:“Don’t hold back for me, cutie,”
Please enjoy:he said. “You better let them hear you.”
Please enjoy:Brock then leaned forward,
Please enjoy:his tongue brushing past that pink pucker again.
Please enjoy:Art opened his beak at this,
Please enjoy:the low moan coursing out of him as he found himself pressing against Brock’s tongue.
Please enjoy:“Oh yeah…” The parrot braced his hands against the wall of the changing room,
Please enjoy:his chest following soon after
Please enjoy:as he began to grind onto Brock’s tongue.
Please enjoy:The dragon simply grabbed Art’s hips,
Please enjoy:his tongue pressing harder and harder against that entrance. He lapped it up hungrily,
Please enjoy:making sure to leave plenty of saliva on that hole before he breathed in,
Please enjoy:pressing his tongue inside the parrot’s entrance.
Please enjoy:“Aaaah!” The parrot threw his head back,
Please enjoy:one hand coming up behind Brock’s head
Please enjoy:and pulling him closer.
Please enjoy:“Oh fuck yeah, Brock… That’s it…”
Please enjoy:He leaned further against the wall, feeling his jockstrap tighten as his cock hardened immensely. “Fuuuuck…” He exhaled gently, spreading his legs subtly.
Please enjoy:Brock’s hands trailed down,
Please enjoy:and as he noticed this, he smirked, before getting onto his feet.
Please enjoy:He quickly pulled his own cock out of the jockstrap,
Please enjoy:and began to grind it in between the parrot’s asscheeks.
Please enjoy:“Such a dirty little bird slut, huh?”
Please enjoy:Brock asked, leaning close to Art’s head as he held the parrot close.
Please enjoy:Art breathlessly nodded,
Please enjoy:one of his hands coming to rest on Brock’s. “Y
Please enjoy:-yes…” he said. “You want it right here, huh?”
Please enjoy:Brock asked teasingly,
Please enjoy:taking his time with his slow grinds
Please enjoy:as he licked the side of the parrot’s face.
Please enjoy:“Aw yeah,” the parrot replied, grinding against Brock’s length with a good amount of urgency.
Please enjoy:“Please, Brock…” Brock grinned, leaning closer.
Please enjoy:“Please what?” he asked.
Please enjoy:The parrot exhaled,
Please enjoy:bringing a hand behind Brock’s head again
Please enjoy:to bring him closer.
Please enjoy:“Fuck me, right here…”
Please enjoy:he said. “Fuck me hard…”
Please enjoy:“Yeah?” Brock asked,
Please enjoy:positioning his leaking cock at the parrot’s entrance.
Please enjoy:“Want me to make you walk back to that cash register with a funny walk, huh?”
Please enjoy:“Yes…” The parrot closed his eyes, spreading his legs even more.
Please enjoy:“Please, Brock, fuck me!”
Please enjoy:The dragon smirked.
Please enjoy:“As you command, my dear parrot.”
Please enjoy:And with this, he thrusted in,
Please enjoy:the pre helping that length to slide in easier.
Please enjoy:Art let out a guttural moan as soon as he was in,
Please enjoy:but Brock took his sweet time when it came to slowly thrusting in.
Please enjoy:He was very gentle with this,
Please enjoy:making sure the parrot was used to his thick cock before he worked his way all the way down to the hilt.
Please enjoy:He then held in there,
Please enjoy:his head draped somewhat over the parrot’s shoulder as he rubbed his belly.
Please enjoy:“Aw, shit…” Art moaned out, staying close to Brock as he held himself in there. “Fuuuuuck,
Please enjoy:man…” “Yeah, you like that, don’t you?”
Please enjoy:Brock asked. “Aw yeah…”
Please enjoy:The parrot pushed back against the thick cock within him,
Please enjoy:indicating he was ready.
Please enjoy:“I fucking love that cock inside me…”
Please enjoy:Brock chuckled deeply, before pulling out and thrusting back in.
Please enjoy:“Fuck yeah you do,” he said.
Please enjoy:He then leaned forward,
Please enjoy:licking the side of the parrot’s face.
Please enjoy:“Just lean back and leave all the work to me…”
Please enjoy:The purple dragon then pulled out a second time,
Please enjoy:before thrusting back in.
Please enjoy:He began a small rhythm of thrusts,
Please enjoy:before turning to nibble gently on the feathers of Art’s neck.
