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“Nonna” by Spottystuff
Nicky’s invited some friends along to the King's Day barbecue. But he’s worried about what his family will think of them.
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Transcript
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Speaker:I’m Khaki, your faithful fireside companion,
Speaker:and Today’s story is
Speaker:“Nonna” by Spottystuff,
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Please enjoy:“Nonna”
Please enjoy:by Spottystuff My Nonna,
Please enjoy:our family’s de facto matriarch, spends most of her days in her little kitchen.
Please enjoy:She’s just old school like that.
Please enjoy:I’ve tried to get her to sit down more, and take it slower, but she blankly refuses.
Please enjoy:She’ll let me help sometimes, but she’ll never ask for it.
Please enjoy:That’s just part of who she is, I guess.
Please enjoy:An old, stubborn, traditional dalmatian and I am very fond of her.
Please enjoy:“Lavatti le mani, Nicky,”
Please enjoy:She calls over her shoulder
Please enjoy:as I enter the kitchen.
Please enjoy:“Your uncle Dario wanted some chicken spears and bits for the barbecue.”
Please enjoy:She sighs and shakes her head.
Please enjoy:“Sometimes, I wonder what happened to my little boy.
Please enjoy:Barbecue, by god, whatever was the matter with real food?”
Please enjoy:As I take in the rich scents of her cooking,
Please enjoy:I’m inclined to agree.
Please enjoy:A large, cast iron pot, filled with her famous ragù alla Dalmatia,
Please enjoy:is taking up most of the space on her ancient stove.
Please enjoy:Several different types of bread lie on the kitchen counter,
Please enjoy:waiting for their turn in the oven.
Please enjoy:The heady mix of smells takes me back to all the times we’ve spent in the kitchen together in the past.
Please enjoy:She’s taught me everything I know about cooking,
Please enjoy:and I’ve used that skill for all it’s worth on my dates.
Please enjoy:Uncle Daz is far easier to please than any of them, however, so I wash my paws and start chopping up chicken fillets. “Nonna, did I ever introduce you to my friend Reece?”
Please enjoy:I ask, “He’s coming today.
Please enjoy:His family is from Dalmatia too, so I figured
Please enjoy:perhaps you’d heard about him before?”
Please enjoy:“Reece… Reece?” she ponders out loud.
Please enjoy:“Does this Reece have a last name?”
Please enjoy:“Oh, I don’t recall, come to think of it.
Please enjoy:It’s either Thomason or Thomson or perhaps it was just Thomas?
Please enjoy:I can’t recall off the top of my head.”
Please enjoy:Nonna smiles to herself.
Please enjoy:“I believe it stems from the Tomasi family, a prominent name back in the day.”
Please enjoy:“Anyways, I figured I’d make sure to introduce you to him if I hadn’t.
Please enjoy:He’s a good friend of mine.”
Please enjoy:“Wonderful,” She says,
Please enjoy:her tail wagging slowly like a pendulum,
Please enjoy:in that way old dogs’ tails tend to do over the slightest joy.
Please enjoy:“I’ve never had contact with that branch.
Please enjoy:They all moved out of the old country before my time, and I’ve been curious what became of them.”
Please enjoy:“He’s just moved here from America,
Please enjoy:so I guess he would know,”
Please enjoy:I reply, as I try to sneak one of the sizzling morsels from the pan, but quick as lightning, she smacks my wrist.
Please enjoy:“I hope he can tell me about his family,
Please enjoy:I’m ever so curious.”
Please enjoy:She continues stirring the pot as if nothing happened.
Please enjoy:“Did he bring someone with him from America?
Please enjoy:Oh, maybe he came with one of the Illiaretti girls?
Please enjoy:I heard from their father that they’re both studying overseas.”
Please enjoy:“No, not quite,” I say, rubbing the back of my paw.
Please enjoy:“I… don’t think he’s bringing someone you know.”
Please enjoy:“Oh,” She says, her smile stiffening a bit.
Please enjoy:She knows all the dalmatians on the east coast, and probably further west too.
Please enjoy:I don’t want to reveal too much, it’s best if Reece explains that part.
Please enjoy:“Well, I can’t wait to meet this Reece,”
Please enjoy:She concludes. “I’m sure he can tell me a lot about the other emigrant families in America.”
Please enjoy:I’m this close to reiterate the old comment. The one that goes “Nonna,
Please enjoy:I’m sure it’s only you and your baccarat club left on the planet who still care about that heritage and bloodline stuff.
