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“To Catch the Lightning” by Royce Day (part 1 of 2)
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You’re listening to The Voice of Dog.
Speaker:I’m Khaki, your faithful fireside companion,
Speaker:and Today’s story is the first of two parts of
Speaker:"To Catch the Lightning"
Speaker:by Royce Day, which will soon be available in Armoured Fox Press' upcoming
Speaker:Swordmasters anthology,
Speaker:edited by Tarl Hoch
Please enjoy:“To Catch the Lightning”
Please enjoy:by Royce Day (part 1 of 2)
Please enjoy:“Don’t hold that up to your muzzle,”
Please enjoy:Becca advised. “We’ll look like tourists.”
Please enjoy:Feyd’s ears flicked back in embarrassment,
Please enjoy:and he pulled the kerchief back down from his muzzle to rest loosely around his throat once again.
Please enjoy:Not that the vixen could blame the younger foxen male. Klippenhaffen was a typical Gerwart industrial port city:
Please enjoy:busy, crowded, and covered with a black cloak of coal dust from the nearby factories.
Please enjoy:The ‘warties around her
Please enjoy:seemed to take no notice of it, but even Becca could barely keep herself from sneezing every five paces
Please enjoy:as they walked up the street
Please enjoy:towards the warehouse district.
Please enjoy:Feyd shook his head,
Please enjoy:triangular ears flattening to his scalp.
Please enjoy:“How can they stand it here?”
Please enjoy:he asked. “You can’t smell anything except the dust in your snout.”
Please enjoy:The sandy-furred male was eight years younger than Becca’s own thirty years,
Please enjoy:but despite his youth
Please enjoy:he’d proven a capable lieutenant in her command.
Please enjoy:Which was why she’d brought him along on this mission for their patron,
Please enjoy:Countess Longlake.
Please enjoy:“It’s Gerwart,” Becca said,
Please enjoy:gesturing with her sword paw towards the factories belching dark clouds from their smokestacks
Please enjoy:on the edge of town.
Please enjoy:“They’ll put up with anything so long as it’s declared ‘Progress’.”
Please enjoy:She fought the urge to start rubbing at her own black and white fur,
Please enjoy:which would be soon black and grey if they stayed out in the open for more than the afternoon.
Please enjoy:“They’ll bury themselves in an early grave from breathing in this stuff,”
Please enjoy:Feyd replied. After a moment he added,
Please enjoy:“I wish I had my sword.”
Please enjoy:“It would hardly fit with our current outfits,”
Please enjoy:Becca noted. “Though I’ll admit I’m feeling pretty naked myself.”
Please enjoy:They were both dressed as Mother Country sailors,
Please enjoy:in tough canvas pants,
Please enjoy:heavy linen shirts,
Please enjoy:and kerchiefs at their necks,
Please enjoy:not the bright uniforms of Countess Longlake’s personal guard.
Please enjoy:Swords would definitely be out of place,
Please enjoy:though Becca and Feyd
Please enjoy:both wore long utilitarian knives at their belts,
Please enjoy:and Becca held tight to a thick, wooden cane.
Please enjoy:They dodged out of the street
Please enjoy:and onto the crowded sidewalk as an overloaded steam cart
Please enjoy:puffed down the road towards the docks,
Please enjoy:the brakeman cursing as it went down the steep slope.
Please enjoy:The crowd seemed to take little notice of it beyond stepping out of the way.
Please enjoy:Becca tried to imagine the carnage that would occur if the driver and brakeman lost control of the cart
Please enjoy:and it was allowed to barrel down the street unimpeded.
Please enjoy:A Mother Country countess would never allow something that dangerous,
Please enjoy:but would instead build a more expensive but safer funicular railway from the warehouse district
Please enjoy:to the wharves jutting out into the harbor.
Please enjoy:Progress. They turned at an intersection at the top of the hill,
Please enjoy:following the line of bars, banks, outfitters, and other shops that catered to both the sailors that visited the city
Please enjoy:and the workers who tended the warehouses in this district.
Please enjoy:Becca reviewed the map of the town she’d memorized on the voyage from the Mother Country,
Please enjoy:counting storefronts until they reached a small tavern
Please enjoy:marked with a snarling grass chaser on its signboard.
