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“A Close Port of Call” by Altivo Overo
Originally published in ROAR volume 1, 2007 from Bad Dog Books, this is a science fiction story about an incident at an orbiting spaceport, where a lion ship captain and a zebra dockmaster enter into a tense friendship but must overcome their instincts in order to fully trust one another.
Today’s story is “A Close Port of Call” by friend-of-the-fireplace Altivo Overo, who is a horse who stubbornly believes that there is good in every sentient being and that every cloud has a golden side. You can find more of his writing and artwork on FurAffinity, Weasyl, or Furry Amino under Altivo, and at Goodreads or Amazon under Altivo Overo.
Read for you by Khaki, your faithful fireside companion.
Transcript
You’re listening to The Voice of Dog.
Speaker:I’m Khaki, your faithful fireside companion,
Speaker:and today’s story is
Speaker:“A Close Port of Call”
Speaker:by friend-of-the-fireplace Altivo Overo,
Speaker:who is a horse who stubbornly believes that there is good in every sentient being
Speaker:and that every cloud
Speaker:has a golden side.
Speaker:You can find more of his writing and artwork
Speaker:on FurAffinity, Weasyl,
Speaker:or Furry Amino under Altivo,
Speaker:and at Goodreads or Amazon under Altivo Overo. Read for you by Khaki, your faithful fireside companion.
Please enjoy:“A Close Port of Call”
Please enjoy:by Altivo Overo “What beast couldst thou be,
Please enjoy:that were not subject to a beast?”
Please enjoy:—William Shakespeare, Timon of Athens, Act IV, Scene 3
Please enjoy:Dockmaster Mark Partine looked up from his terminal when the proximity chime sounded.
Please enjoy:He expected it of course,
Please enjoy:but he liked watching the traffic pull into the station
Please enjoy:and he had a good viewport.
Please enjoy:The class two galactic skimmer glided smoothly toward a docking port
Please enjoy:with the usual flashing lights and associated comm chatter.
Please enjoy:He looked across the room to his communications officer,
Please enjoy:Lora Rojo, and she nodded to him with a little smile.
Please enjoy:The vixen was always competent and controlled,
Please enjoy:and sat erect on her stool with her tail curled around her legs.
Please enjoy:The dull clunk of the dock
Please enjoy:making magnetic contact with the skimmer vibrated through the flooring.
Please enjoy:Lora pushed the boom microphone on her headset aside,
Please enjoy:saying “That’s Captain Teftawn with the Leonia, Mark.”
Please enjoy:Mark nodded, returning his attention to the terminal where he had already called up the skimmer’s registry record.
Please enjoy:The ship was in the diplomatic service,
Please enjoy:a courier with top clearance
Please enjoy:and no crew other than the captain himself.
Please enjoy:Usually diplomatic corps had all the latest computer rig out, so it was surprising that Teftawn
Please enjoy:had messaged for computer service, saying his
Please enjoy:navigation system was down.
Please enjoy:Knowing that the courier’s captain would be in his office promptly,
Please enjoy:the master stood
Please enjoy:and shook out his tail and mane,
Please enjoy:though they were always well kept and black
Please enjoy:as polished ebony.
Please enjoy:He straightened his uniform jacket too. Valden 4 didn’t often get important traffic like this. Valden’s
Please enjoy:station was not large,
Please enjoy:and only had docking for eight ships.
Please enjoy:Most traffic was made up by trade freighters,
Please enjoy:bringing in manufactured goods or carrying out grain and other agricultural produce
Please enjoy:from the planet below.
Please enjoy:It took only minutes for the Leonia’s captain to reach the offices,
Please enjoy:and the portal slid aside for him
Please enjoy:with its automated rush of air.
Please enjoy:The dockmaster watched curiously as Captain Teftawn,
Please enjoy:a Leandrine of exceptional height and mass,
Please enjoy:stepped briskly into the room
Please enjoy:and let the door slide shut behind him.
Please enjoy:The leonine descendants were noted for their aloofness
Please enjoy:and attention to protocol, but Teftawn smiled
Please enjoy:and winked at Lora
Please enjoy:before turning to Mark and offering his identicap.
Please enjoy:“Teftawn with the Leonia,”
Please enjoy:he said in a quiet purr that was nonetheless perfectly clear and businesslike.
Please enjoy:“I hope you have a good computer tech on staff.”
Please enjoy:Mark accepted the capsule and slid it into the terminal’s validation port,
Please enjoy:then offered his hand in the traditional gesture of friendship and respect.
Please enjoy:“Mark Partine, dockmaster here,”
Please enjoy:he nickered, trying to keep his voice in the lower register.
Please enjoy:“Yes, sir, we have an excellent chief engineer with a computer specialty.
Please enjoy:What exactly seems to have happened?”
Please enjoy:The terminal blinked acceptance of the identicap and spit it back out,
Please enjoy:filling in sketchy information on the screen about Teftawn’s current mission
Please enjoy:even as the lion captain accepted Mark’s offered hand
Please enjoy:in a brief but warm grasp.
Please enjoy:Trade agreements and loan documents en route from Cassiopeia to the Cascade system
Please enjoy:appeared to be his only commission.
Please enjoy:The Leandrine shook his head,
Please enjoy:blinking, heavy mane and beard rustling against the peculiar shiny material of his uniform jacket. “Damned if I know,” he almost growled. “I was planning a stop here anyway because I’ve earned a few days off and the documents I have are not urgent. Navigation was locked on and confirmed,
Please enjoy:but I came out of the jump way inside planetary orbit and headed right for Valden’s Star.
Please enjoy:The alarms were coming up all over my board and
Please enjoy:the helm wouldn’t respond.
Please enjoy:I hit the manual override and it didn’t catch until the second try,
Please enjoy:but then the nav program dropped out and I still had time to steer out of the gravity well.
Please enjoy:I called in here and used the backup programs to get into the station.
Please enjoy:Thanks to your communication specialist for letting me right in.”
Please enjoy:He nodded again toward Lora, with a little smile.
Please enjoy:“We don’t usually have a traffic problem here, Captain,”
Please enjoy:Mark said. “And of course an emergency call gets top priority in any case.
Please enjoy:I’m glad you were able to use your overrides to get out of that.”
Please enjoy:He tapped a couple of keys on the terminal keyboard,
Please enjoy:trying not to let his nostrils flare and quiver
Please enjoy:at the oddly arousing musky scent that clung to Teftawn.