Please enjoy:It’s Australia in the twenty-first century.
Please enjoy:We don’t do arranged marriages any more.
Please enjoy:We’re cool about a lot of things, from mixing to same sex stuff, to cross species stuff. It’s all good.”
Please enjoy:Suddenly, my uncle cries out from the back yard, and I’m given a deus ex barbecue conversation before I can stick my foot in it.
Please enjoy:He’s usually clumsy when it comes to flammables,
Please enjoy:but when I reach the veranda door, I see no carnage.
Please enjoy:But I can hear the snarl of a car engine coming up the street,
Please enjoy:a sharper note than my cousin Gabe’s old muscle car,
Please enjoy:and very much out of place in this suburb.
Please enjoy:It’s an expensive sounding car.
Please enjoy:“Four point eight.”
Please enjoy:Daz calls out in an excited tone,
Please enjoy:tail batting as he turns to me with a grin.
Please enjoy:“Electronic injection with a flat-plane-crank,
Please enjoy:quad cam, and a sports exhaust. Dalmatia at her finest.
Please enjoy:Listen to that purr,
Please enjoy:that’s the sound of real class.
Please enjoy:It’s more than just an engine, mate, I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a fuckin’ masterpiece.
Please enjoy:I’d give a left nut to own a car like that.”
Please enjoy:“You’ve watched too much Top Gear, Daz.”
Please enjoy:I roll my eyes at him.
Please enjoy:He already knows who I’ve invited, who his boyfriend is, and what kind of fancy car they own, and of course he’s going to want to talk about it.
Please enjoy:Better leave that talk to the experts I guess.
Please enjoy:I swing by the esky to grab a beer for him, and a few for our guests, too, to dampen the blow of my uncle’s company.
Please enjoy:“In the backyard, just through the gate,”
Please enjoy:I bark across the fence
Please enjoy:as soon as I hear the car doors close.
Please enjoy:“Just give it a kick, she’ll be right.”
Please enjoy:“Paulo might be a wolf on the outside,”
Please enjoy:Daz suddenly says,
Please enjoy:leaning over with a big smirk shaping up on his muzzle,
Please enjoy:“But he’s more patriotic than some of us.
Please enjoy:Not only does he drive a car from Dalmatia, but he rides a dalmatian too. Now,
Please enjoy:that’s dedication, mate.” “Strewth,
Please enjoy:Daz, do you have to?”
Please enjoy:I groan. “Try to act decent, at least.”
Please enjoy:“Relax, Nicky,” He grins and flips a burger absently.
Please enjoy:“They’re guys. Guys talk shit all the time.”
Please enjoy:Just then, a white wolf comes through the gate.
Please enjoy:Behind him, a short dalmatian with a wide smile.
Please enjoy:His spots are more densely clustered around his ears than mine,
Please enjoy:and they’re black where all ours are brown.
Please enjoy:He stands out against the crowd, almost as much as his husband.
Please enjoy:He perks up when he sees me, and I wave them both over.
Please enjoy:Paul, the wolf, stops to accept my beer,
Please enjoy:and gives me a quick hug.
Please enjoy:Without thinking, though, I touch my muzzle to Reece’s.
Please enjoy:He responds immediately,
Please enjoy:bringing his muzzle to my left side, right,
Please enjoy:then left again. “Nonna will go crazy for ya, mate,”
Please enjoy:I tell him with a smile.
Please enjoy:“Welcome, and happy Kings’ Day.”
Please enjoy:I guide them into the large back yard, and begin introducing them to the crowd.
Please enjoy:“That’s uncle Daz and his pups, Colin and Catlyn, over by the barbecue.
Please enjoy:Over there, that’s
Please enjoy:Nonna’s cousin, Dio, and his wife Irina, and that’s my cousin Gabriel along with… Cindy, I think…
Please enjoy:or perhaps she was the last one.
Please enjoy:In which case this is Rose…
Please enjoy:actually, never mind.
Please enjoy:Everybody, say hello to Reece and Paul.”
Please enjoy:I wave at the group of dalmatians, who quickly gather around the tall wolf.
Please enjoy:Paul is a genuine racing car driver.
Please enjoy:An actual, V8 supercar series starter,
Please enjoy:a local hero. His racing car has a little pride flag on it and everything.
Please enjoy:To top it all off, he also happens to be a really nice guy, too.