Please enjoy:Stepping inside revealed a common room that was crowded with sailors and workers from several seafaring nations,
Please enjoy:the air smoky from the oil lamps on the walls.
Please enjoy:Beside her Feyd sneezed,
Please enjoy:and Becca felt her eyes begin to water.
Please enjoy:“Where is he?” Feyd whispered desperately into her ear.
Please enjoy:“Patience,” Becca whispered back.
Please enjoy:She flagged down the bartender and purchased beers for them both.
Please enjoy:Grabbing the tankards,
Please enjoy:she guided Feyd casually toward the back of the room,
Please enjoy:as if looking for an empty table.
Please enjoy:Finally she found what she was looking for:
Please enjoy:a small table occupied by a single foxen male,
Please enjoy:with deep red fur and wearing a pince nez clipped to his muzzle,
Please enjoy:sitting alone and looking nervous.
Please enjoy:“Mind if we sit here?” she asked in Gerwart.
Please enjoy:“I am sorry, no,
Please enjoy:I am waiting for…for friends,” he replied.
Please enjoy:His tail curled nervously around his knees,
Please enjoy:a leather satchel stuffed with papers resting in his lap.
Please enjoy:He was dressed in commoner garb, but his accent was obviously educated,
Please enjoy:and there were small white spots from chemical burns dotting the fur of his arms and paws,
Please enjoy:hinting at his true background.
Please enjoy:“That would be us,”
Please enjoy:Becca replied, sitting down and motioning for Feyd to do as well.
Please enjoy:“I am Swordmaster Beccalian Blacksailor,
Please enjoy:and this is my lieutenant, Feydian Cliptoe.
Please enjoy:We are agents for the Countess Longlake of the Mother Country Council
Please enjoy:of Countesses. You are Scholar Mond-Gaffer?”
Please enjoy:“Yes,” the male replied.
Please enjoy:His eyes darted up and down,
Please enjoy:examining their carefully common appearance.
Please enjoy:“You don’t look like a swordmaster.”
Please enjoy:“If I did, I’d be standing out a lot more than you would want me to at the moment,”
Please enjoy:Becca replied calmly.
Please enjoy:“I’m in disguise, the same as you.
Please enjoy:Were you followed at all?”
Please enjoy:“I… I don’t believe so,”
Please enjoy:Mond-Gaffer said. “As far as the Science Ministry knows,
Please enjoy:I’m attending a conference in Eisenstadt.
Please enjoy:I even had one of my students purchase the train ticket for Klippenhaffen.”
Please enjoy:“So at least one person knows where you were really going?”
Please enjoy:Feyd asked in concern.
Please enjoy:“No, no,” Mond-Gaffer said quickly.
Please enjoy:“I told them it was for my aunt.
Please enjoy:I bought the ticket for Eisenstadt myself just before I got on the train to Kilppenhaffen.”
Please enjoy:Becca felt some of her concern ease.
Please enjoy:Despite his hesitant manner,
Please enjoy:Mond-Gaffer wasn’t quite so starry-eyed as his name suggested.
Please enjoy:“That was well done, Scholar.
Please enjoy:Now we are all going to finish our beers,
Please enjoy:and then you’re going to take a nice, relaxed walk with us
Please enjoy:down the docks to start a lovely sea voyage to the MC,
Please enjoy:understood?” “Oh, no. Not yet!”
Please enjoy:Mond-Gaffer exclaimed.
Please enjoy:“We have to get the prototype from the warehouse.
Please enjoy:We absolutely cannot leave without it.”
Please enjoy:“Prototype? What prototype?”
Please enjoy:Becca demanded. “The prototype of the galvanic generator,”
Please enjoy:he said. “I couldn’t just leave it at the university;
Please enjoy:that would mean someone else could examine it and duplicate my work,
Please enjoy:even without my research notes.”
Please enjoy:He patted the satchel protectively.
Please enjoy:“So I had it shipped here ahead for my arrival.
Please enjoy:I told the university chancellor I was sending it to the conference instead.”
Please enjoy:Beside her, Feyd’s jaw dropped open.
Please enjoy:“So you had someone ship it all the way here,
Please enjoy:when it and you are expected in Eisenstadt?”
Please enjoy:He turned to Becca.
Please enjoy:“Swordmaster, the scholar here going missing might just be a case of him being a bit lost.