Please enjoy:His hindbrain told him it was something
Please enjoy:dead and yet in some way, it wasn’t that unpleasant.
Please enjoy:He looked up into the lion’s gilt-backed eyes
Please enjoy:and added, “I’ve booked you for immediate repair services, but it will still take at least 24 hours for engineering to run full diagnostics on your computer systems.
Please enjoy:We have some pleasant guest quarters if you’d like to take a room here on the station,
Please enjoy:or would you prefer to stay with your ship?”
Please enjoy:The desire to reach out and stroke the visitor’s jacket,
Please enjoy:to feel the odd material was almost overpowering. Teftawn
Please enjoy:met Mark’s gaze openly, appraisingly.
Please enjoy:It looked as if he were counting the Zebrine’s stripes,
Please enjoy:in fact, and an odd thrill ran down the dockmaster’s neck as the lion ran the tip of his tongue over his teeth before answering.
Please enjoy:“Quarters on a skimmer are tight and sparse,”
Please enjoy:he grinned. “If your rooms have a proper bath and bed, I’ll accept that offer regardless of price.”
Please enjoy:Mark blinked, reawakening from the odd feeling that had crept over him,
Please enjoy:and laughed nervously.
Please enjoy:“It’s only a hundred credits added to your repair bill, Captain.
Please enjoy:No great expense.”
Please enjoy:He tapped keys, and a repair authorization slid out of the printer.
Please enjoy:Placing it over a signature pad,
Please enjoy:he offered Teftawn a stylus.
Please enjoy:The lion captain signed without reading the document.
Please enjoy:He let his paw drift lightly over the dockmaster’s fingers
Please enjoy:as he handed the stylus back.
Please enjoy:“This is a small station,”
Please enjoy:he said quietly. “I’m sure you aren’t that formal with each other here.
Please enjoy:Call me Tef instead of Captain and I’ll feel more comfortable.”
Please enjoy:The zebra morph let his eyes run over the white diplomatic sash of Teftawn’s uniform before nodding slightly.
Please enjoy:He held out the printed document
Please enjoy:and the captain’s identicap.
Please enjoy:“Your copy... Tef. You’re right.
Please enjoy:Call me Mark, please.”
Please enjoy:He pulled a plasteel badge with a neck chain from a drawer
Please enjoy:and handed that over too.
Please enjoy:“This badge will let you into all publicly accessible areas of the station.
Please enjoy:It’s also the key to your rooms.
Please enjoy:You have suite 3 at the end of the beta corridor.
Please enjoy:That’s to your left as you leave this office.
Please enjoy:We have a self-service mess hall, and there’s a small gymnasium between the guest area and the crew’s quarters.
Please enjoy:You’re welcome to make use of those facilities if you wish.
Please enjoy:Station gravity is set to one half gee, but the gym has an independent axis so you can
Please enjoy:increase it to as much as one and a half if you prefer.
Please enjoy:Tap your intercom button to reach Lora here or whoever is on the comm panel
Please enjoy:if you have questions or need anything.
Please enjoy:Our chief engineer will be in touch with you about the repairs as soon as he can look over your systems.”
Please enjoy:Tef accepted the documents and the badge gravely.
Please enjoy:Then he laughed, a warm and not unfriendly sound.
Please enjoy:“Relax, zebra,” he said,
Please enjoy:looking Mark right in the eye.
Please enjoy:“I’m not going to eat you.
Please enjoy:I’m not here on a formal mission either.
Please enjoy:As far as I’m concerned, we’re just two guys stuck out here in space.
Please enjoy:Thanks for your help.”
Please enjoy:He made a little bow to the vixen at the communication panel,
Please enjoy:and headed for the door.
Please enjoy:“I’ll leave you to your work, dockmaster,”
Please enjoy:he added, pausing.
Please enjoy:“But when you get off your shift,
Please enjoy:I’d like to talk to Mark about Valden 4.
Please enjoy:You’re a native, I take it.”
Please enjoy:The dockmaster swallowed nervously
Please enjoy:and nodded. “I’ll be free in two hours,
Please enjoy:and usually go to the mess for something to eat then,”
Please enjoy:he volunteered. “Good,”
Please enjoy:Tef answered, and swiveled on a velveted footpaw
Please enjoy:to pad out the portal.
Please enjoy:After the door whooshed shut,
Please enjoy:Lora was taken with a fit of giggles.
Please enjoy:“You’d think you had never seen a lion before, Mark,”
Please enjoy:she chuckled. The zebra actually blushed, easily visible through the short white nap of his muzzle.
Please enjoy:“There were Leandrines at university, Lora. Of course I’ve seen them before.”
Please enjoy:He blinked and twitched one ear, thinking.
Please enjoy:“But there was something about this one.
Please enjoy:What was that odd scent?”
Please enjoy:The vixen laughed again, loudly this time.
Please enjoy:“Trust a vegan not to know,”
Please enjoy:she said, smiling.
Please enjoy:“It was leather. That uniform jacket he was wearing probably cost him 50 thousand at least.”
Please enjoy:Mark raised an eyebrow.
Please enjoy:“Real leather huh?
Please enjoy:You’re right, I’ve never seen it before.
Please enjoy:Ostentatious but
Please enjoy:interesting.” “I thought he smelled good,
Please enjoy:as well as looking good,”
Please enjoy:Lora offered. “But…
Please enjoy:he’s obviously more interested in zebra boys than he is in fox girls.”
Please enjoy:She ducked behind her terminal console
Please enjoy:as Mark threatened to toss his stylus at her,
Please enjoy:dartlike. The rest of the shift passed uneventfully.
Please enjoy:Mark filed reports and analyzed cargo vouchers while Lora handled routine communications,
Please enjoy:passing doppler-shifted mail between long haul ships
Please enjoy:and planetside below them.
Please enjoy:About 30 minutes before watch change, the chief engineer,
Please enjoy:who was actually their only fully qualified engineer,
Please enjoy:called in to report that his assistant was going to begin the diagnostics on the Leonia.
Please enjoy:Mark relayed the had given him.
Please enjoy:“That’s just weird, Mark,”
Please enjoy:the badger’s voice croaked over the comm link.
Please enjoy:“You know as well as I do that couriers have the best computers and nav
Please enjoy:systems there are.”
Please enjoy:Mark nodded, even though the engineer couldn’t see him over the voice intercom.
Please enjoy:“Yes, I know, Rob. But something happened to it.