Please enjoy:He’s got this wide, amiable smile which is awfully contagious, and I can tell from the deep blue eyes behind his designer sunglasses,
Please enjoy:that he’s genuine. I was initially worried,
Please enjoy:throwing this rich boy headfirst into an outer suburb party,
Please enjoy:but he doesn’t stand out so much as I’d first anticipated, even physically.
Please enjoy:Sure, he’s a head taller than all of us,
Please enjoy:but he’s taken extra special care of his fur, and cropped it very close.
Please enjoy:He’s not wearing any striped clothes, in recognition of his company,
Please enjoy:and the black polo t-shirt with his team logo on it
Please enjoy:is a nice compliment to his black and white boyfriend.
Please enjoy:Among all of us, he almost looks like another dalmatian, but without the spots,
Please enjoy:considerably overgrown
Please enjoy:and pointy eared.
Please enjoy:Reece seems to be struggling out here, however.
Please enjoy:He’s not grown accustomed to the sun and heat yet.
Please enjoy:I want to help him out, but I have to stick around for a short while,
Please enjoy:just to make sure Paul can withstand my family.
Please enjoy:“Welcome back to ‘Straya, mate,”
Please enjoy:Gabe calls out, and slaps Paul on the shoulder.
Please enjoy:“I’m Gabe, nice to meet you.”
Please enjoy:“Cheers, Gabe,” Paul responds, and shakes his paw. “I don’t suppose it’s your Statesman parked next to Nicky’s car?”
Please enjoy:“Yeah, she’s mine, alright.”
Please enjoy:Gabe says, slapping his chest proudly.
Please enjoy:“Four-fifty kilowatts through the rears, kicks like a beast.
Please enjoy:Almost as quick as your company car, eh?”
Please enjoy:“My company car doesn’t leak like yours.”
Please enjoy:Paul punches Gabe’s shoulder,
Please enjoy:as if they’ve been friends for years already.
Please enjoy:“Well, not on most occasions at least.
Please enjoy:We don’t talk about the Adelaide incident in our household.”
Please enjoy:“Nah, that was just some horsepower escaping onto the track.”
Please enjoy:Gabe snorts and winks at him,
Please enjoy:slapping Paul’s shoulder again.
Please enjoy:“Along with some rods and pistons.
Please enjoy:Shame about that,
Please enjoy:better luck next year.”
Please enjoy:“You should down a piece of cardboard or something, Gabe.”
Please enjoy:I intervene, exasperated.
Please enjoy:“It’s Nonna’s driveway, you’re going to get spots on
Please enjoy:it.” “Eeh, you and your spots.”
Please enjoy:Gabe laughs, nudging Paul with his elbow.
Please enjoy:“What’s another spot on this property, eh?”
Please enjoy:I can’t be bothered to argue with him,
Please enjoy:I’ll let him face the music when Nonna finds out.
Please enjoy:I’m relieved to see that Paul can hold his own around the guys.
Please enjoy:I have to remind myself that, despite his soft, city accent and
Please enjoy:nice clothes, he does belong here, out in the suburbs.
Please enjoy:For a minor celebrity, who spent most of his adult life in America,
Please enjoy:he’s very down to earth and friendly,
Please enjoy:and deals well with the embarrassing fanboying my otherwise cynical cousin displays.
Please enjoy:The slightly ragged property, the smoking barbecue,
Please enjoy:and the loud company doesn’t bother him either.
Please enjoy:“Paul, I’m gonna borrow Reece for a bit, okay?”
Please enjoy:I say, when there’s a lull in the conversation.
Please enjoy:Reece has been pushed slightly to the back of the crowd,
Please enjoy:with Paul absorbing all the attention.
Please enjoy:I guess he’s used to it,
Please enjoy:but I still feel I should
Please enjoy:help out somehow.
Please enjoy:“Sure thing,” He says offhandedly,
Please enjoy:squeezing his husband close, right there in front of all the guys,
Please enjoy:before handing him over to me.
Please enjoy:Nobody mentions anything, or even exchange looks.
Please enjoy:It’s not what I’d have expected,
Please enjoy:but I try not to think too much about it for now.
Please enjoy:“Let’s get out of the sun for a bit, okay?”
Please enjoy:I tell Reece, as I pull him towards the house.
Please enjoy:I show him around inside the little house I share with Nonna,
Please enjoy:but I can tell that the scents from the kitchen are distracting him.