Please enjoy:Both of them being misplaced
Please enjoy:is going to set off somebody’s alarm bells.”
Please enjoy:And there’s going to be paperwork showing where it went.
Please enjoy:Mother Goddess bless us all, Becca thought in aggravation.
Please enjoy:“How large is this prototype, Scholar Mond-Gaffer?”
Please enjoy:She was hoping it was something the size of a trunk.
Please enjoy:Two sailors carrying a trunk down the street to the docks, with its owner following them, would hardly attract notice.
Please enjoy:“Oh, not very large. Just the size of a pair of shipping flats,” he replied affably.
Please enjoy:Which would mean they’d need a steam cart to haul it back to the ship, she realized.
Please enjoy:“That’s too big. We’ll have to destroy it,”
Please enjoy:Becca told him. “Destroy it, are you mad?
Please enjoy:It is my life’s work!”
Please enjoy:Mond-Gaffer exclaimed,
Please enjoy:his tail lashing in fury.
Please enjoy:“Oh, you are just like those idiots in the War Ministry,
Please enjoy:who only care about making bigger and better explosives. I thought
Please enjoy:the MC would be different!”
Please enjoy:“Keep your damned voice down,”
Please enjoy:Becca hissed. “All right,
Please enjoy:we’ll figure something out. Just take us to it.”
Please enjoy:Scholar Mond-Gaffer
Please enjoy:nodded and stood up, almost losing his balance as the satchel’s weighty contents
Please enjoy:made him lean to one side.
Please enjoy:Feyd stood and grabbed the scholar’s arm to steady him,
Please enjoy:and together the three of them headed back out into the street and toward a nearby warehouse.
Please enjoy:By the time they reached it,
Please enjoy:the sky was turning a burnt orange color as the lowering sun’s rays
Please enjoy:hit the perpetual smoke cloud hanging over the city.
Please enjoy:“What did you put on the manifest when you had it shipped here?”
Please enjoy:Becca asked as they approached.
Please enjoy:“Copper wiring, industrial magnets, lead plates, and sulphuric acid,” Mond-Gaffer replied.
Please enjoy:“It is all correct. I just failed to mention what configuration they are in.”
Please enjoy:“Cute,” Feyd muttered,
Please enjoy:while Becca wondered what such a bizarre combination of items could be used for.
Please enjoy:“Feyd, find a steam cart we can use to haul Herr Scholar’s prototype back to the ship,”
Please enjoy:Becca ordered. “Why do you think I can just conjure up a steam cart in the middle of an enemy city this late in the afternoon?”
Please enjoy:he asked. “Because you are my lieutenant, and you’d rather die than fail me,”
Please enjoy:Becca answered with a smile.
Please enjoy:“This is true, swordmaster,”
Please enjoy:he admitted sheepishly.
Please enjoy:He gave her a smart salute
Please enjoy:and turned smartly on one footpad,
Please enjoy:flagging down a nearby longshorefolk to get directions to the nearest livery rental.
Please enjoy:After a brief negotiation with the warehouse clerk,
Please enjoy:involving a maddening delay while Mond-Gaffer dug through his satchel for the right paperwork,
Please enjoy:and they were brought before a large crate as tall as Becca,
Please enjoy:five arms long and half as wide.
Please enjoy:“How much does this thing weigh?” Becca asked the scholar. “The lead plates and the magnets are the heaviest components,” he told her. “No more than seven-hundred pounds, I think.”
Please enjoy:Becca took a deep,
Please enjoy:calming breath and leaned on her cane.
Please enjoy:“Mother Goddess bless us all,”
Please enjoy:she muttered. An hour later,
Please enjoy:a deep puffing noise from outside the warehouse heralded the return of Feyd,
Please enjoy:hanging on the running board of a large cargo steam cart,
Please enjoy:complete with driver, brakeman, and engineer tending the puffing coal boiler
Please enjoy:mounted between the driver’s cab
Please enjoy:and the cargo area.
Please enjoy:To Becca’s suppressed horror
Please enjoy:they drove it straight inside, heedless of the burning coals being expelled towards the rafters.
Please enjoy:If it’d been an alcohol-fueled engine like a Mother Country design,
Please enjoy:she wouldn’t have been as worried.
Please enjoy:This thing could set the whole warehouse on fire
Please enjoy:if a spark landed in the right spot.