Please enjoy:He grinned as he heard the parrot moan under his ministrations,
Please enjoy:adjusting his feet slightly to give himself greater leverage to thrust into him.
Please enjoy:“Oh yeah…” Art moaned out rather loudly,
Please enjoy:his beak remaining partially open.
Please enjoy:“That’s… Oooh…” Brock smiled,
Please enjoy:his hands starting to rub up and down Art’s torso gently.
Please enjoy:The thrusts here were very gentle from this position:
Please enjoy:he knew that Art needed to be eased into scenario’s like this.
Please enjoy:As he reached the other hand down to grope the parrot’s bulge, however,
Please enjoy:he was pleasantly surprised to feel that large avian cock bulging into his hand.
Please enjoy:The motion of gracing over it
Please enjoy:drew a breathless moan from the parrot,
Please enjoy:and Art’s hand immediately moved towards Brock’s,
Please enjoy:gently squeezing down on the hand.
Please enjoy:Brock grinned, taking a moment to squeeze Art’s cock through the jockstrap,
Please enjoy:giving it a few strokes in time with his thrusting.
Please enjoy:After a second, he grinned,
Please enjoy:before pressing on the back of Art’s shoulder.
Please enjoy:“Alright, that’s easy enough for you right now, little bird,”
Please enjoy:he said. “Time to go a little rougher.”
Please enjoy:With this, the dragon pressed Art forward,
Please enjoy:bending him over the bench in the room.
Please enjoy:Art could only brace against the bench,
Please enjoy:adjusting his legs slightly as he looked at the dragon behind him.
Please enjoy:Brock grinned, reforming his grip on the parrot’s waist
Please enjoy:and breathing in.
Please enjoy:He then pulled back,
Please enjoy:thrusting into the parrot once with enough force to draw a sharp gasp out of Art.
Please enjoy:He then adjusted his feet,
Please enjoy:before starting with a somewhat faster rhythm of thrusts.
Please enjoy:These thrusts saw Brock pull completely out of Art, before thrusting all the way back in.
Please enjoy:He continued the pace,
Please enjoy:the thrust in always getting to be
Please enjoy:just a little bit faster. “Mm…”
Please enjoy:The parrot squeezed his eyes shut,
Please enjoy:and before long Brock started to feel him pushing back against the thrusts.
Please enjoy:He braced one hand against the mirror, before opening his eyes
Please enjoy:and looking at his reflection.
Please enjoy:His tail feathers of course covered Brock’s torso somewhat,
Please enjoy:but he could still see Brock’s arm muscles working
Please enjoy:as they pulled and held Art’s hips in place.
Please enjoy:The dragon’s thrusts had sped up by then,
Please enjoy:and as he watched Brock’s facial expressions the parrot saw the way he grinned down at him.
Please enjoy:With one hand, he brushed Art’s torso feathers to one side,
Please enjoy:letting the parrot see the way his white belly undulated with each thrust.
Please enjoy:The parrot could only groan at this,
Please enjoy:adjusting his position slightly so he could get a better look at that white stomach.
Please enjoy:“Yeah, you like watching me fuck you like that, eh?”
Please enjoy:he asked. He grinned, slamming his hips in roughly.
Please enjoy:“Like seeing those muscles in?”
Please enjoy:“Yeah…” The parrot looked back up at Brock, before looking to the bench.
Please enjoy:Please, let me see more…” Brock grinned,
Please enjoy:immediately pulling out.
Please enjoy:Art groaned at the sensation of feeling empty,
Please enjoy:but he did not have to wait long before Brock gestured to the bench.
Please enjoy:“On your back, parrot,”
Please enjoy:he said, his tone low and commanding.
Please enjoy:“I want to watch you as I fuck you…”
Please enjoy:The parrot did not hesitate even a second.
Please enjoy:He sat on his back, taking the opportunity to discard the jockstrap:
Please enjoy:at that point it was getting in the way,
Please enjoy:and his own cock had been begging for release for some time.
Please enjoy:He watched as Brock chuckled,
Please enjoy:picking the jockstrap back up
Please enjoy:and holding it to the parrot’s face.
Please enjoy:“Smell it…” The parrot inhaled,
Please enjoy:taking in the musk of the earlier part of their mating.
