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“Hey Buddy” by Dirt Coyote (read by Kergiby)
Sacha wants to have his boyfriend over, but his parents have one request: he must have a heart to heart with his younger brother.
Today’s story is “Hey Buddy” by Dirt Coyote, who, when he’s not causing all sorts of trouble on twitter, is writing a novel, a novella, and short furry fiction. Find his writings as DirtCoyote on sofurry and follow him on Twitter for future updates.
Today’s story will be read for you by Kergiby, a full-time panther, who also hosts the Star Wars Rebels podcast Rebel Heir - alongside your faithful fireside companion.
Transcript
You’re listening to The Voice of Dog.
Speaker:Today’s story is
Speaker:“Hey Buddy” by Dirt Coyote, who,
Speaker:when he’s not causing all sorts of trouble on twitter, is writing a novel,
Speaker:a novella, and short furry fiction.
Speaker:Find his writings as DirtCoyote on sofurry
Speaker:and follow him on Twitter for future updates.
Speaker:Today’s story will be read for you by Kergiby,
Speaker:a full-time panther.
Please enjoy:“Hey Buddy”
Please enjoy:by Dirt Coyote Sacha rolled cold eggs around his plate,
Please enjoy:twiddling his fork between his fingers.
Please enjoy:The metal scratched about, irritating the two other wolves at the table.
Please enjoy:Dad pretended not to hear it,
Please enjoy:scrolling through his phone
Please enjoy:and twitching with every scrape.
Please enjoy:Mom, however, was not having it.
Please enjoy:Her utensils clattered against the granite tabletop
Please enjoy:and she coughed. "You know,
Please enjoy:I'd sure like to meet Calvin this weekend.
Please enjoy:He sounds lovely.
Please enjoy:lovely." Subtle. It'd been a month.
Please enjoy:Not since Sacha'd come out.
Please enjoy:That happened years ago and all
Please enjoy:discussions about that
Please enjoy:were long since distant hazy memories.
Please enjoy:It'd been a month since he told his parents about
Please enjoy:Calvin, the charming dalmatian he started dating.
Please enjoy:Sacha let his fork go,
Please enjoy:pulling out his phone without taking his eyes off Mom.
Please enjoy:"I can text him. He gets straight A’s so I'm sure his parents wouldn’t mind.
Please enjoy:Maybe tonight, if I send it right now.”
Please enjoy:Her tongue clicked in her cheek,
Please enjoy:but he knew she'd do that.
Please enjoy:Something in his teenage hormones told him
Please enjoy:he had to make everything difficult,
Please enjoy:especially if he knew it would make everything difficult.
Please enjoy:The two’s stares bore into each other,
Please enjoy:an argument boiling up to the surface underneath the silence.
Please enjoy:A hard crack of ceramic wheels rolling over the driveway's cement slabs rang hard.
Please enjoy:It was enough to distract them,
Please enjoy:all six lupine ears
Please enjoy:flashing upwards
Please enjoy:to listen for an impending fall.
Please enjoy:It never came and they relaxed.
Please enjoy:Mom was first to speak.
Please enjoy:"I think you know that's not what I'm saying," she said,
Please enjoy:claws rapping at the table.
Please enjoy:"Why can't Calvin just come over?”
Please enjoy:Leaning in and lowering his voice,
Please enjoy:Sacha continued,
Please enjoy:“I don't see why I have to talk to Reggie first.
Please enjoy:first." His little brother wouldn't be able to hear him from outside.
Please enjoy:Not while practicing ollies on his skateboard,
Please enjoy:but Sacha didn't like talking about him behind his back.
Please enjoy:Mom dropped her voice similarly.
Please enjoy:"I want him to understand.
Please enjoy:We don't like springing any surprises on him.
Please enjoy:him." Dad followed up, a chuckle in his voice,
Please enjoy:"Boy nearly had a heart attack when we served salmon instead of hot dogs that one night.
Please enjoy:night." Both Sacha and Mom glowered,
Please enjoy:his sense of humor not welcome.
Please enjoy:He rolled his eyes
Please enjoy:and put himself back into his phone.
Please enjoy:Sacha's fingers went up to his temple,
Please enjoy:rubbing a patch of white fur that circled his eye.
Please enjoy:"Why don’t you two talk with him?
Please enjoy:You’re the adults.”
Please enjoy:Her brow furrowed,
Please enjoy:the argument rehashed for so long
Please enjoy:it could walk on two feet.
Please enjoy:“He’ll have questions.
Please enjoy:Questions I won’t know the answer to.
Please enjoy:And, no offense hunny,
Please enjoy:but do you really want
Please enjoy:your father to talk to him about this?”