Please enjoy:Progress. After that it was just a matter of getting the pallet into the cargo bed,
Please enjoy:a task aided by a winch connected to the cart’s steam engine,
Please enjoy:which hauled it aboard
Please enjoy:in less than ten minutes.
Please enjoy:Becca felt herself relax slightly.
Please enjoy:If they could get this blasted cart down the hill and through the town without running over anyone, all they’d have to do
Please enjoy:is load the pallet aboard the waiting ship and they could
Please enjoy:be on their merry way.
Please enjoy:A commotion from the direction of the warehouse manager’s office
Please enjoy:made Becca take firm hold of her cane
Please enjoy:and motion for Feyd to stay close to Mond-Gaffer’s side.
Please enjoy:Four officers in the uniform of the local constabulary were approaching,
Please enjoy:the warehouse manager trailing behind worriedly.
Please enjoy:“Scholar Mond-Gaffer?”
Please enjoy:the lead constable called out.
Please enjoy:“You and your companions are under arrest, at the order of the Ministry of State Security.” “Wha-wha
Please enjoy:-what?” Mond-Gaffer stuttered. “I
Please enjoy:-I have never heard of anything so… So outrageous! I am merely retrieving my prototype after it was accidentally shipped here instead of to the conference.”
Please enjoy:Becca tried not to applaud his quick thinking,
Please enjoy:even as she let her expression slacken from alarm to annoyance,
Please enjoy:suitable for a sailor finding herself stuck
Please enjoy:in an unexpected complication.
Please enjoy:“‘ere now. We not with him,”
Please enjoy:she said in Gerwart, making sure her accent was broken and barely understandable.
Please enjoy:“We were told to just bring his crate back to the ship.”
Please enjoy:“That will be sorted out by State Sec,”
Please enjoy:the constable said firmly,
Please enjoy:letting his paw drop to the truncheon at his hip. “Now disarm yourselves and come with us.”
Please enjoy:“Becca?” Feyd asked urgently.
Please enjoy:“Follow my lead,” she advised in the Mother Tongue.
Please enjoy:Becca reached over with her left paw,
Please enjoy:awkwardly undoing the buckle of her knife sheath
Please enjoy:and letting it drop to the ground,
Please enjoy:and a moment later Feyd followed suit.
Please enjoy:“Your cane as well, please,” the constable ordered. “All right, all right,” Becca groused.
Please enjoy:She leaned over to set the cane on the ground,
Please enjoy:her paw reaching out to the side of the steam cart as if to steady herself.
Please enjoy:She felt a flash of heat on her paw pad, and she let out a loud cry as if burnt,
Please enjoy:swaying dangerously on her “good” leg.
Please enjoy:The second constable,
Please enjoy:Mother Goddess bless him,
Please enjoy:rushed forward as if to catch her.
Please enjoy:Which was when Becca pressed a button on the handle of her cane,
Please enjoy:sending the heavy, spring loaded sheath directly into the second constable’s leg,
Please enjoy:as the sword hidden inside it was revealed.
Please enjoy:She heard a sharp crack as the sheath hit,
Please enjoy:breaking the poor fellow’s ankle
Please enjoy:and sending him tumbling to the ground.
Please enjoy:“Flats only!” Becca shouted to Feyd,
Please enjoy:as he dove to the ground and rolled, coming back up to his feet with both of their knives unsheathed in his paws.
Please enjoy:She rushed forward,
Please enjoy:bringing up the sword toward the lead constable.
Please enjoy:He waved his truncheon at her,
Please enjoy:the shorter club briefly parrying Becca’s sword,
Please enjoy:until she pivoted the blade in her paw and flipped the truncheon free of his grip.
Please enjoy:She spun the blade,
Please enjoy:slashing the blunt edge towards the constable’s head.
Please enjoy:Panicking, he tried to parry it with his forearm,
Please enjoy:and she heard a second nasty crack as it broke against her steel.
Please enjoy:As he doubled over in pain,
Please enjoy:clutching wounded arm,
Please enjoy:she brought the handle of the sword cane smartly down on the back of his head,
Please enjoy:knocking him to the floor unconscious.
Please enjoy:She scanned the room for more opponents,
Please enjoy:to find that the third constable was unconscious but breathing,
Please enjoy:lying slumped against one of the wheels of the steam cart,
Please enjoy:while the fourth was disarmed and pinned against a pillar,
Please enjoy:with one of Feyd’s knives at his throat.