Please enjoy:Before he had time to really ask how the jockstrap had gotten that musky that quickly,
Please enjoy:he felt Brock shove his legs back,
Please enjoy:and then he was aware of the familiar pressure of Brock’s cock entering him again.
Please enjoy:He moaned out, looking up at Brock as he thrust all the way inside
Please enjoy:in one brutal thrust,
Please enjoy:reaching forward and shoving the jockstrap
Please enjoy:in the parrot’s face.
Please enjoy:“Sniff it, boy,” he said, before pulling back and thrusting back in roughly. Art obeyed, moaning out as he smelled the light musk of sex.
Please enjoy:The thrusting picked up right around the same time,
Please enjoy:and the roughness and speed of them
Please enjoy:drew more moans out of him.
Please enjoy:He brought a hand up to Brock’s arm,
Please enjoy:holding it against his face as the dragon began to rub the jockstrap in Art’s face.
Please enjoy:“Yeah, baby…” Brock growled,
Please enjoy:his thrusts coming in faster and harder.
Please enjoy:“Fuckin’ take all this.”
Please enjoy:Art moaned, feeling one of Brock’s hands hold his leg as leverage to thrust in even deeper.
Please enjoy:The faster pace of thrusts
Please enjoy:threatened to rock him right off of the bench,
Please enjoy:but the parrot could only moan in ecstasy as he felt Brock’s thrusts grow even rougher and faster.
Please enjoy:Idly, one of his hands came to his own rod,
Please enjoy:and he started to stroke that,
Please enjoy:breathing in the musk from the jockstrap
Please enjoy:and taking in the feeling. “Mmph… Mmph…”
Please enjoy:Faintly, he noticed that Brock’s thrusts had begun to speed up.
Please enjoy:He then looked past the strap of the jockstrap,
Please enjoy:seeing Brock adjust his grip
Please enjoy:as he pulled his head back.
Please enjoy:“Fuck!” He squeezed his eyes shut.
Please enjoy:“Gonna… gonna…” Art nodded before lifting his free leg up and wrapping it around Brock’s waist.
Please enjoy:“Give it to me, big guy!”
Please enjoy:he said. “Cum… Ah… cum inside…”
Please enjoy:Brock then leaned forward,
Please enjoy:his thrusts growing erratic. “Aaah…!
Please enjoy:Aaaaah!” He then threw his head back,
Please enjoy:pressing his torso against the parrot’s leg as he hilted,
Please enjoy:holding himself deep within.
Please enjoy:Art felt the dragon flood his insides with copious amounts of seed,
Please enjoy:and he imagined some of it had leaked onto the dragon’s own jockstrap.
Please enjoy:He moaned out gently, using his leg to hold Brock inside of him as he began to stroke himself faster.
Please enjoy:And then, at that familiar tug in his balls,
Please enjoy:the parrot threw his head back. “Ah,
Please enjoy:Brock… I’m… I’m gonna…”
Please enjoy:And then, the parrot let out a loud squawk as he came hard,
Please enjoy:his tongue lolling out of his beak as he pulled his head back.
Please enjoy:The jockstrap remained in front of his beak,
Please enjoy:and as Art panted he laid his head back.
Please enjoy:That was when he felt the jockstrap ride up his feathers,
Please enjoy:the cloth wiping some of the cloth off.
Please enjoy:Immediately, Art sat back up,
Please enjoy:his eyes wide in fear
Please enjoy:as he looked at Brock.
Please enjoy:“Brock!” he said. “We haven’t even bought those yet!
Please enjoy:What are you doing?”
Please enjoy:“The only logical thing,” said the dragon.
Please enjoy:He grinned. “After all,
Please enjoy:we tried them, they fit, and they look beautiful on us,”
Please enjoy:he said. He thrusted in gently, chuckling.
Please enjoy:“So that leaves one question…”
Please enjoy:He then leaned forward, licking Art’s
Please enjoy:cheek feathers.
Please enjoy:“Is that really such a bad thing that we’d have to pay for them anyway?” ----**----
Please enjoy:William perked up as soon as he saw the parrot and the dragon return.
Please enjoy:The parrot looked incredibly flustered,
Please enjoy:and as he looked at the dragon he saw that he had the biggest shit-eating grin imaginable.
Please enjoy:In their hands they held jockstraps,
Please enjoy:though he noticed that they had been taken off the hangars.
Please enjoy:He sighed again, shaking his head at the two of them.
