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“Puplift: A Dog's Guide to Space - The Go Somewhere Else Button” by Tempo (read by the author)

A dog from the future advises you about when not to press the emergency FTL button.

Today’s story is “Puplift: A Dog's Guide to Space - The Go Somewhere Else Button” by Tempe O'Kun, who is the staff writer at Culturally F'd, and the writer of the Windfall and Sixes Wild series by FurPlanet Productions, and you can find more of his stories on his FurAffinity or his SoFurry account.

Read by the author. Accompanied by a video, with art by Sam Pipes and music by Bearywell.

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The Voice of Dog, and Today’s story is “Puplift: A Dog's Guide

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to Space -

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Button” by

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Tempe

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