Please enjoy:Becca turned her attention to the crew of the steam cart,
Please enjoy:who exchanged brief looks with each other and then raised their arms in surrender.
Please enjoy:Well this has gone completely to shit, she thought.
Please enjoy:She waggled her sword cane at the crew.
Please enjoy:“Thank you, could you all come down from the cart please? That’s very good.
Please enjoy:Now if you could do me the great favor of picking up the constables and carrying them with you?
Please enjoy:That’s it, excellent.”
Please enjoy:With the crew’s paws occupied and out of mischief
Please enjoy:carrying the unconscious constables,
Please enjoy:she started herding the group toward the warehouse supervisor’s office.
Please enjoy:Speaking of which…
Please enjoy:“Feyd, did you see which way the warehouse supervisor went?”
Please enjoy:she demanded, kneeling down to grab the cane’s sheath and cover its blade.
Please enjoy:“Sorry, no. He scarpered while I was dealing with my half of the constables,”
Please enjoy:Feyd admitted apologetically.
Please enjoy:“Which means we have two or three minutes at best before reinforcements arrive,”
Please enjoy:she replied. “Help me secure our innocent bystanders and get ready to move.”
Please enjoy:Together they finished herding everyone into the supervisor’s office,
Please enjoy:setting the locking bar in place.
Please enjoy:It wouldn’t hold with a determined effort at ramming,
Please enjoy:but by the time the steam cart’s crew got around to that, they’d be long gone.
Please enjoy:Becca hopped up onto the driver’s bench.
Please enjoy:“Feyd, do you know how to work the boiler?”
Please enjoy:“I can,” Mond-Gaffer spoke up unexpectedly.
Please enjoy:He’d been quiet ever since the fight had started,
Please enjoy:standing out of the way and clutching his precious satchel of papers.
Please enjoy:“I helped my father with the coal boilers at the factory he worked in.”
Please enjoy:“Get us going then,”
Please enjoy:Becca ordered. “Feyd, open the doors.”
Please enjoy:Mond-Gaffer nodded,
Please enjoy:handing over his satchel to Becca to secure beside her on the bench.
Please enjoy:Feyd hurried over to the door and pushed them open,
Please enjoy:hopping onto the running board again as Mond-Gaffer opened valves and the steam cart rumbled forward onto the street.
Please enjoy:Becca blew the whistle to get the crowd on the street out of the way
Please enjoy:as they headed toward the steep hill
Please enjoy:leading to the docks.
Please enjoy:She only glanced behind her once as she heard a loud whistle
Please enjoy:and saw a phalanx of at least a dozen uniformed constables
Please enjoy:rushing toward them from about three blocks back.
Please enjoy:“More steam, Scholar!”
Please enjoy:she called out. He nodded
Please enjoy:and opened up a valve.
Please enjoy:The boiler’s pistons chugged faster
Please enjoy:and the cart picked up speed,
Please enjoy:whistle blaring as they skidded around a corner
Please enjoy:and onto the main boulevard.
Please enjoy:It was a straight,
Please enjoy:and very steep run to the docks,
Please enjoy:the early evening streets filled with males, vixens, and cubs.
Please enjoy:“Brakes!” Becca shouted to Feyd as the steam cart rattled down the hill,
Please enjoy:the unsecured crate slamming into the front of the cargo bed.
Please enjoy:Feyd pulled back hard on the brake lever,
Please enjoy:and the steam cart’s wheels shrieked as it skidded across the cobblestones,
Please enjoy:the crowd parting like a wave in front of them
Please enjoy:as Becca repeatedly sounded the whistle.
Please enjoy:The back end of the cart fishtailed
Please enjoy:and bounced over the edge of the sidewalk,
Please enjoy:smashing through a fruit seller’s stall before she regained control
Please enjoy:and straightened out their plummet.
Please enjoy:They slid another hundred arms
Please enjoy:and then the street finally began to flatten out.
Please enjoy:At Becca’s order,
Please enjoy:Feyd managed to slow them down to a brisk walking pace,
Please enjoy:the hubs of the cart’s wooden wheels smoking where the brake pads had dug in.