Please enjoy:“Nonna, I brought you some company!”
Please enjoy:I call through the house,
Please enjoy:after I’ve shown Reece what little there is to see.
Please enjoy:“Is it Reece?” comes the response from the kitchen.
Please enjoy:Nonna emerges, wearing the old, tomato-spattered, white apron with the red and green stitching that I made her in arts and crafts class when I was little.
Please enjoy:“Ah, yes!” She exclaims. “Look at that!
Please enjoy:Black spots, and everything,
Please enjoy:you are the real deal, as they say.” “I,
Please enjoy:eh, Hi. My name is Reece
Please enjoy:Thomson, pleased to…” “I know, I know who you are, Nicky told me,” Nonna interrupts, brushing his outstretched paw aside as she pulls him down for a traditional Dalmatian greeting.
Please enjoy:Reece seems slightly stunned,
Please enjoy:but credit where it’s due,
Please enjoy:he adjusts quickly.
Please enjoy:Nonna smiles, clutching his upper arm possessively,
Please enjoy:and pulls him into the kitchen.
Please enjoy:She guides him to a kitchen chair, and is halfway through pouring him a glass of the good table wine
Please enjoy:before I can intervene.
Please enjoy:“Nonna, it’s early for wine, isn’t it?
Please enjoy:Maybe we should wait.”
Please enjoy:“I’m old enough to make my own rules, Nicky,
Please enjoy:sit down and join us.”
Please enjoy:She gestures at a chair, which I take wordlessly.
Please enjoy:“Reece, dear, have a glass.
Please enjoy:You look like you need it.”
Please enjoy:“Thank you… eh, apologies,
Please enjoy:I didn’t get your name.
Please enjoy:name.” “Oh, pardon, dear, It’s Donna Francesca di Laverda.”
Please enjoy:Reece’s eyebrows inclines for half a second, but he nods
Please enjoy:and sips his wine politely.
Please enjoy:“It’s a wonderful home you’ve got here, Francesca.
Please enjoy:I like the back yard especially.
Please enjoy:Lots of room!” She laughs and swirls her glass with a shaky, old paw,
Please enjoy:both frail and confident at the same time.
Please enjoy:“You’re kind, but this humble cottage is nothing to write home about.
Please enjoy:I used to live in a palazzo, you know.
Please enjoy:Ours were among the last of the noble families to leave before the revolution.”
Please enjoy:“You don’t say!” Reece exclaims.
Please enjoy:“I remember hearing about the emigration in family gatherings.
Please enjoy:You were actually there?
Please enjoy:When the… uh… history was made.”
Please enjoy:His ears flick quickly
Please enjoy:as he stops himself.
Please enjoy:“That’s one way to put it,”
Please enjoy:She says, maintaining her smile,
Please enjoy:“We came to Australia after that, and we found a good life here,
Please enjoy:where Nicky’s grandfather and I could raise our pups in peace.
Please enjoy:That’s the history I am most proud of.”
Please enjoy:“I seem to recall my grandfather talking about the revolution,”
Please enjoy:Reece says with a more apologetic tone.
Please enjoy:“I think his uncle remained behind to fight.”
Please enjoy:“Such a bloody business that.”
Please enjoy:Nonna said, “but it seems to be going well for Dalmatia these days.
Please enjoy:Perhaps one day we might be able to visit.”
Please enjoy:As Reece delves into his family tree, or what little he claims to know of it,
Please enjoy:she smiles with delight,
Please enjoy:and her eyes take on a dreamlike quality.
Please enjoy:Every now and then, she points out personal details which she remembers about the various names
Please enjoy:Reece mentions. I get up and stir the pots and pans on the stove, as Nonna seems to have forgotten about them.
Please enjoy:My friend and my grandmother talk for a long time about their heritage.
Please enjoy:Reece is surprisingly knowledgeable,
Please enjoy:which I wasn’t expecting,
Please enjoy:because he’s never mentioned squat to me.
Please enjoy:As I listen to their talk, I drift away into my own little world,
Please enjoy:stirring the pot and focusing on the scents of rosemary,
Please enjoy:bay leaves while their talk fill the blank spaces around it. “So,
Please enjoy:are you married, then?”
Please enjoy:The question snaps me out of my daydream, and I choke on the spoonful I’d snuck from the pot while Nonna wasn’t looking.
