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“Coming Ott” by Geo Holms

Jaye is waiting in their car for their friend, who is coming out to their family about who he really is, a North American River Otter, and assist in untangling the aftermath.

Today’s story is “Coming Ott” by Geo Holms, who is a raccoon from the internet occasionally writing quirky tales, where inevitably some character is turned from one thing into another. You can find his tales on his FurAffinity @ GeoHolms, along with his collab tales written with a certain spiffin’ bard fox (and maybe others).

Read for you by Rob MacWolf — werewolf hitchhiker.

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MacWolf,

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your

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traveler,

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and

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story

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is “Coming

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Ott”

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by

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Geo

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Holms, who is

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a

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raccoon

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from

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the

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internet

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writing

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quirky

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tales,

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where

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inevitably

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some

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character

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is

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turned

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his tales on his FurAffinity @ GeoHolms,

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counter

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nobody

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know

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child,

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should

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that

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child,

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say “I

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or “I

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there

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nobody,

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parents,

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who

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has

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the

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right

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to

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say “no

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you

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aren’t.”

Please

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enjoy


“Coming

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Ott” by Geo Holms

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steering

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wheel

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to

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the

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music,

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mouthing

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along

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to

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the

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words

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of

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a

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familiar

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song

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that

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retained

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its

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magic

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no

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matter

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how

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many

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times

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played.

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lyrics "...amazing

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things;

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can

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come

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from,

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some

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terrible

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nights..."

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the

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passenger

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door

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opened

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and

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a

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American

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River

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Otter

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slipped

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into

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the seat, closing the door behind it. Jaye

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turned

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down

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the

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music

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to

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low

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volume.

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the

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otter

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said

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in his squeaky

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voice.

Jaye

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gave the

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otter a

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look.

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otter

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gave

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a

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cool

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look

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up at Jaye.

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drive.”

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not

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that,”

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they

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made

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an

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across

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shoulder

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and

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snapping-in

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gesture.

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first.”

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the

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otter

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slipped

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on

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seat belt.

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Jaye

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had

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installed

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one to fit

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dog

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seat belt

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attachments

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exactly

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occasion,

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seemed

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to

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handle

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it

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well

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enough

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most

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times.

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looked

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over at

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the

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house

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the

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otter

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had

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entered

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twenty-something

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minutes

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before.

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thought

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they

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saw

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can

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you

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drive,

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please?”

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thing,”

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Jaye

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tossed

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out

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question

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it

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minutes.”

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point.”

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fine

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Gerard.”

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done,

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promise.”

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car

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speakers

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car

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sound.

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Gerry

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spoke, “You

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know

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what

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really

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sucks?

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know

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the

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reason

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longer

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human

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reason that

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wanted

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to

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tell

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my

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parents is

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that it

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hurt

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me

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so

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much to

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not

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share

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something

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that

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made

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me

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happy.

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You

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know?”

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nodded,

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taking another

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turn.

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otter

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sighed,

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looking

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out

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the

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passenger

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window. “I knew

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this would

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happen. I mean,

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I

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hoped

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wouldn’t,

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but

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I

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knew.

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Just

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the

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way

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my

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mom’s

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talking

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about

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it.

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really

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weird

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about

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it.

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a

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few

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months

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back,

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she was

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going

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on

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about,

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like,

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this

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celebrity

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or

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someone

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who

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beat

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up

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their

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girlfriend,

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and

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then

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said,

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it

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almost

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bad

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politician who

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turned

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into

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a

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grizzly

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bear.

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I

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this sorta

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thing,

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but

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set

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realization

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she’d

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never

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take

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this

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well.”

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know.

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I’m

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sorry.”

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more

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minutes

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passed

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as Jaye kept

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driving

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down

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nondescript

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roads,

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their

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destination

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clearer.

Gerry

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spoke

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again. “She’s

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suspected

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something’s

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been

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up

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for

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weeks, and

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me

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arriving

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being…this,

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just

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solidified

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all

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her

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fears

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and gave them

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foundation,

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something

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to

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build

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her

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anger

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off.

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got

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bad

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pretty

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quick.

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for

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coming

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along, I

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kinda

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hoped

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I

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didn’t

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need

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an

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escape

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route,

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glad

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for you

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providing one.”

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problem,

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rudderbutt.

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You

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could

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never

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quite

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know

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how

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this

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play

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out.

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ready

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to

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come

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in

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and

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retrieve

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you

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if

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needed.

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have

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ended

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up

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in

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a

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pet

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carrier

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or

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something.”

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that

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happened

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before.”

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do

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some

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research

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before.

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can

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have

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reactions

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they

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find

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out

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their

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loved

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one

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wants

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to

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be

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something

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besides

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human.”

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more

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silence. Jaye

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wondered

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if

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they

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should

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have

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said

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that.

Gerry

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continued, “Something

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funny

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though.

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funny,

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but

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still.

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mom

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insisted

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I

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turned

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into

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an

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otter

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to

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wreck

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her

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birthday

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party

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happening

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next

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week.”