Please enjoy:“Well, at least we left pursuit behind,” he said,
Please enjoy:laughing in the same barely constrained hysterical relief
Please enjoy:that Becca was feeling.
Please enjoy:“I just hope no one stops us for that slide down the hill,” she replied,
Please enjoy:guiding them toward the front gate of the docks.
Please enjoy:“I do not believe we struck anyone on the way down, so they should not,”
Please enjoy:Mond-Gaffer replied with a shrug.
Please enjoy:“It is not an uncommon occurrence in this city.”
Please enjoy:“I will take your word for it,” Becca replied.
Please enjoy:Progress. She guided the steam cart through the dock gate, turning towards the pier where the Windskimmer was docked.
Please enjoy:Windskimmer’s captain,
Please enjoy:an aged vixen with gray speckles decorating her black fur,
Please enjoy:came down the ship’s gangway toward them as the steam cart screeched to a halt.
Please enjoy:“Swordmaster, what’s going on?”
Please enjoy:she demanded. “There were complications,”
Please enjoy:Becca said. “Please
Please enjoy:take this crate aboard and make ready to set sail.
Please enjoy:I think we have perhaps ten minutes before the local constabulary
Please enjoy:catches up with us. Scholar Mond-Gaffer,
Please enjoy:kindly follow the captain aboard and find a safe spot for yourself.”
Please enjoy:“Cold and Dark,” the captain cursed.
Please enjoy:“Mr. Hotclaw, bring up the boilers to full steam!”
Please enjoy:She ran back up the gangway, continuing to shout orders.
Please enjoy:With shouts and curses the ship’s crew made ready to cast off
Please enjoy:as a team of sailors nimbly ran back down to the crate,
Please enjoy:the ship’s cargo crane pivoting slowly to hang over it
Please enjoy:and allow them to attached cables to the four corners.
Please enjoy:“Feyd, grab our proper blades and bring them back here,”
Please enjoy:Becca ordered. As her lieutenant ran up onto the ship, she turned to the scholar.
Please enjoy:“Scholar Mond-Gaffer, you should get aboard,” Becca told him.
Please enjoy:“I will in one moment,”
Please enjoy:the scholar replied, looking at her closely.
Please enjoy:“I first wish to ask a question of you.”
Please enjoy:“Fine. Ask your question, then please get aboard,” Becca said
Please enjoy:with ill-concealed impatience.
Please enjoy:“The constables who tried to stop us at the warehouse.
Please enjoy:When you attacked them,
Please enjoy:you ordered your companion to use the flats of his blades.
Please enjoy:Would it not have been more prudent to strike killing blows?
Please enjoy:Otherwise they might have overwhelmed you.”
Please enjoy:Becca looked back at him sharply.
Please enjoy:“Would you have preferred that?”
Please enjoy:He shook his head.
Please enjoy:“They are my countrymen.
Please enjoy:I hold my nation’s leaders in contempt
Please enjoy:—its people I have no argument with.
Please enjoy:Most simply wish to live their lives in peace.”
Please enjoy:“Then you answer your own question,”
Please enjoy:Becca said. “Those constables were males and vixens coming to arrest, and I will admit to this,
Please enjoy:enemy spies acting against their nation.
Please enjoy:They have families who are expecting them to come home this evening.
Please enjoy:Better to use the flats of our blades than have some poor husband or wife have to answer the door
Please enjoy:and receive the news their spouse has been murdered.”
Please enjoy:Mond-Gaffer blinked in surprise. “Hmm.
Please enjoy:I have been told that Mother Country swordmasters are fearsome warriors, who cut down their enemies without pity.”
Please enjoy:“Warriors, certainly.
Please enjoy:If someone comes after me with lethal intent, I’ll kill them without a qualm.
Please enjoy:Police officers armed with truncheons
Please enjoy:don’t qualify,” Becca replied without rancor.
Please enjoy:Feyd returned, panting slightly.
Please enjoy:“Your sword,” he said, bowing deeply,
Please enjoy:the naked blade resting on his upturned palms.
Please enjoy:“Thank you, Feyd,” she said,
Please enjoy:taking it up in her own palm.
Please enjoy:It was not a fancy thing.
Please enjoy:The pattern upon the blade resembled that of flowing water, but she knew that was an artifact of the manufacturing process,
Please enjoy:not artistic choice.