Please enjoy:See what you can find out.”
Please enjoy:A few minutes later, the relief crew arrived.
Please enjoy:“Heading for the mess, Lora?”
Please enjoy:Mark asked. The fox girl shook her head and yawned.
Please enjoy:“I’m on a diet,” she told him,
Please enjoy:“and I need some sleep.”
Please enjoy:Mark chuckled. “You?
Please enjoy:The day you need to diet is the day this station takes off at FTL speed heading for Vega. Sweet dreams, lady.”
Please enjoy:Lora grinned widely,
Please enjoy:displaying her teeth
Please enjoy:and teasing with her tongue.
Please enjoy:“Enjoy your date with Teftawn,”
Please enjoy:she countered, and scurried off toward crew’s quarters,
Please enjoy:leaving Mark blinking and rattled in the corridor.
Please enjoy:Shaking his head,
Please enjoy:he turned toward the messroom, where he found Teftawn lolling at a table, waiting for him.
Please enjoy:He nodded and went to the counter,
Please enjoy:keying up tossed salad,
Please enjoy:warm bread, and a vegetable juice cocktail before taking his tray
Please enjoy:to join the lion.
Please enjoy:Tef had shoved aside a plate that still held a patty of synthetic meat with only a small notch taken out of it.
Please enjoy:He was nursing a cup of tea or maybe broth of some sort,
Please enjoy:and eyed the gray meat substitute suspiciously.
Please enjoy:“What is that stuff made from, anyway?”
Please enjoy:he asked. “Vegetable protein, I guess,”
Please enjoy:Mark answered him.
Please enjoy:“I’m sorry. I didn’t promise top quality food.
Please enjoy:Most of us are used to this stuff and don’t think about it.
Please enjoy:Culture-grown flesh is expensive and difficult to ship and store.”
Please enjoy:The lion waved a dismissive paw.
Please enjoy:“Oh, I understand,” he growled.
Please enjoy:“But at least it could be seasoned with something to disguise the taste.”
Please enjoy:Mark laughed and slid open a panel in the wall next to their table,
Please enjoy:revealing squeeze bottles of dressings and condiments.
Please enjoy:“This keeps them from floating away if the artificial gravity goes out,”
Please enjoy:he grinned. “Maybe one of these would help.”
Please enjoy:He uncapped a container of salad dressing
Please enjoy:and squirted some onto his greens.
Please enjoy:Tef brightened a bit,
Please enjoy:and selected a spicy sauce
Please enjoy:which he applied liberally to the soy patty.
Please enjoy:“Duh,” he said. “I missed the latch for that door entirely.”
Please enjoy:He took a tentative bite and chewed,
Please enjoy:wrinkling his nose in an amusing fashion.
Please enjoy:“Well, that’s tolerable, if not actually good,”
Please enjoy:he said after swallowing.
Please enjoy:“Gotta eat something I guess.”
Please enjoy:Mark applied himself to the salad and bread.
Please enjoy:He was always hungry, but fortunately also young and active enough to stay trim in spite of his appetite.
Please enjoy:The bread was fairly tasty,
Please enjoy:since Valden was a grain producing planet.
Please enjoy:Tef watched with mild curiosity.
Please enjoy:“You really like that green stuff?”
Please enjoy:he asked, sticking out a
Please enjoy:pink tongue in amusement.
Please enjoy:The zebra laughed in spite of himself.
Please enjoy:“Actually, yes,” he smiled.
Please enjoy:“It’s in my genes of course.”
Please enjoy:He broke off a large chunk of the bread and offered it.
Please enjoy:“Try this with your protein.
Please enjoy:It’s quite good.” Accepting the proffered bread,
Please enjoy:the lion sniffed at it.
Please enjoy:“Smells good,” he agreed.
Please enjoy:“Sort of like Denebian ale, in fact.”
Please enjoy:He took a healthy bite and chewed for a while before swallowing.
Please enjoy:“Chewy but not bad,”
Please enjoy:he declared. “Local produce,”
Please enjoy:Mark nodded, pushing his own tray aside.
Please enjoy:“Fresh stuff, fresh made.
Please enjoy:Deneb imports our grain for the brewing industry in fact.
Please enjoy:So what else did you want to know about Valden 4?”
Please enjoy:“I understand there’s a little tourist attraction planetside.
Please enjoy:Some kind of hunting resort?”
Please enjoy:Tef finished his imitation meat patty
Please enjoy:and washed it down with the hot beverage, making a face.
Please enjoy:“Is it difficult to get a reservation or license or whatever?”
Please enjoy:With a surprised blink,
Please enjoy:Mark eyed the lion uncertainly.
Please enjoy:“You want to go hunting?”
Please enjoy:he asked. For some reason, that made him feel uncomfortable,
Please enjoy:even though he knew that hunting on Valden was more like
Please enjoy:playing laser tag with wild animals than anything else.
Please enjoy:No animals were actually killed.
Please enjoy:It was Tef’s turn to look surprised.
Please enjoy:“Is that so strange?
Please enjoy:Well, as you say, it’s in my genes.”
Please enjoy:He held out a paw and flexed the digits,
Please enjoy:allowing razor-like claws to emerge
Please enjoy:and then retract once more.
Please enjoy:“OK, I see.” The young dockmaster smiled weakly.
Please enjoy:“I’ve never been there, of course, but the southern continent is almost entirely a game preserve.
Please enjoy:Species from Old Terra,
Please enjoy:both grasslands and forest. The ecology is carefully balanced,
Please enjoy:and preserving the gene pool is the main purpose of the preserve.
Please enjoy:Visitors are allowed, and can either shoot photos or
Please enjoy:use special laser rifles to play hunter.
Please enjoy:Wildlife are tagged with serial numbers that respond to a laser flash and the rifle records the serial number of each hit.
Please enjoy:Trophies are awarded for stalking and shooting various numbers and classes of game. It’s all
Please enjoy:rather pricey, but the funds go to keep the preserve operating.”
Please enjoy:Tef nodded, smiling.
Please enjoy:“That’s pretty much what I heard about it.
Please enjoy:I’d like to give it a try.
Please enjoy:I’m entitled to a few days of leave and no one is pacing the floor waiting for my arrival in the Cascades.”
Please enjoy:He hesitated. “Listen, Mark.
Please enjoy:Would you consider going planetside with me for a few days?