Please enjoy:Dad shrugged and mock frowned,
Please enjoy:accepting the out like the joker he was.
Please enjoy:It wasn’t that simple.
Please enjoy:Dad pulled Sacha aside once and said they’d talk to Reggie if he really couldn’t,
Please enjoy:but he had to at least try.
Please enjoy:He had to genuinely
Please enjoy:try and help his little brother understand his sexuality
Please enjoy:before his father might intervene.
Please enjoy:Not before then. Sacha pushed his plate away
Please enjoy:like his responsibilities were on top.
Please enjoy:“What do you want me to say?
Please enjoy:I date dudes? Just tell him
Please enjoy:I’m gay like he doesn’t already think that word means stupid
Please enjoy:or bad?” Mom’s ears ducked,
Please enjoy:but she pushed forward anyways,
Please enjoy:“If he thinks that then
Please enjoy:you can correct him on it.
Please enjoy:He’ll listen to you.”
Please enjoy:Frustration growled out from Sacha’s throat
Please enjoy:and graveled his words as he spoke,
Please enjoy:“What if he doesn’t?
Please enjoy:What if he freaks out or something?”
Please enjoy:Dad squinted, a warning to keep those growls in check.
Please enjoy:Mom rubbed a paw through her headfur,
Please enjoy:just as annoyed as Sacha.
Please enjoy:“That’s why you need to talk to him
Please enjoy:first.” It’d become circular, this argument.
Please enjoy:Sacha’s paws came down hard on the table.
Please enjoy:“You guys don’t understand!”
Please enjoy:He winced, embarrassed at what he’d just done.
Please enjoy:There was a ninety percent chance he was grounded,
Please enjoy:no matter what he’d do.
Please enjoy:Neither Mom nor Dad spoke,
Please enjoy:their faces frozen in shock.
Please enjoy:Seeing their expressions hurt him,
Please enjoy:almost physically,
Please enjoy:and he had to be honest with them.
Please enjoy:“I’m sorry. I wanted to tell him.
Please enjoy:I really did. I just don’t want him to hate me,”
Please enjoy:Sacha said, voice quivering.
Please enjoy:Cause, oh god, he really did try.
Please enjoy:The weekend prior,
Please enjoy:he’d sat down in the driveway with Reggie.
Please enjoy:He was ready to tell him everything
Please enjoy:and it just got stuck in his chest.
Please enjoy:All the words he’d meant to say,
Please enjoy:and all he could do
Please enjoy:was teach his little brother to do an ollie.
Please enjoy:Mom rose and Sacha’s head went down.
Please enjoy:He closed his eyes, ready for the scolding of a lifetime.
Please enjoy:Arms draped over his shoulders, whiskers brushing against his own as she hugged him from behind.
Please enjoy:Her cheek was warm,
Please enjoy:his tear soaking into the fur on her muzzle.
Please enjoy:“He’d never hate you,”
Please enjoy:she said softly. “I know that, cause we love you too much to ever.
Please enjoy:Him especially.” Sacha let out a sigh of relief,
Please enjoy:her affection enough to pull off some of his worries.
Please enjoy:When he opened his eyes,
Please enjoy:Dad was smiling.
Please enjoy:His eyebrows flicked up in a sorta,
Please enjoy:“She’s right, you know?”
Please enjoy:but at least he didn’t say it.
Please enjoy:The front door opened,
Please enjoy:skateboard collapsing onto the hardwood floors of the foyer.
Please enjoy:Mom would give Reggie shit for that, but for now,
Please enjoy:she released the hug and sat back in her seat.
Please enjoy:Sacha nodded to both of them,
Please enjoy:took a deep breath,
Please enjoy:and walked into the living room.
Please enjoy:Reggie was on the couch,
Please enjoy:flicking through channels on the TV.
Please enjoy:Two bluish-grey ears poked out of the helmet he’d not yet taken off.
Please enjoy:A white spot of fur circled his eye same as Sacha’s.
Please enjoy:He was so focused on screen, he barely registered his older brother sitting down next to him.
Please enjoy:“Hey, buddy.” Reggie turned,
Please enjoy:eyes and smile lit bright.
Please enjoy:Sacha knew in that look,
Please enjoy:everything was going to be alright.
Please enjoy:This was “Hey Buddy”
Please enjoy:by Dirt Coyote, read for you by Kergiby,
Please enjoy:a full-time panther, who also hosts the Star Wars Rebels podcast
Please enjoy:"Rebel Heir" - that's heir with an h -
Please enjoy:alongside your faithful fireside companion.
Please enjoy:You can find more stories on the web at thevoice.dog, or find the show wherever you get your podcasts.
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Please enjoy:Thank you for listening
Please enjoy:to The Voice of Dog.