Please enjoy:I can feel my tail stop swaying,
Please enjoy:and my ears perk, as I focus intently on the conversation behind me.
Please enjoy:“Yes, actually, my husband is Paul Courage,
Please enjoy:you know. The…” “The racing driver?”
Please enjoy:“Yes. He’s…” “The white wolf,
Please enjoy:isn’t that right, Nicky?”
Please enjoy:She asks me. “The one from the television, a few days back, remember. With the pretty little rainbow on his car?”
Please enjoy:“T-that sounds about right,”
Please enjoy:I say, stumbling out of the gate. “He drives
Please enjoy:for Sinclair, black and blue,
Please enjoy:car number 8 with the… pride flag, yes.” “Nicky’s uncle Dario usually comes over for sunday dinner, and they watch the races whenever he’s on,”
Please enjoy:She explains to Reece,
Please enjoy:as she sips her wine with a knowing smile.
Please enjoy:“I sometimes look in every now and then.
Please enjoy:I’m not so old and blind that I don’t recognize a handsome gentleman when I see one.”
Please enjoy:She continues in the same pleasant tone, and I manage to choke out a sigh of relief.
Please enjoy:“You know, back in the old country, I once attended a party with the world champion Grand Prix driver at the time.
Please enjoy:He was only known
Please enjoy:as Il Dalmata Volante.
Please enjoy:He was ever so charming.
Please enjoy:I was just a young girl, don’t you know?
Please enjoy:I didn’t know what to do with myself when he came over.
Please enjoy:He was so handsome and clever.
Please enjoy:He even danced with me that night.
Please enjoy:Oh, I must have been the happiest girl in the kingdom.”
Please enjoy:“Speaking of, Paul put on a documentary about him last week,”
Please enjoy:Reece recounts with a smirk.
Please enjoy:“He thought it’d inspire me to get more into the history stuff, but when I pointed out how charming and handsome the other dalmatian was,
Please enjoy:then suddenly he decided I didn’t need that kind of inspiration.
Please enjoy:I had to cook him his favourite dish before he’d even talk to me, can you imagine?
Please enjoy:Racing drivers, am I right?”
Please enjoy:“Very true.” She says, and laughs heartily.
Please enjoy:“They are a strange breed, indeed.
Please enjoy:Very passionate.” Reece glances over to me,
Please enjoy:just subtly enough that it goes unnoticed by Nonna.
Please enjoy:He smiles. Things are going well,
Please enjoy:better than I could have hoped for.
Please enjoy:As the conversation ambles on, I tune out again.
Please enjoy:I wonder what it’s like to just
Please enjoy:come out with something like that, as if Paul and Reece’s relationship is just completely normal.
Please enjoy:Perhaps I’m the only one who thinks it’s a big deal, after all? “I hear
Please enjoy:you boys are allowed to raise pups these days,”
Please enjoy:She says suddenly.
Please enjoy:The comment thankfully isn’t meant to include me, but my heart hasn’t caught onto that fact yet, and is rattling away like a metronome.
Please enjoy:“Wasn’t that what the news man said, Nicky?”
Please enjoy:She asks me. “You must pardon me, Reece.
Please enjoy:Nobody tells me these things, you know.”
Please enjoy:“I, eh, yeah, I think so.”
Please enjoy:I stammer, caught off guard by the sudden turn in the conversation.
Please enjoy:“It’s just paperwork these days.
Please enjoy:It’s probably very bureaucratic, but it’s definitely possible.”
Please enjoy:“More straight forward than you’d think, Nicky dear,” Reece
Please enjoy:says, with a knowing wink directed at me, which
Please enjoy:I feel is just bordering on the edge of teasing.
Please enjoy:“With the right paperwork, Paul and I could be parents, yes.”
Please enjoy:“That’s wonderful,”
Please enjoy:Nonna says. “You know, Reece.
Please enjoy:Nicky’s uncle John had a pup last year, but they fell on hard times and had to offer him up for adoption.
Please enjoy:It was very sad for him,
Please enjoy:but I believed it was for the best of the little one.
Please enjoy:I travelled out to meet his new parents.
Please enjoy:A very charming couple of wolves who wanted a cub, but couldn’t have one.
Please enjoy:I made them promise to teach their new ‘cub’ about his heritage.”
Please enjoy:Nonna looks out into the middle distance.
Please enjoy:A sting of pride layers her voice.