Please enjoy:I know as a dockmaster you have a substantial education and as a
Please enjoy:native of Valden you are more familiar with the planet than I am just from reading about it.
Please enjoy:My treat as far as expense goes.”
Please enjoy:The zebra coughed.
Please enjoy:“Tef,” he said, “you can easily hire a trained guide down there.”
Please enjoy:Teftawn shifted his position as if nervous about asking,
Please enjoy:and a cloud of the leather scent enveloped Mark,
Please enjoy:distracting him briefly.
Please enjoy:“I know that,” the lion blinked.
Please enjoy:“But I like you. I already know you a little.
Please enjoy:Think about it, OK?”
Please enjoy:Before Mark could come up with a reply, the lights flickered and went dark.
Please enjoy:Dim emergency lighting clicked up at the two exits from the windowless dining area,
Please enjoy:and his pocket communicator beeped.
Please enjoy:He pulled it out and opened it. “Partine
Please enjoy:here,” he answered. “Susan
Please enjoy:at communications, dockmaster,”
Please enjoy:came the distant response.
Please enjoy:“We appear to have lost everything but emergency power.
Please enjoy:No departures or arrivals scheduled at the moment.”
Please enjoy:The soft hiss of life support recirculating air
Please enjoy:went silent. “I’m on it, Susan,”
Please enjoy:Mark said. “Hold the fort for a few minutes.”
Please enjoy:He pressed two buttons,
Please enjoy:and before engineering could answer him,
Please enjoy:nearly brayed into the communicator.
Please enjoy:“Rob, what’s going on?”
Please enjoy:“Main computer shut the power down, apparently,”
Please enjoy:the badger’s dry voice responded. “We’re on it.”
Please enjoy:“How long are we good for on emergency power?”
Please enjoy:“At least eight hours,”
Please enjoy:Rob said. “No need to start evacuating yet.”
Please enjoy:“Keep me posted.” Mark closed his device and pocketed it.
Please enjoy:“Looks like your repairs may be delayed a bit,”
Please enjoy:he said, peering at Teftawn through the gloom.
Please enjoy:The lion captain’s eyes had a definite glow to them,
Please enjoy:whether just from reflected light or actually from inside was hard to say.
Please enjoy:They blinked once.
Please enjoy:“Does this happen often?”
Please enjoy:he asked, with an air of amusement.
Please enjoy:“Never before during my two years here.
Please enjoy:Let’s go up to operations.
Please enjoy:At least there’s a window there.”
Please enjoy:They went out to the corridor and proceeded up to the room where they had first met,
Please enjoy:Mark leading the way since he was most familiar with the station, but also feeling Tef’s glowing eyes
Please enjoy:fixed on the back of his neck.
Please enjoy:For the first time since his earliest spacer training, he felt trapped inside the cavern of the station,
Please enjoy:as if the walls were closing in on him
Please enjoy:and something threatening from behind.
Please enjoy:The zebra quickened his pace,
Please enjoy:his rubber non-slip soles squeaking on the plasteel of the floor.
Please enjoy:It seemed to take forever to cover the hundred meters or so
Please enjoy:until the operations room came around the horizon, but at last it appeared
Please enjoy:and they used the manual release to slide the portal aside and enter.
Please enjoy:Susan, communications second and a vixen as dark as Lora was fair,
Please enjoy:was at the panel and looked up calmly as they walked in.
Please enjoy:Tef slid the port shut behind them without being asked,
Please enjoy:and Mark twitched,
Please enjoy:feeling suddenly trapped.
Please enjoy:“I’ve notified planetside control of the emergency, sir,”
Please enjoy:Susan advised. “They’re standing by for our instructions.
Please enjoy:They want an hour’s notice if we intend to evacuate, so they can send a shuttle to pick us up.”
Please enjoy:Mark nodded. “Tell them it isn’t that serious yet, but we’ll let them know if it becomes necessary.”
Please enjoy:There were only two ships in dock.
Please enjoy:Leonia wouldn’t be going anywhere with her computers presumably down.
Please enjoy:The other was an empty freighter waiting for a load of grain to be shuttled up from the surface.
Please enjoy:It took about 16 cargo shuttles to do the job,
Please enjoy:and only two had arrived so far.
Please enjoy:“Have you notified the Beltane of the emergency?”
Please enjoy:he asked. “Yes, sir,”
Please enjoy:said Susan immediately.
Please enjoy:“Captain Andrus volunteered the services of his engineer if we need
Please enjoy:him. I let engineering know and they’ve been talking to Beltane directly.”
Please enjoy:“Good,” Mark said and took a step backward toward his own desk only to bump into Teftawn, who was still behind him.
Please enjoy:He wobbled for a second
Please enjoy:and the lion put a paw on each of his shoulders to steady him and,
Please enjoy:forgetting where he was,
Please enjoy:the zebra startled and jumped.
Please enjoy:“Easy there, dockmaster,”
Please enjoy:rumbled Tef. “These are tight quarters.”
Please enjoy:He slipped quietly to one side to allow Mark access to his console and the zebra wasted no time
Please enjoy:putting the desk between him and the big captain.
Please enjoy:The room seemed full of the leather smell, and Mark’s head was spinning.
Please enjoy:He sat in his chair
Please enjoy:and stared at the blank monitor for a second.
Please enjoy:Then he pulled out his communicator again and punched the two digit code for engineering.
Please enjoy:When Rob answered, Mark simply said “Status, Rob?”
Please enjoy:“Still working on it.
Please enjoy:The problem hit shortly after we hooked the diagnostic lines to Leonia’s computer.
Please enjoy:There may have been an interaction.
Please enjoy:Our system is still live and running something,
Please enjoy:but I can’t figure out what. There’s
Please enjoy:processing going on, but no output.
Please enjoy:Jeff here thinks it’s some kind of
Please enjoy:trojan or worm,” the badger reported.
Please enjoy:“We’ve unhooked Leonia for the moment
Please enjoy:and are trying to pin it down.”
Please enjoy:“All right, Rob, keep us informed.” Teftawn’s
Please enjoy:eyes were glowing again in the dim emergency lighting.
Please enjoy:“Damn!” he exclaimed.
Please enjoy:“I knew better. Those encrypted diplomatic packets were delivered by a kid with no ID badge.
Please enjoy:The pouch looked authentic, and the cartridges loaded,
Please enjoy:so I figured they were legitimate.
Please enjoy:The computer is supposed to recognize the sealed wrappers and know if they are forgeries,
Please enjoy:but now I wonder.
