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“Milkshakes and Foxes” by Madison Scott-Clary

Things are always getting better, but it happens in fits and starts, as a happy vulpine couple finds at a diner.

Today’s story is “Milkshakes and Foxes” by Madison Scott-Clary, who is an author and editor in the Pacific Northwest. She’s published four books with a fifth on the way. Her most recent, ally, comes out  June 1st, and you can learn more at ally.id/book. You can find more of her stories on her website, makyo.ink.

Read for you by Khaki, your faithful fireside companion.

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You’re listening to The Voice of Dog.

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I’m Khaki, your faithful fireside companion,

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and today’s story is

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“Milkshakes and Foxes” by Madison Scott-Clary,

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who is an author and editor in the Pacific Northwest.

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She’s published four books with a fifth on the way.

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Her most recent, ally,

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comes out June 1st,

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and you can learn more at ally.id/book.

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You can find more of her stories on her website,

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makyo.ink. Please enjoy:

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“Milkshakes and Foxes”

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by Madison Scott-Clary

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Two foxes walked into a bar.

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Well, okay, a diner.

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But most of those middle-American diners are outfitted with a bar type area, complete with red-and-chrome stools - you know the sort -

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which is close enough.

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Both were full of giggles,

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outfitted with grins

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and their most casual of “nice” clothes.

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Somehow managing to look similar without being related, the two got along as though they were brothers.

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One was taller than

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the other, and though both were thin,

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he came off as lanky,

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whereas the the shorter fox seemed more waifish -

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more of a track runner than his friend, the basketball player.

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Although the restaurant was nearly empty -

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its only other customer being one of those

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old hound dogs who sits at the bar,

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nursing his second cup of coffee while staring at the gold flakes on the formica counter as if they might

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somehow swirl into formation,

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revealing the deepest secrets of the universe

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or the solutions to all his problems -

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the two jovial friends made their way to the corner booth

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and plopped down across from each other.

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Their animated discussion,

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more gossip than anything,

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was interrupted by a cat on roller skates popping her gum loudly by the table.

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The foxes grinned up to the waitress,

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who had picked up on the jovial mood

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and was beaming down at them. “What’ll

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it be, you two?”

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Straightening up, the larger of the foxes proclaimed, well rehearsed,

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“A vanilla milkshake, please,

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and a couple of spoons.”

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The waitress’ eyes flicked between the two,

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but she said nothing,

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simply taking down the order before rather pointedly asking the other fox what he’d like.

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The smaller of the two stammered for a second,

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caught off guard,

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“Uh.. c-coffee, please.”

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The rollercat nodded and skated on off,

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leaving the two foxes to glance at each other,

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nervous, unsure as to whether they’d committed some sort

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of faux pas. Each shrugged at each other at the same time and both giggled,

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slipping back into their animated chatter.

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The feline rolled smoothly up to the table again,

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this time with a tray holding a shake,

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two mugs, and a carafe of coffee.

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Setting the shake in the middle and the two mugs in front of each fox,

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she poured them both a cup of coffee before zooming back to the kitchen with the kick of a skate.

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The coffee sat ignored by both foxes

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as each grabbed a spoon from the shake,

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pulling it out to get that first bite:

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that one where the spoon’s already covered with a liberal coating of shake,

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whipped cream, and chocolate sauce.

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Coated spoons made their way into waiting muzzles

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and subsequently licked clean by attentive tongues.

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With much laughter,

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the conversation continued,

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drifting from teachers to

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movies, parents to homework.

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Slowly, carefully, the shake was diminished,

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each taking care to leave the maraschino cherry standing in the middle of the glass atop a pillar

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of sagging whipped cream.

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The talking wound down

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until the two were eating in silence,

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the taller of the foxes

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apparently lost in thought as he stared out the window,

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while the smaller watched his friend with tilted head.

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“Whaaat?” asked the larger vulpine when he caught the other’s gaze,

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muzzle lifted with a half grin.

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Laughing, the fox shrugged and dipped his spoon in the slowly melting desert,

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holding it out to the taller fox.

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Giggling quietly,

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he leaned forward to take the proffered bite.

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Resting his chin on his paws, he smiled happily

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as he let his friend feed him another few bites of the treat.

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Smiling just as much,

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the shorter of the two fished around in the glass with his spoon

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to get at the cherry,

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bright red. Picking it up delicately by the stem,

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he offered that as the next bite,

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his movements slow

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and deliberate. Leaning forward a little further,

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the larger fox delicate picked the

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almost-too-sweet fruit from the stem,

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eyes locked with the other’s.