Please enjoy:The hilt was especially shaped to fit her palm,
Please enjoy:as with all swordmaster-quality weapons,
Please enjoy:but the design upon it was a simple cross-hatch pattern,
Please enjoy:just there to improve her grip.
Please enjoy:She gave it an experimental twirl between her fingers,
Please enjoy:the careful balance making it seem
Please enjoy:as light as air. “Do you see this, Scholar?”
Please enjoy:she asked. “Yes,” he replied.
Please enjoy:“It seems such a simple thing.”
Please enjoy:“It’s a weapon. It is only a weapon. Feyd’s
Please enjoy:knife can be used to cut meat, or a male’s throat.
Please enjoy:The cane I carried before could ease an old vixen’s gait, or bash someone’s temple in.
Please enjoy:A sword, though…” She sheathed the blade through a ring hanging from her belt.
Please enjoy:“Has only one purpose:
Please enjoy:to kill. When I draw it with intent,
Please enjoy:it is because I wish another person dead.
Please enjoy:Someone as beloved in the eyes of the Mother Goddess as myself,
Please enjoy:perhaps more so.” Mond-Gaffer cocked his ears towards her in curiosity.
Please enjoy:“You sound as if you do not like your profession.”
Please enjoy:“I do not pretend it is anything but what it is:
Please enjoy:government-accepted murder,”
Please enjoy:Becca replied. “I am Military Caste, Scholar.
Please enjoy:That means I was born to serve others,
Please enjoy:and that service requires that I be prepared to kill.
Please enjoy:But I take no pleasure in it,
Please enjoy:and will avoid it whenever possible.
Please enjoy:That is the only difference between myself and an armed thug.”
Please enjoy:She gestured toward the ship. “Now would you please get aboard?”
Please enjoy:“Yes, swordmaster.” He turned
Please enjoy:and looked up the gangplank, as if pondering the wisdom of taking this last,
Please enjoy:irrevocable step,
Please enjoy:crossing into Mother Country territory
Please enjoy:and refuting his Gerwart citizenship.
Please enjoy:Then Mond-Gaffer gave a firm nod
Please enjoy:and headed up the gangway,
Please enjoy:his satchel of papers held tightly under his arm.
Please enjoy:“You’re in a philosophical mood,” Feyd noted
Please enjoy:as the scholar was escorted into the forecastle.
Please enjoy:“The last time I heard that little speech was when you were training me.”
Please enjoy:“I get that way when I have to explain my job to idiots,”
Please enjoy:Becca replied, grinning.
Please enjoy:Feyd grinned back,
Please enjoy:but then their attention was drawn to a growing commotion towards the main gate.
Please enjoy:“Draw?” Feyd asked, as the Windskimmer’s crew hurried to finish securing the cables around the precious crate.
Please enjoy:“Hold,” Becca ordered
Please enjoy:as an omnibus steamed up,
Please enjoy:screeching to a halt and disgorging a baker’s dozen soldiers armed with rifles,
Please enjoy:in the black uniforms of Gerwart’s dreaded Ministry of State Security.
Please enjoy:Becca and Feyd kept themselves
Please enjoy:between the soldiers and the steam cart,
Please enjoy:where the sailors had finally finished securing the last of the cables to the crate.
Please enjoy:A black-furred vixen,
Please enjoy:an officer by the gold braid hanging from her right shoulder and a pepperbox pistol at her belt,
Please enjoy:shouted at them in the Mother Tongue.
Please enjoy:“Halt! You vill disarm yourselves und surrender,
Please enjoy:for aiding a traitor to ze Gerwart nation,
Please enjoy:Scholar Mond-Gaffer!”
Please enjoy:“Draw?” Feyd asked again,
Please enjoy:his tone growing urgent.
Please enjoy:“Hold,” Becca repeated firmly.
Please enjoy:To the officer she stated,
Please enjoy:“There are no citizens of Gerwart aboard this ship;
Please enjoy:only beloved subjects of the Mother Country.”
Please enjoy:“Who are you to say zis?”
Please enjoy:the officer demanded.
Please enjoy:“Swordmaster Beccalian Blacksailor,”
Please enjoy:Becca answered in Gerwart.
Please enjoy:“Now allow us to leave peacefully, and you will not be harmed.”
Please enjoy:“I think you are overconfident.”