Please enjoy:You know there have been hostilities between Cassiopeia and the Cascades for a couple of generations.
Please enjoy:Not open warfare, but trade interference, piracy, that sort of thing.”
Please enjoy:Mark looked at his wrist chronometer.
Please enjoy:Almost an hour had passed since the lights flickered and dimmed.
Please enjoy:He looked at Susan.
Please enjoy:“Give Captain Teftawn a line to Rob so he can explain that.”
Please enjoy:The dark vixen punched buttons and handed a communicator to Tef
Please enjoy:once she had engineering on the line.
Please enjoy:The lion explained what had happened,
Please enjoy:and Rob gruffly acknowledged the information.
Please enjoy:The badger’s voice came over the link.
Please enjoy:“That may be it,” he agreed.
Please enjoy:“We’ll go ahead with a disinfection procedure then.
Please enjoy:Halt the main computer and restart it to flush the worm or whatever it is out of memory.
Please enjoy:I have a dump captured already so we can analyze it later.”
Please enjoy:They waited, watching Valden 4 rise and set twice
Please enjoy:as the station revolved.
Please enjoy:Another hour had passed before the comm panel beeped.
Please enjoy:Susan acknowledged the signal and put Rob onto the speakers.
Please enjoy:“It’s the damnedest thing I’ve ever seen,”
Please enjoy:the badger told them.
Please enjoy:“The computer reboots,
Please enjoy:and then halts with a prompt on the console here.
Please enjoy:It says ‘Conan of Cimmeria’
Please enjoy:with a question mark as if waiting for a response.
Please enjoy:No matter what we do, it just keeps giving back that same prompt. Tef immediately
Please enjoy:laughed out loud.
Please enjoy:“That’s the passphrase for the Leonia’s computer.
Please enjoy:What’s it doing in your system?”
Please enjoy:he asked. “I have no frickin’ idea,”
Please enjoy:Rob answered gruffly.
Please enjoy:“Will you tell us the correct response
Please enjoy:then?” “Sure,” Tef said.
Please enjoy:“Give it ‘King of Aquilonia by his own hand’
Please enjoy:and see what it does.
Please enjoy:He spelled out “Aquilonia” in phonetics.
Please enjoy:Susan was giving them a blank look
Please enjoy:and then Mark recognized the name.
Please enjoy:He turned to Teftawn.
Please enjoy:“You’re a fan of ancient literature?”
Please enjoy:The lion nodded, smiling.
Please enjoy:“Robert E. Howard, to be exact.
Please enjoy:Ancient Terra. Twentieth Century.”
Please enjoy:They waited for a minute, and finally Mark called out
Please enjoy:“Rob?” “I’ve got another cryptic message on the console,”
Please enjoy:the badger told them.
Please enjoy:“It doesn’t make any sense to me.”
Please enjoy:“Read it off,” the zebra said.
Please enjoy:“All right. Here it is: ‘Now
Please enjoy:could I, Cascadian,
Please enjoy:name to thee a man most like this dreadful night,
Please enjoy:that thunders, lightens, opens graves, and roars as doth the lion in the Capitol.’
Please enjoy:What in hell does that mean?”
Please enjoy:The badger’s frustration was very evident.
Please enjoy:Everyone looked at Teftawn,
Please enjoy:who shrugged. “No idea,”
Please enjoy:he said. It was now two hours and thirty minutes without full power and computer systems.
Please enjoy:“Is there another prompt, Rob?”
Please enjoy:Mark wanted to know.
Please enjoy:“The same question mark.
Please enjoy:It expects a response,” was the reply.
Please enjoy:“Hold on, we’ll query ground control,”
Please enjoy:Mark told him. He looked at Susan, who began pressing buttons to bring up the planetside link again.
Please enjoy:She patched engineering through to a ground administrator, who in turn queried the computer there.
Please enjoy:No link for the quote was found.
Please enjoy:Mark rubbed his forehead, closing his eyes.
Please enjoy:“Yet it sounds familiar,”
Please enjoy:he murmured. “Cascadian, of course, must have been inserted to refer to the Cascades.
Please enjoy:I wonder what was there originally.”
Please enjoy:Tef nodded. “The lion in the Capitol,”
Please enjoy:he said slowly. “The Cascades are no longer under Leandrine control, but they were up until twenty years ago.”
Please enjoy:Mark was still sitting with his eyes closed,
Please enjoy:trying to think, only an ear twitching now and then,
Please enjoy:when the portal opened slowly and Lora entered. “I couldn’t
Please enjoy:sleep any more,” she said,
Please enjoy:pushing the sliding door closed behind her.
Please enjoy:“No lights, no air.
Please enjoy:Played back the emergency messages on my communicator and thought I’d better see if you needed me.”
Please enjoy:Mark read off the cryptic message to her
Please enjoy:and she frowned.
Please enjoy:“Sounds downright archaic,
Please enjoy:at least in the language.
Please enjoy:How old is it?” “If that’s the original English, it goes all the way back to Terra, before space travel and before the gene wars,”
Please enjoy:Mark told her. “I’m guessing it might be 17th Century at the latest.”
Please enjoy:Susan pursed her lips.
Please enjoy:“Not much surviving from that era is there?” she asked.
Please enjoy:“More than you might think, actually.
Please enjoy:I think it’s probably Shakespeare, though, and not the Bible or Milton.
Please enjoy:The question is, which play and what context.
Please enjoy:context.” Tef nodded. “I think it’s Shakespeare too,”
Please enjoy:he said. “But without any computer access...”
Please enjoy:“You asked ground control to check?”
Please enjoy:Lora wanted to know.
Please enjoy:“Yes. They couldn’t find it,”
Please enjoy:Susan responded. “Wait!” Tef exclaimed. “Of course.
Please enjoy:I have a pocket reader in my cabin on the Leonia that has, among other things, the complete works of Shakespeare on it.
Please enjoy:If I can get there to retrieve
Please enjoy:it...” “Should be able to,”
Please enjoy:Mark said, raising his head.
Please enjoy:“It will take a couple of manual overrides, but we can get there.”
Please enjoy:“OK, let’s go then,”
Please enjoy:Tef growled. Mark nodded to Lora.
Please enjoy:“Take my place here in case things come back up,” he said.
Please enjoy:“Let Rob know what we’re doing.
Please enjoy:It’s not dangerous, just slow with no power or security.”
