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“Boars (Three Different Kinds)” by Whale the Boar

Today we present a poem by Whale the Boar, who clearly suffers from some non-trivial amount of species confusion. He is the writer of the furry visual novels Strokkur and Anamnesis, and you can find more of his poetry on Bluesky under the hashtag #whalesong. He also writes short stories on SoFurry.

Read for you by Rob MacWolf — werewolf hitchhiker.

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You’re

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listening

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to

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Poetry

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Month

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on

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The

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Voice

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of

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Dog.

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This

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is

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Rob MacWolf

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your

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fellow

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traveler,

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and

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Today

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we

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present

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a

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poem

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by

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Whale

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the

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Boar,

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who

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clearly

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suffers

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from

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some

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non-trivial

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amount

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of

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species

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confusion. He

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is

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the

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writer

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of the

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furry

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visual novels Strokkur and Anamnesis, and

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you

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can

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find

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more

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of

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his

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poetry

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on

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Bluesky

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under

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the

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hashtag #whalesong.

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He

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also

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writes

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short

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stories

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on

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SoFurry.

Please

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enjoy


“Boars (Three

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Different

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Kinds)”,

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a

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poem

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by

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Whale the Boar

A

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kind

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of

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boar

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that

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roots

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around

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in

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time,
His

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crossings

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and

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recrossings

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scar

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the

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loam,
And

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dig

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up

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bits

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of

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history

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to

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gorge.
This

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nut,

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some

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righteous

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cause;

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that

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shroom,

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a

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fraud,
Until

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no

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track

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leads

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anywhere

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at

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all.
One

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such,

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a

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legend

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that

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the

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boars

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know

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A

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bright-eyed

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fatal

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huntress,

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death

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for

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claws.
(A

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tiger

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can

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erase

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a

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sounder whole,
One

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boarlet

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at

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a

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time.

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That's

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how

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it

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goes,
An

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apex

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killer

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heeds

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no

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mewling

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judge.)
This

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grand

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old

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boar

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in

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havoc

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charged

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her

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flank
And

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clove

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into

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her

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flesh.

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Her

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swift

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reply
Set

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loose

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his

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skull

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from

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spine.

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She

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licked

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the

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wound.
She

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took

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five

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steps,

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and

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stumbled

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once,

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and

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died.
No

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losing

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thought

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had

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graced

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her

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feline

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mind.
This

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blood-soaked

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plot,

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inside

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this

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mazy

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Who

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says

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they

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weren't

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or

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won't

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be

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here

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and

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him?
They

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reared

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us

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in

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a

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sounder

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much

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the

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same.
We

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both

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grew

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large

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and

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strong

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on

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thick

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hog

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milk,
And

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left

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to

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leave

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our hoof

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upon

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the

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earth,
Till

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fully

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grown,

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then

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back

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to

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hearth

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and

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rut.
Alas,

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I

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am

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another

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kind

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of

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boar.
I

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envy this

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paternity

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without
Inheritance,

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without

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the

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duty

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or
The

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urge

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to

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follow

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some

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untrodden

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path.



This

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was “Boars (Three

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Different

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Kinds)”

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by Whale the Boar, read for you by Rob MacWolf, werewolf hitchhiker. Thank

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you

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for

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listening

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to

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The

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Voice

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of

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Dog.

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