Please enjoy:“I’ve always had the highest regard for our brothers and sisters, the wolves, Reece.
Please enjoy:They will treat you right.
Please enjoy:Strong pack instinct,
Please enjoy:even these days, if that’s okay to say.
Please enjoy:Oh, dearie me.” “No, no, it’s okay,”
Please enjoy:Reece says. “He’d love you just for noticing,
Please enjoy:He takes that stuff very seriously, and he’s not shy about it, either.
Please enjoy:Thank you, Franchesca.”
Please enjoy:“Call me Nonna, dearie.” “You never told me this!”
Please enjoy:I exclaim. “I thought Jonno was just…
Please enjoy:you know… unable to have pups…”
Please enjoy:“Oh, did he not tell you?”
Please enjoy:Nonna asked. “I was going to tell you when you got pups for yourself.”
Please enjoy:“Ah, yeah. When I
Please enjoy:get pups,” I hesitate,
Please enjoy:but the words escape my muzzle anyways.
Please enjoy:I don’t think she hears them.
Please enjoy:“Paul and I are planning to get cubs, or pups, of our own one day.”
Please enjoy:Reece says, diverging the conversation before it can go somewhere I don’t want it to go.
Please enjoy:“But I don’t think, with Paul’s career and everything, that that’s going to happen soon.
Please enjoy:He’s such a busy bee, and pups take a lot of time.”
Please enjoy:“Very true,” She says, nodding sagely.
Please enjoy:“My father never had time for me.
Please enjoy:I sometimes wished I had another one, like yours will have.
Please enjoy:Lucky little devils, they’ll be,”
Please enjoy:She giggles, as if she was eighty years younger.
Please enjoy:“If you want a Nonna,
Please enjoy:you know where I live, but be quick about it.
Please enjoy:Not many Nonnas live as long as I do.”
Please enjoy:“That’s very kind, Francesca,”
Please enjoy:Reece smiles. “I might just take you up on that.”
Please enjoy:“Nonna?” I ask when there is an opening in the conversation.
Please enjoy:“I think the food is just about ready.
Please enjoy:We should join the others, don’t you think?
Please enjoy:It sounds like there’s quite a few out there.”
Please enjoy:“Oh, go on you two, I’ll come out in a bit.”
Please enjoy:She said, still swirling her nearly empty wine glass absently,
Please enjoy:still staring out into the middle distance with shimmering eyes.
Please enjoy:In the garden, I notice several familiar patterns as we carry out the pots and trays.
Please enjoy:My uncle Jonno and his wife Natalia,
Please enjoy:Ivana and Claude from the baccarat club
Please enjoy:and cousin Gabe’s father, Uncle Enzo.
Please enjoy:A smattering of spotted and mixed pups
Please enjoy:playing around on the dry, brown grass.
Please enjoy:Most of them, I couldn’t have named,
Please enjoy:but the noise and laughter,
Please enjoy:and the background hum of good conversation,
Please enjoy:is making the entire setting feel safe and familiar.
Please enjoy:But I’m still thankful that Reece is here with me.
Please enjoy:We set the table with all the food Nonna made, as well as the various barbecue items, stacking them begrudgingly next to the ragù,
Please enjoy:loaves of bread, and pot of homemade tortellini,
Please enjoy:The guests soon turn their attention to the food.
Please enjoy:I’ve got some things I need to talk about, so I take Reece with me,
Please enjoy:and we sit down in one corner of the garden, in the shade of a parasol
Please enjoy:on two old plastic chairs.
Please enjoy:“Well, that went better than expected,”
Please enjoy:Reece says and takes a swig from his bottle of beer.
Please enjoy:“From what you told me, I thought I had to worry about some old conservative lady.
Please enjoy:But you saw how she reacted.”
Please enjoy:“It was a nice surprise.”
Please enjoy:I say, “Honestly, I’ve not seen her so genuinely happy.
Please enjoy:I think it helped that you had the old family name, to cushion the blow.”
Please enjoy:“I don’t think that mattered so much really.
Please enjoy:I think if you’d have told her before this,
Please enjoy:she’d taken just as nice.
Please enjoy:Sounds like she’s fond of you, Nicky.
Please enjoy:Perhaps you should just
Please enjoy:talk about this with her?”
Please enjoy:“I guess, but I wanted to make extra sure, you know.”
Please enjoy:I say, twiddling my thumbs uncertainly.