Please enjoy:Tef opened the portal
Please enjoy:and waited for the zebra to step through before following him again.
Please enjoy:Mark continued in the other direction around the rim of the station,
Please enjoy:away from ops and the sleeping quarters and toward the docking bays.
Please enjoy:Before they had covered a fourth of the distance,
Please enjoy:he began to feel closed in again,
Please enjoy:and sensed the lion right on his tail.
Please enjoy:He shivered and stopped,
Please enjoy:expecting Tef to bang into him, but nothing happened.
Please enjoy:Turning around, he saw the captain standing about six feet behind him,
Please enjoy:not following that closely at all.
Please enjoy:However, his glowing eyes were uncanny in the dim light.
Please enjoy:Mark mumbled something about hearing things and
Please enjoy:continued forward.
Please enjoy:He could smell the leather material of Teftawn’s jacket.
Please enjoy:In fact, he imagined, surely, that he could smell Teftawn,
Please enjoy:a carnivorous predator riding his trail.
Please enjoy:No, that was ridiculous.
Please enjoy:The courier captain was a gentleman and a diplomat.
Please enjoy:Mark wanted to trust him,
Please enjoy:not to fear him. The ruff of hairs at the base of his mane insisted on standing anyway.
Please enjoy:He shivered as they reached the Leonia’s berth.
Please enjoy:Teftawn noticed the shiver, evidently.
Please enjoy:“Chilly?” he asked. “No wonder.
Please enjoy:You don’t have that much fur do you?
Please enjoy:And that uniform wasn’t made for an unheated station.”
Please enjoy:The lion laughed softly
Please enjoy:and Mark realized that their breath was visible now,
Please enjoy:misting the air before their muzzles.
Please enjoy:“It will be even colder on board Leonia.
Please enjoy:Everything is shut down there,”
Please enjoy:Tef continued. He unzipped his leather jacket and placed it around the zebra’s narrower shoulders.
Please enjoy:Mark wanted to refuse it,
Please enjoy:unwilling to wear the hide of anything dead,
Please enjoy:but it was warm with the heat of the lion’s body,
Please enjoy:and lined with something soft and insulating.
Please enjoy:He acquiesced, and let Tef operate the manual override
Please enjoy:to open the hatch to his own ship.
Please enjoy:“Wait here,” the lion said,
Please enjoy:his heavy mane spreading now over muscular shoulders and chest.
Please enjoy:The hatch squeaked as it opened,
Please enjoy:and Tef climbed into the opening,
Please enjoy:three steps up, his tail following and vanishing into what seemed like total blackness to Mark’s eyes.
Please enjoy:Well, the old sayings claimed that cats could see in the dark, didn’t they?
Please enjoy:After what seemed like an age, but was only 15 minutes by Mark’s chronometer,
Please enjoy:Tef returned and slammed the hatch behind himself.
Please enjoy:He handed a miniature electronic reader to the zebra, smiling.
Please enjoy:“Old Earth literature,”
Please enjoy:he said. “Almost four thousand volumes’ worth.”
Please enjoy:The dockmaster touched the key to illuminate the tiny screen,
Please enjoy:and realized that he had seen one like it before.
Please enjoy:“I used one at the university,”
Please enjoy:he said. “Borrowed.
Please enjoy:I couldn’t afford to buy it.”
Please enjoy:“Get the lights back on,
Please enjoy:and it’s yours,” Tef smiled.
Please enjoy:“I’ll pick up another one eventually.
Please enjoy:You studied ancient literature?”
Please enjoy:“I took a full minor in diplomacy and another in history,”
Please enjoy:Mark told him. He was shivering from the cold and had difficulty entering the search terms to find what he wanted.
Please enjoy:Teftawn stood behind him in the near darkness,
Please enjoy:and wrapped massive arms around him gently,
Please enjoy:letting his mane hang down around Mark’s shoulders.
Please enjoy:“There,” the lion whispered,
Please enjoy:his greater height bringing his whiskers right against the zebra’s ear.
Please enjoy:“That should be warmer for you.”
Please enjoy:His tail curled around
Please enjoy:so that the tufted end lay against Mark’s hooves.
Please enjoy:It was warmer all right.
Please enjoy:It would have been a blessing, but Mark’s nerves were already on edge.
Please enjoy:His reaction made him want to panic,
Please enjoy:struggle, break free.
Please enjoy:With force of will, he contained that instinct and focused on the tiny reader.
Please enjoy:The answer appeared.
Please enjoy:“It’s from Julius Caesar, ”
Please enjoy:he said. “Cassius to Casca. Of course.
Please enjoy:All these names that start with CAS are what was rattling my brain back in ops.”
Please enjoy:He had to dig under the leather jacket to get to his communicator, but he found it.
Please enjoy:Still shivering, he punched up engineering.
Please enjoy:When Rob answered,
Please enjoy:Mark told him what to try.
Please enjoy:They started back toward operations,
Please enjoy:moving slowly, and were still on their way when the lights came back on
Please enjoy:and the soft hiss of air circulation returned,
Please enjoy:blanketing the silence with white noise that sounded like thunder after such a long period of time.
Please enjoy:The door to operations slid open for them automatically, as it should.
Please enjoy:Both vixens looked up expectantly as they entered,
Please enjoy:and Lora raised a quizzical eyebrow,
Please enjoy:staring down her pointed muzzle at Mark’s attire.
Please enjoy:He blushed and hastily removed the leather jacket from his shoulders,
Please enjoy:passing it back to Teftawn.
Please enjoy:The lion captain grinned at the two foxes.
Please enjoy:“It was damned cold out there,
Please enjoy:and I didn’t want you to accuse me of letting your dockmaster be frozen into a
Please enjoy:ponysicle.” Without missing a beat,
Please enjoy:Lora asked, “So what was the answer?”
Please enjoy:Tef made a bow and gestured grandiosely to Mark, who recited it:
Please enjoy:“A man no mightier than thyself, or me, in personal action; yet prodigious grown, and fearful as these strange eruptions are.”
Please enjoy:The vixens stared at him blankly.
Please enjoy:“Julius Caesar, Act 1, Scene 3,”
Please enjoy:he told them. “It’s the scene where they are plotting the assassination of Caesar.” Tef nodded. “Julius V was the Leandrine dictator over the Cascades System until about 20 years ago,”
Please enjoy:he said. “He was an isolationist, and blocked all trade agreements with the outside.