Please enjoy:Despite the officer’s words,
Please enjoy:some of her soldiers were looking at Becca and her lieutenant with a bit more respect, and perhaps a little fear.
Please enjoy:There was a shout from the ship,
Please enjoy:and the crane began winching Mond-Gaffer’s precious crate into the air,
Please enjoy:the sailors who’d attached the cables hanging onto them as they were carried along with it.
Please enjoy:Becca grinned. “I think we just won.”
Please enjoy:“Stop them!” the officer shouted in Gerwart. “Take the ship!”
Please enjoy:“Draw and roll!” Becca ordered.
Please enjoy:As one she and Feyd leaped forward, tucking and rolling as bullets from the soldiers’ rifles
Please enjoy:whizzed above them.
Please enjoy:They came to their feet simultaneously and drew their swords,
Please enjoy:in the middle of the pack of black clad soldiers, too close to be shot at
Please enjoy:unless one of the State Security agents wanted to risk shooting their own comrades in the melee.
Please enjoy:Becca’s blade plunged into the belly of a soldier,
Please enjoy:then in one smooth motion she turned,
Please enjoy:her left elbow smashing a second soldier in the muzzle as she withdrew her blade
Please enjoy:and slashed the throat of a third.
Please enjoy:A shot rang out, deafening her briefly as a bullet nicked her ear,
Please enjoy:and she pivoted, striking the shooter in the face with the pommel of her blade.
Please enjoy:He staggered backwards,
Please enjoy:tumbling off the edge of the dock with a high-pitched scream. “Wilhelm!”
Please enjoy:the officer shouted,
Please enjoy:drawing her pepperbox to raise it toward Becca,
Please enjoy:too far for the swordmaster to close the distance
Please enjoy:before the Gerwart could fire all four barrels.
Please enjoy:“Die, you murderous Mother Country lunatic!”
Please enjoy:That was when Feyd’s blade emerged from the officer’s belly,
Please enjoy:as he rammed its tip into her back.
Please enjoy:He withdrew it, and she fell snout first to the ground.
Please enjoy:“That’s skilled murderous lunatic, thank you,”
Please enjoy:he said. Becca looked around.
Please enjoy:Five other soldiers lay on the ground,
Please enjoy:dead or sorely wounded.
Please enjoy:Add her total of four and the officer, and that left three very disconcerted but armed soldiers remaining,
Please enjoy:their rifles held with the muzzles pointed very carefully toward the ground.
Please enjoy:“Rifles over the side of the dock please,”
Please enjoy:Becca advised sweetly.
Please enjoy:They complied with gratifying speed.
Please enjoy:“Thank you,” she said. “Feyd,
Please enjoy:off we go.” Feyd nodded and followed her up the gangway, leaving the soldiers behind.
Please enjoy:The moment they were on the deck of the Windskimmer,
Please enjoy:its whistle blew loudly,
Please enjoy:the great paddlewheels on the either side of the hull churning the water
Please enjoy:it headed out of the harbor, even as its crane finished lowering the crate into the cargo hold.
Please enjoy:“Not bad,” Feyd said,
Please enjoy:cleaning his sword with his neck kerchief
Please enjoy:as they both stood by the railing.
Please enjoy:“Poor fellows didn’t really have a chance after we closed the dis—”
Please enjoy:Becca head a loud series of pops,
Please enjoy:like a string of firecrackers going off.
Please enjoy:Something hit with a spang of metal on metal as her head snapped in the direction of the receding dock.
Please enjoy:In the last of the day’s light
Please enjoy:she could see the State Security officer,
Please enjoy:pepperbox pistol in paw, snarling in triumph
Please enjoy:before she collapsed back into the pool of her own blood.
Please enjoy:“Cold and Dark, Feyd!”
Please enjoy:she cursed, turning towards her lieutenant.
Please enjoy:“We should have checked to see if she was still...”
Please enjoy:She shut up abruptly,
Please enjoy:staring at the two bloody holes in Feyd’s chest.
Please enjoy:“Yes,” Feyd answered distantly.
Please enjoy:“Yes, we should…” Becca grabbed him as he collapsed,
Please enjoy:laying him down gently even as she screamed for the ship’s surgeon.
Please enjoy:This was part one of
Please enjoy:“To Catch the Lightning”
Please enjoy:by Royce Day, read for you by Khaki,
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