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don’t

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think

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she

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was

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thinking

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straight

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and was

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just

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taking

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whatever

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she

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had

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at

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her

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disposal.

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a

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pretty

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wild

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swing

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there,

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right?”

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crazy.”

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prepping

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myself

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for

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some

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really

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calls

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and

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later.

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maybe

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I

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moved

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off

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in

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tub?”

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I

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can

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move

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through

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water.

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Sure, in the

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limited

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space

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of

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a

Speaker:

tub

Speaker:

would

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totally

Speaker:

not

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show

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off

Speaker:

my

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full

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swimming

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prowess, but it

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would

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get

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the

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point

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across.”

“Absolutely

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would. I’ve

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seen

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you

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in

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a

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tub.

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Wild

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swim

Speaker:

skillz

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with

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a

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z.

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Multiple

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z’s

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even.”

They

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both

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laughed at

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this.

"Would

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a

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fish

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tank

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have worked

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better

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to

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show off

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swimming

Speaker:

skillz?"

"Depends

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on

Speaker:

size

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of the

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fish tank."

Jaye

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turned on

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blinker

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and

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made

Speaker:

another

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turn.

"The

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average

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pet

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fish

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good

Speaker:

eating?"

"Jaye.

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What

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the

Speaker:

hell? I wouldn't

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eat

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anyone's

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pet

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fish.

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Why

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would

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

ask

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that?

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Do you

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think

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I'd

Speaker:

do

Speaker:

that?

Speaker:

I'm

Speaker:

not just

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some

Speaker:

feral

Speaker:

otter." Gerry

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huffed

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and

Speaker:

crossed

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his

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forelimbs. Or at

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least

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that's

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what

Speaker:

Jaye

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thought

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they

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were

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doing.

Speaker:

Otter forelimbs

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weren't

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quite

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functional

Speaker:

enough

Speaker:

or

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long

Speaker:

enough

Speaker:

for

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the

Speaker:

gesture.

Jaye

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stopped the

Speaker:

car

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at a

Speaker:

light.

"Totally

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been

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curious

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though,

Speaker:

eh?"

"Yes!

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Phil's

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Hunting

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and

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Fishing

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Supplies has

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a

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huge

Speaker:

fish

Speaker:

tank

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

couldn't

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stop

Speaker:

watching

Speaker:

those glistening

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little

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morsels

Speaker:

swimming

Speaker:

about, my webbed

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paws

Speaker:

against

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the

Speaker:

glass.

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

think

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I

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

drooling

Speaker:

or

Speaker:

looking

Speaker:

too

Speaker:

hungry

Speaker:

because

Speaker:

an

Speaker:

employee

Speaker:

had

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

politely

Speaker:

ask

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

move

Speaker:

on. They

Speaker:

looked

Speaker:

like

Speaker:

little

Speaker:

colorful

Speaker:

popcorn

Speaker:

fish

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poppers and

Speaker:

just

Speaker:

wanted

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

sample

Speaker:

them

Speaker:

all."

Jaye

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and

Speaker:

Gerry

Speaker:

were

Speaker:

reduced

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

laughing

Speaker:

again.

Reflective

Speaker:

calm

Speaker:

settled

Speaker:

again,

Speaker:

Gerry

Speaker:

looking

Speaker:

out

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

passing

Speaker:

trees.

“Did

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your

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dad

Speaker:

say

Speaker:

anything?”

Speaker:

Jaye

Speaker:

ventured.

“Naw.

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Not a thing.

Speaker:

Just

Speaker:

stared

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

looked

Speaker:

really

Speaker:

grim.

Speaker:

Who

Speaker:

knows

Speaker:

what

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

means.

Speaker:

Maybe

Speaker:

he’ll

Speaker:

be

Speaker:

chill?

Speaker:

Maybe

Speaker:

he’s

Speaker:

scared

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

say

Speaker:

anything

Speaker:

because

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

mom?

Speaker:

Maybe

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

has

Speaker:

same

Speaker:

opinion

Speaker:

as my

Speaker:

mom?

Speaker:

There’s

Speaker:

no

Speaker:

way

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

know,

Speaker:

honestly.

Speaker:

He’s

Speaker:

never

Speaker:

said

Speaker:

anything

Speaker:

about

Speaker:

it.

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

think

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

co-worker

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

turned into a

Speaker:

capybara?

Speaker:

And,

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

mentioned

Speaker:

it,

Speaker:

but

Speaker:

didn’t

Speaker:

say

Speaker:

anything

Speaker:

about

Speaker:

it,

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

know?”

“I

Speaker:

think

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

do.

Speaker:

Yeah, who knows,

Speaker:

maybe

Speaker:

he’ll

Speaker:

surprise

Speaker:

you.”

"Yeah.

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Who

Speaker:

knows,"

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

said, "You

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know

Speaker:

even

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

gonna

Speaker:

go

Speaker:

through

Speaker:

how

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

could

Speaker:

tell

Speaker:

what

Speaker:

kind

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

otter

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

was.

Speaker:

From

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

muzzle

Speaker:

shape

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

my webbed

Speaker:

paws

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

tail

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

fur..."