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With his co-conspirator in shake enjoyment still leaning forward like that,

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it didn’t take much for the smaller fox,

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still moving deliberately,

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to press toward him across the table.

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It was fairly clear what he intended to happen next.

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Clear even to the waitress, who had rolled up at this inopportune moment to refill the untouched coffees.

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With a snap of her gum and a grumpy look,

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she jotted something on the check, slapped down on the table,

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grumbled, “I should’ve known,”

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and pushed off towards the kitchen.

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The two foxes sat in stunned silence for several seconds

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as the insides of each of their ears blushed a matching shade of pink.

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The larger fox’s shaky paws

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fiddled with the check for lack of anything better to do,

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while the smaller fox sat still,

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eyes wide and welling up with frightened tears.

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The check had “get a room”

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scrawled across it,

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and “on the house”

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scribbled hastily at the bottom.

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Taking that as their cue to leave,

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the pair made a clumsy escape from the diner,

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followed by the disdainful gaze of the rollercat.

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Once they had made it out onto the curb,

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the warm evening air a welcome change after the spreading coldness from the shared milkshake,

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the two foxes gave a cautious look back through the glass into the diner.

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The waitress was still watching them from behind the counter.

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They decided on home instead.

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The two walked slowly down the street toward the larger fox’s house, the closer of the two homes,

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in silence. The taller of the foxes kicked at the sidewalk,

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more trudging than walking,

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and the smaller fox gave his friend a few glances with apologetic eyes.

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“I didn’t think… I mean,

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I guess I shouldn’t have done that…”

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Nothing. “I’m sorry,

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I guess I forgot…”

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he trailed off once more.

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Still nothing. The larger fox was looking down at his shoes as they scuffed along the concrete,

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his paws stuffed deep within his pockets.

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“I think we should call off the rest of the night.”

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He walked in silence for a few more steps,

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brow furrowed, before repeating,

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“We should call off the rest of the night.

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See you tomorrow?”

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The shorter fox, stunned,

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stood still for a moment before hurrying to catch up with his friend,

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grabbing lightly at his elbow,

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“No, wait.” The taller fox stopped,

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but would not meet his friend’s gaze,

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frozen in place. “I’m sorry,

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don’t go,” continued the smaller fox.

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The taller of the foxes turned slowly and unhooked his friend’s paw from his elbow,

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taking it in his own,

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slipping his other paw free of his pocket to hold both of his friends in his own.

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“I just feel weird about things, you know?”

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“Well, shucks, I do too, but,”

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he paused, then gave a defeated shrug.

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“It was still a nice night,

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wasn’t it?” A smile tickled at the corner of the taller fox’s mouth

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and the tenseness in his shoulders and posture softened.

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“Yeah,” he said at last,

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nodding. “Yeah, it was still a nice night.

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Thank you.” They smiled shyly to each other

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then both looked down the street

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to where the larger fox’s home lay,

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the soft glow of the porch light.

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The larger of the vulpines turned to look back his friend,

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grunting in surprise when his muzzle met with another,

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one which had been aiming to give him a kiss on the cheek.

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Both blushing foxes mumbled an apology at the same time,

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giggled together,

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and pressed into an awkward kiss,

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noses mushed together

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and lips not quite hitting their mark.

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Two foxes stood on the sidewalk,

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half in light and half in darkness,

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working out the logistics of their first,

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vanilla-flavored kiss:

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all the little things that make foxkissing nice,

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like tilting muzzles just slightly so that the nose is out of the way

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and standing on tiptoes,

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exploring new intimacies.

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Ears laid back and tails all atwitch,

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still holding hands, the couple relaxed back from the kiss

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and smiled at each other before averting their eyes bashfully.

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Still blushing, still grinning,

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still paw in paw,

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they continued on their way to the taller fox’s house.

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“Times are changing,”

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the smaller vulpine observed

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as they neared the low-slung suburban home.

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“I think they’re getting better, don’t you?”

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The other fox was slow to smile,

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but it was an earnest one.

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“Yeah,” he offered, nodding slowly, as though his mind was still churning away.

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“I take back what I said earlier.

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Do you…do you want to come in for a while?”

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This was “Milkshakes and Foxes” by Madison Scott-Clary,

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read for you by Khaki,

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your faithful fireside companion.

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