Please enjoy:My guess is that someone wanted to remind the Cascadians not to fall back into their old ways,
Please enjoy:and set this up to do it forcefully.”
Please enjoy:“But...” Susan wondered,
Please enjoy:“how does interfering with the computers on your ship or this station achieve that?”
Please enjoy:“It doesn’t,” Mark answered
Please enjoy:her. “When Rob’s crew made their link to the Leonia’s computer, they naturally validated the encrypted seals on the diplomatic data packets.
Please enjoy:Normally that wouldn’t have happened until the packets were transferred to the systems on Cascade 7.
Please enjoy:The worm was supposed to shut down the government systems in the Cascadian capital,
Please enjoy:not ours. Call ground control and tell them the emergency is cleared and
Please enjoy:I’ll give them a full report in four hours.
Please enjoy:Then you’re relieved.
Please enjoy:Lora will take the watch here while the rest of us get some sleep.”
Please enjoy:“Absolutely, I will.
Please enjoy:Go find a warm drink first, Mark. Your teeth are chattering,”
Please enjoy:Lora said. Walking back down the now lighted corridor to the mess room seemed only a tenth of the distance it had been in the dark.
Please enjoy:Nonetheless, Mark was still acutely conscious of the lion’s presence just behind him.
Please enjoy:“This is ridiculous,” he wanted to tell himself.
Please enjoy:“Lions haven’t been predators upon zebras for over four hundred years back on Terra.
Please enjoy:And lion morphs were never really predators.
Please enjoy:Sure, they need to eat flesh or a reasonable facsimile,
Please enjoy:but we grow that in culture now.
Please enjoy:He even said he wasn’t going to eat me...”
Please enjoy:Wait, where did that come from?
Please enjoy:Oh yeah, Tef did say it, didn’t he?
Please enjoy:Yeah. Finding the reader in his pocket, the dockmaster offered it back to Teftawn who only waved a paw in refusal.
Please enjoy:“I meant what I said.
Please enjoy:It’s yours now, so enjoy it,”
Please enjoy:the lion told him.
Please enjoy:Mark selected hot cocoa,
Please enjoy:a rare indulgence for him,
Please enjoy:and Tef got himself some coffee.
Please enjoy:They sat facing each other, sipping the hot liquids.
Please enjoy:“Well done, dockmaster,”
Please enjoy:Tef said to him,
Please enjoy:smiling so that his sharp fangs showed and Mark shivered again.
Please enjoy:“You really do know your ancient literature.
Please enjoy:I hope we get a chance to discuss it when we go down to the surface.
Please enjoy:I really meant that offer,
Please enjoy:and I hope you’ll accept it.”
Please enjoy:The soft pads of a pawfoot found Mark’s fetlock under the table
Please enjoy:and stroked it slowly.
Please enjoy:Mark froze, about to refuse,
Please enjoy:and then decided that he had to learn to override his fearful instincts if he wanted to have a real career in space.
Please enjoy:He sipped cocoa, relishing the bittersweet warmth of it
Please enjoy:and wrapping his hands around the cup.
Please enjoy:Finally he nodded.
Please enjoy:“I have R&R time coming,”
Please enjoy:he said, “and now I need it.
Please enjoy:I’ll go.” Teftawn smiled,
Please enjoy:set his cup down on the table,
Please enjoy:and reached out with his right paw to stroke Mark’s cheek.
Please enjoy:“Those stripes are fascinating,”
Please enjoy:he said softly. “I’ve wanted to do that all day.
Please enjoy:How do we book our time hunting and camping then?”
Please enjoy:“Susan or Lora can do it.
Please enjoy:They are masters of any kind of reservations or communication,” the dockmaster answered.
Please enjoy:He put down his own cup,
Please enjoy:and laid his hand on the tabletop.
Please enjoy:It was immediately covered by a big furry paw.
Please enjoy:“Good,” said Tef. “I can’t wait.” ***
Please enjoy:The shuttle landed smoothly on the southern continent of Valden 4.
Please enjoy:Mark watched Teftawn sorting out their two packs from the jumble of luggage
Please enjoy:in the forward racks, and followed him down the gangplank.
Please enjoy:He hadn’t set hoof on solid ground for about a year
Please enjoy:and it felt good in spite of the excess of gravity.
Please enjoy:Fortunately, all station crew were required to work out in the gym regularly,
Please enjoy:so he was not overly weak for the nine-tenths gee of Valden’s only habitable planet.
Please enjoy:They followed signs to the ground transport
Please enjoy:that bumped over a couple of miles of road to the main resort hotel,
Please enjoy:Tef keeping up a constant stream of questions about Mark’s foalhood
Please enjoy:and family on the planet,
Please enjoy:and how he came to choose a space career.
Please enjoy:Obviously, the lion wasn’t bothered by either the gravity or the heat of the heavy atmosphere.
Please enjoy:The reservation clerk checked their identicaps and pulled out a packet of maps.
Please enjoy:“Camping out are we?”
Please enjoy:the burro asked brightly,
Please enjoy:as if she didn’t know it already from what she had just read from her screen.
Please enjoy:“Here are your maps, and the rule sheets.
Please enjoy:You can pick up your kit in room four down the hall.
Please enjoy:Just use these badges.”
Please enjoy:She handed them each a plasteel badge with their name and a number on it.
Please enjoy:“Oh, and don’t miss the restaurant.
Please enjoy:I hear the trail food they provide is pretty meager, so you may want to have a good lunch before starting out.”
Please enjoy:Mark trailed behind Tef to the restaurant,
Please enjoy:where the lion smoothly negotiated a pleasant and private booth for them.
Please enjoy:A waiter arrived and took their orders.
Please enjoy:Mark had a very large salad with bread and olive oil,
Please enjoy:while Tef ordered cultured beef in gravy
Please enjoy:and a glass of wine.
Please enjoy:The zebra wrinkled his nose when the plate of meat was set on the table, and Tef laughed.
Please enjoy:“Oh come on, Stripes,”
Please enjoy:he said, having taken to calling Mark by that nickname.
Please enjoy:“You don’t have to eat it, and nothing was hurt making it.”
Please enjoy:“Well, that’s true, I guess,”
Please enjoy:Mark had to agree.
Please enjoy:He tried not to watch the lion appreciatively devouring the roasted flesh, but it fascinated him.
Please enjoy:Tef only raised an eyebrow at him
Please enjoy:and stole a chunk of his bread to soak up the gravy.