"You

Speaker:

can

Speaker:

run

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

through

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

later. You're

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like

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an

Speaker:

Asian

Speaker:

small

Speaker:

clawed

Speaker:

river

Speaker:

otter,

Speaker:

right?"

"I

Speaker:

know

Speaker:

you're

Speaker:

joking."

"I

Speaker:

can't

Speaker:

help

Speaker:

it.

Speaker:

Eurasian

Speaker:

river

Speaker:

otter?"

"I

Speaker:

will

Speaker:

bite

Speaker:

you."

The

Speaker:

otter's

Speaker:

indignant

Speaker:

ire

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

interrupted

Speaker:

by

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

crunch

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

gravel

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

Jaye

Speaker:

pulled

Speaker:

off

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

road

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

came to

Speaker:

a stop,

Speaker:

putting

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

car

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

park.

“Where

Speaker:

are

Speaker:

we?”

Speaker:

Gerry

Speaker:

said,

Speaker:

looking

Speaker:

around,

Speaker:

unable

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

see

Speaker:

much

Speaker:

from his perspective

Speaker:

belted

Speaker:

in.

“A

Speaker:

spot

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

think

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

mentioned?

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

looked

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

up,

Speaker:

just

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

case.

Speaker:

Your sister

Speaker:

filled

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

in.”

Outside,

Speaker:

a round-stoned

Speaker:

lakeshore

Speaker:

beach

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

twilight.

“Wow, Jaye. I love this beach.

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I

Speaker:

haven’t

Speaker:

been

Speaker:

here

Speaker:

since…since

Speaker:

I…”

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

looked

Speaker:

between

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

beach

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

Jaye,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

sniffed,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

Jaye,

Speaker:

uncertain

Speaker:

if

Speaker:

possible,

Speaker:

thought

Speaker:

they

Speaker:

saw

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

dark otter eyes

Speaker:

starting to tear up.

“I thought you might wanna give it a go with

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

new

Speaker:

digs,”

Speaker:

Jaye

Speaker:

said,

Speaker:

gesturing

Speaker:

to Gerry’s

Speaker:

otter form, “We’re in no rush.

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

know

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

good

Speaker:

fish

Speaker:

place

Speaker:

we

Speaker:

can

Speaker:

hit

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

later.”

"Is

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

pet

Speaker:

store?"

"Okay,

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

know

Speaker:

another

Speaker:

good

Speaker:

place

Speaker:

we

Speaker:

can hit

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

later.

Speaker:

But

Speaker:

seriously,

Speaker:

they

Speaker:

have

Speaker:

raw

Speaker:

options.

Speaker:

Not

Speaker:

sushi

Speaker:

raw.

Speaker:

Fresh

Speaker:

from

Speaker:

tank

Speaker:

flopping

Speaker:

raw."

“I’d

Speaker:

be

Speaker:

offended

Speaker:

by

Speaker:

your

Speaker:

otter

Speaker:

stereotyping

Speaker:

if

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

weren’t

Speaker:

so

Speaker:

spot

Speaker:

on.”

“You

Speaker:

get

Speaker:

out

Speaker:

there

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

swim

Speaker:

rudderbutt, and

Speaker:

maybe

Speaker:

you’ll

Speaker:

catch

Speaker:

some

Speaker:

pre-dinner

Speaker:

fish

Speaker:

yourself.”

With

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

happy

Speaker:

squeak, Gerry

Speaker:

exited

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

car.

Speaker:

Jaye

Speaker:

smiled

Speaker:

as they

Speaker:

watched

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

otter

Speaker:

lope

Speaker:

across

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

beach

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

slip into

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

water,

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

barely

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

ripple.

Speaker:

Jaye

Speaker:

exited

Speaker:

their

Speaker:

car

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

watched

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

otter's

Speaker:

sleek

Speaker:

furred

Speaker:

hide

Speaker:

occasionally breach

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

surface,

Speaker:

obviously

Speaker:

enjoying

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

sheer

Speaker:

unfettered

Speaker:

swimming

Speaker:

joy

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

being

Speaker:

an

Speaker:

otter.

Being

Speaker:

himself.



This

Speaker:

was “Coming

Speaker:

Ott”

Speaker:

by

Speaker:

Geo

Speaker:

Holms,

Speaker:

read for you

Speaker:

by

Speaker:

Rob

Speaker:

MacWolf,

Speaker:

Werewolf

Speaker:

Hitchhiker.

Speaker:

You

Speaker:

can

Speaker:

find

Speaker:

more

Speaker:

stories

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

web

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

thevoice.dog,

Speaker:

or

Speaker:

find

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

show

Speaker:

wherever

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

get

Speaker:

your

Speaker:

podcasts.

Speaker:

Happy

Speaker:

Pride,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

Thank

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

listening

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

The

Speaker:

Voice

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

Dog.

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Furry stories to warm the ol' cockles, read by Rob MacWolf and guests. If you have a story that would suit the show, you can get in touch with @VoiceOfDog@meow.social on Mastodon, @voiceofdog.bsky.social on Blue Sky, or @Theodwulf on Telegram.

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