Please enjoy:“How often do I need to remind you two that we take care of the—”
Please enjoy:“Trust me, we like these,” the dragon interrupted him.
Please enjoy:He then leaned forward, quickly scanning the two jockstraps in his hand and dropping them in a bag right by William’s station
Please enjoy:before the hound could say anything.
Please enjoy:“So it’s no big problem.”
Please enjoy:“That’s--!” But the dragon leaned in,
Please enjoy:much to the parrot’s great consternation, by the looks of things.
Please enjoy:“And what the heck, we’ll take the rest of these too.”
Please enjoy:He moved quickly, putting all the jockstraps in both his and the parrot’s hands
Please enjoy:straight in there.
Please enjoy:He then smiled, looking up at the hound.
Please enjoy:“We’re buying, you can’t complain about the rest!”
Please enjoy:William sighed, his ears folding back against his head. “That’ll be $120.47, plus tax.”
Please enjoy:The parrot nodded,
Please enjoy:before pulling his wallet out and handing the dragon sixty dollars.
Please enjoy:“Here,” he said. “Just to pay you back.”
Please enjoy:The dragon smiled, before combining that amount with his own dollar bills,
Please enjoy:leaving them right there on the counter before producing exact change in quarters, dimes, and pennies.
Please enjoy:“Thank you!” The dragon grinned at the cashier, before turning towards the door of the establishment.
Please enjoy:“I hope you have a good day!”
Please enjoy:And with this, parrot and dragon exited the shop,
Please enjoy:the parrot glancing apologetically back at the hound.
Please enjoy:They were both out the door when William saw the dragon laugh.
Please enjoy:He paused, looking to the changing room they had come out of, before looking back to the scanner.
Please enjoy:He then leaned forward,
Please enjoy:sniffing the scanner.
Please enjoy:Immediately, he picked up a rather strange smell:
Please enjoy:however, it was one he knew all too well from other unruly customers in the changing room,
Please enjoy:and so he groaned,
Please enjoy:before lifting his head again and looking at the dressing rooms.
Please enjoy:“Bart!” he shouted. “Get over here!”
Please enjoy:And so, the crow stepped forward, crossing his arms as he looked at his manager.
Please enjoy:“What is it, sir?” he asked. “There were people fucking in the dressing rooms,”
Please enjoy:he said. “Again!” He then leaned over the counter, glaring threateningly at his employee.
Please enjoy:“How could you let this happen?”
Please enjoy:“Sorry, sir, they were rather quiet,”
Please enjoy:the crow said with his head bowed down.
Please enjoy:“I don’t think I caught them in their actions.”
Please enjoy:“You didn’t notice how long they were in there?”
Please enjoy:William asked immediately.
Please enjoy:“You didn’t notice anything odd about that?”
Please enjoy:The crow glanced to the side,
Please enjoy:shrugging as he raised an eye ridge.
Please enjoy:“Not really,” he said.
Please enjoy:“They did have a lot of jockstraps on them.”
Please enjoy:William groaned at this, facepalming hard as he leaned against the till.
Please enjoy:“That’s it,” he said.
Please enjoy:“From now on, they have ten minutes, tops, to try jockstraps and get out of there!
Please enjoy:It does not take fifteen minutes to try out a jockstrap, goddammit!
Please enjoy:And if this still results in people breaking the rules, then I’m blaming you!”
Please enjoy:The crow nodded simply.
Please enjoy:“Whatever you say, sir,” he said.
Please enjoy:“Whatever you say.”
Please enjoy:“Good,” said William.
Please enjoy:“Now get back there and resume watch.”
Please enjoy:“Yes, sir.” And with this,
Please enjoy:the crow turned, walking back.
Please enjoy:As he did, however,
Please enjoy:William noticed that there was a certain strange spring in the avian’s step.
Please enjoy:It seemed perhaps a little too happy for someone who had just been chewed out by their manager,
Please enjoy:and as he watched it William tilted his head to the side.
Please enjoy:At that time, one singular thought came to his head:
Please enjoy:Did he enjoy that!?
Please enjoy:This was “Shopping Trip”
Please enjoy:by Herr Wozzeck, read for you by Khaki,
Please enjoy:your faithful fireside companion.
Please enjoy:You can find more stories on the web at thevoice.dog, or find the show wherever you get your podcasts.
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Please enjoy:please get in touch with me.
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