Please enjoy:After lunch they picked up their rental gear
Please enjoy:and took another bumpy transport to the trail head.
Please enjoy:Mark was glad he had eaten lightly because the jolting of the ground car was quite upsetting to him.
Please enjoy:Still, he recovered quickly once his hooves were on the ground again
Please enjoy:and they hiked about ten kilometers into the grassland
Please enjoy:and up to a hilltop before making camp.
Please enjoy:Mark prepared a meal from freeze dried rations
Please enjoy:while Tef laid out bedrolls
Please enjoy:and played with his laser rifle, sighting at imaginary animals in the distance.
Please enjoy:Mark himself had chosen the camera option,
Please enjoy:and took several shots of Teftawn playing with the rifle
Please enjoy:and grinning toothily.
Please enjoy:They ate, and slept the sleep of the justly tired.
Please enjoy:It was only on the third full day,
Please enjoy:when Teftawn had already exceeded a thousand points with his laser
Please enjoy:and Mark had filled an image chip with photos of wildlife,
Please enjoy:that the fears began to return.
Please enjoy:The lion was enjoying himself immensely,
Please enjoy:full of energy and curiosity,
Please enjoy:large of appetite, and broad of gesture.
Please enjoy:He continued to quiz Mark about the fauna,
Please enjoy:the culture, and the history of Valden 4, until Mark had to say he knew no more.
Please enjoy:Tef got a blister on his paw from pressing the rifle trigger so often,
Please enjoy:and produced a sharp beltknife to puncture and drain it.
Please enjoy:Mark stared, because all weapons, including knives, were forbidden.
Please enjoy:They had been warned of it repeatedly.
Please enjoy:Tef noticed the zebra’s gaze.
Please enjoy:“Oh, this?” he asked.
Please enjoy:“It’s just a little manicure tool.
Please enjoy:I refuse to be caught in the wilderness bare pawed.”
Please enjoy:He grinned, showing his fangs,
Please enjoy:and Mark remembered the razor claws in those big paws.
Please enjoy:Tef was hardly weaponless,
Please enjoy:even without the knife.
Please enjoy:Late that afternoon,
Please enjoy:they found a herd of zebras:
Please enjoy:the original, Terran species
Please enjoy:with four hooves
Please enjoy:and a nasty attitude,
Please enjoy:from which Mark’s ancestral genes had been derived
Please enjoy:back before the gene wars put an end to morphic experimentation on the human homeworld.
Please enjoy:Mark had a telephoto lens, and snapped a dozen photos
Please enjoy:while Teftawn discovered that the herd
Please enjoy:was just out of range of his laser rifle.
Please enjoy:“Let’s stalk them and get closer,”
Please enjoy:the lion whispered.
Please enjoy:So they crawled through tall grass,
Please enjoy:Mark leading and watching for snakes which might possibly be present.
Please enjoy:The thought of the lion right at his tail almost gave him pause,
Please enjoy:and as the stalking dragged on for an hour and more,
Please enjoy:the feelings from the dark corridors of the station came back
Please enjoy:and crept up from his hindbrain into his consciousness.
Please enjoy:No matter what you might say,
Please enjoy:Tef was a predator.
Please enjoy:He moved like one,
Please enjoy:thought like one,
Please enjoy:had the powerful muscles and speed of one.
Please enjoy:Mark caught himself imagining what it would be like to feel those fangs at his throat,
Please enjoy:or Tef’s claws on his flank,
Please enjoy:and shivered. The lion
Please enjoy:had moved a bit to one side, and they were very close to the unsuspecting herd when a stallion raised his head
Please enjoy:and tested the air,
Please enjoy:then gave a scream of warning.
Please enjoy:Almost as one, the herd of a hundred or more striped creatures wheeled
Please enjoy:and took off across the grassy plain at a gallop.
Please enjoy:Mark smelled their fear,
Please enjoy:and heard them calling to one another.
Please enjoy:In an instant, he was running after them,
Please enjoy:and swiftly for a biped.
Please enjoy:Tef stared for only a second,
Please enjoy:and followed. The zebra morph was closing the distance between himself and the herd,
Please enjoy:but the lion was catching up to him as well.
Please enjoy:He looked over his shoulder
Please enjoy:and saw Tef running straight for him,
Please enjoy:open mouthed and roaring,
Please enjoy:and picked up his speed when he thought he could do no more.
Please enjoy:He turned to the side, toward a tumble of rock and brush,
Please enjoy:hoping that the lion morph’s enthusiasm would make him follow the larger herd,
Please enjoy:but to no avail. Terrified,
Please enjoy:with his instincts raging and shouting down all rationality,
Please enjoy:Mark plunged in among the rocks
Please enjoy:and hid himself, listening to Tef rustling through the grasses not far away.
Please enjoy:His heart was pounding like a huge hammer,
Please enjoy:and he was sure the sound of it alone would give him away.
Please enjoy:Convinced that the lion must have brought him out here into the wilderness only to kill him for reasons unknown,
Please enjoy:the zebra lay still,
Please enjoy:panting as quietly as he could.
Please enjoy:There was silence,
Please enjoy:and he had almost relaxed
Please enjoy:when the heavy weight of Teftawn’s larger body enveloped his back,
Please enjoy:and he felt those fangs on the back of his neck
Please enjoy:right through his own heavy mane.
Please enjoy:Mark squeezed his eyes shut
Please enjoy:and tried to prepare himself for what he thought was coming.
Please enjoy:Tef nipped the zebra’s neck lightly,
Please enjoy:growled with laughter,
Please enjoy:and turned Mark easily in his arms,
Please enjoy:only to kiss him full on the mouth.
Please enjoy:The lion’s tongue was soft and smooth,
Please enjoy:not like a feline at all.
Please enjoy:He kissed very well indeed,
Please enjoy:and Mark melted into his arms, wondering what on earth he had been running from.
Please enjoy:They broke the kiss,
Please enjoy:and Teftawn pinched Mark’s cheek
Please enjoy:with his paw. “That was a fun game,”
Please enjoy:he said. “But I like this one better.”
Please enjoy:He kissed the zebra once more, before asking softly,
Please enjoy:“Now why have you been running away from me ever since I set paw on your station?”
Please enjoy:This was “A Close Port of Call”
Please enjoy:by Altivo Overo, read for you by Khaki,
Please enjoy:your faithful fireside companion.
Please enjoy:Thank you for listening
Please enjoy:to The Voice of Dog