Please enjoy:“I don’t see why you needed us there.
Please enjoy:That’s not to say I don’t mind coming along all the same,
Please enjoy:I mean damn… a chance of some traditional cooking?
Please enjoy:Try to keep me away. I only dread the workout routine the wolf is going to drag me into after this.”
Please enjoy:Reece gives me a guilty smile
Please enjoy:and scratches the back of his head.
Please enjoy:“Speaking of, he should be just about done by
Please enjoy:now. Paul, dear. Over here!”
Please enjoy:Paul turns to us and breaks free from the little fanbase around him,
Please enjoy:laughing and slapping shoulders
Please enjoy:as if it was going out of fashion.
Please enjoy:He’s carrying a paper plate filled with ragù,
Please enjoy:as well as wearing some it around his muzzle. “How did
Please enjoy:it go with the other guys?”
Please enjoy:Reece asks him, peerring at the crowd behind Paul’s shoulder.
Please enjoy:“Gave them the full media treatment, did we?”
Please enjoy:“Nah, that wasn’t even necessary,”
Please enjoy:He reports. “Not a bad word said of either of us, or him, or anyone else we know to be out.
Please enjoy:I managed to get them to talk about some gay guys on the TV.
Please enjoy:Your family is not half as bad as you lead me to expect, Nicky.
Please enjoy:If it wasn’t for this food…”
Please enjoy:“Yes, I’ve already pointed that out,”
Please enjoy:Reece interrupts him, sticking his tongue out.
Please enjoy:“I think the food makes up for it, don’t you?”
Please enjoy:Paul nods and pulls up a chair next to Reece,
Please enjoy:putting a paw across his husband’s shoulder.
Please enjoy:Reece wipes his mouth clean like a fussing mother,
Please enjoy:and earns himself a lick on his muzzle for his trouble.
Please enjoy:I can’t help but feeling a sting of longing when I see what they share together.
Please enjoy:I know I could have it.
Please enjoy:I feel sure of it.
Please enjoy:I regret not having any done this before.
Please enjoy:“Some of them joke around a bit, but that’s normal,”
Please enjoy:Paul mumbles from behind a mouthful,
Please enjoy:and takes a swig from his beer.
Please enjoy:“None of it’s hateful, really.
Please enjoy:It’s kind of childish, sure, but that kind of joking usually stops pretty easily if you just
Please enjoy:talk to them. And they like you, Nicky,
Please enjoy:so I don’t think that’ll be a problem.
Please enjoy:We talked about you a bit,
Please enjoy:none of them had anything bad to say.
Please enjoy:I don’t think they’ll give you a hard time.
Please enjoy:They were practically falling over themselves to explain how understanding and open they were towards my situation,
Please enjoy:and I believe that’ll extend to you, too.”
Please enjoy:“I still think this was a round-about way of doing it.”
Please enjoy:Reece says. “I know we’re all different, and work at our own pace. But, I mean,
Please enjoy:you could have just brought it up whenever you saw some gay dude on the TV, right?
Please enjoy:Your Nonna watches those gardening shows on Nine, doesn’t she?
Please enjoy:He’s gay, you know, and that news reader on daytime, too?”
Please enjoy:“I know, I know,” I say, scratching my head embarrassedly.
Please enjoy:“I always thought she worried too much about all that bloodline stuff.
Please enjoy:I thought she worried too much about me finding some girl to have pups with.
Please enjoy:I didn’t know what she cared more about.
Please enjoy:But now I know. It might seem convoluted having you guys test the water for me.
Please enjoy:But I’m glad we did it this way.
Please enjoy:You helped me see things I probably wouldn’t have seen if I was on my own.”
Please enjoy:“Hey, anything for a friend, right?”
Please enjoy:Reece says, patting my shoulder.
Please enjoy:“I’m sure you can cook us dinner one day, to make it up.
Please enjoy:So, when do you think you’ll be coming out then?”
Please enjoy:“I have to think about that for a second,”
Please enjoy:I deflect. I’d not made any contingency plans for a situation that didn’t end with a shouting argument or a fight.
Please enjoy:But there’s no getting around it,
Please enjoy:my family are not exactly who I thought they were.
Please enjoy:I can’t give him an answer right there,
Please enjoy:so I don’t. I get up, gesture
Please enjoy:for them to wait for me,
Please enjoy:and then head into the kitchen
Please enjoy:to find Nonna.This was “Nonna”
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