“Anarchy” by Vixyy Fox (read by Carrizo)

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You’re listening to The Voice of Dog,

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and Today’s story

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is “Anarchy” by Vixyy Fox.

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Vixyy was born into her character when she discovered the internet way back when.

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She is a self -taught writer,

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but a natural born story teller.

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If you like her stories, her website is: vixyyfox.

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vixyyfox.com where the reading is free.

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Today’s story will be read for you by Carrizo, your coyote

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in the court.

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“Anarchy” by Vixyy Fox I'd never been naked with a human before.

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Of course, naked for us versus them is totally different.

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They have no fur,

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the essence of life itself of course, but:

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a naked human is truly

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a sight to behold.

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Anarchy. That’s what they called what happened.

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I might disagree with this coinage of the situation, but I am a very small voice in the way of things.

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In this I do not ‘just’ refer to my body stature, but I suppose one goes with the other.

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Not many listen to a former pet.

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Yes, I know what Disney did with the Fennec in that cartoon movie, but let’s face facts; it was a cartoon.

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Anarchy. It was a time when the animals changed.

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Being one, I think this was for the better.

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Most humans would agree it was a tough change.

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They really didn’t handle the change all that well.

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CHANNEL XYZ NEWS: Farmer’s cow talks: demands he change her feed to something better.

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Wants to try bananas.

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Dogs march on Washington:

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every fire hydrant and tree anointed.

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Security at a loss for action. Cats go into hiding:

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rumors passed by alley cats say, ‘They

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know what’s coming

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and want nothing to do with it.’

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Bears stalk and kill hunters

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in a unified aggressive manner: signs now found posted

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banning people from the woods.

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Animals of all descriptions

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standing on back legs: they have been found to have hands with opposable thumbs,

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and God help us they won’t stop talking.

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The entire world is affected;

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HAS HUMANITY GONE

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INSANE? Well, no, humanity did not go insane; not all of them at any rate.

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I should clear my throat here and add a giggle, but no…

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this is not a cartoon.

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WE animals have always considered humanity insane.

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Yes, I know that is a very very heavy statement, but if you were to look at life from our point of view, you would see it too.

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We simply considered it to be a kind of good insane…

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sometimes. Please don’t get me wrong,

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there are those among humanity who truly are far from insane.

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This is what led me to the situation I am currently in.

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When the ‘anarchy’ began, I was an exotic pet. I am a Fennec Fox.

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I will always be a Fennec Fox.

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Yes, like most pets I was very aware of my owner,

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and very much in love with her.

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She never failed to give me tummy rubs

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when I pounced upon her foot

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and nibbled on her toes.

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Listen to me… tummy rubs and toe nibbling. It might sound silly, but I still love them both,

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and much of our post love making is still exactly that, just sort of minus the toe nibbling.

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By then, the energy for toe nibbling has been expended.

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For my part, I cuddle up to her, put my big ears on her belly, and quietly listen to her gurgle. Alice likes that too.

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It’s a great way to fall asleep.

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Of course, this was after we became lovers.

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The image I have shared with you was captured by her cell phone.

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She had it set up behind me.

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At that point, she wasn’t sure how I would react, and wanted to capture the moment, no matter which way it went.

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I am glad to say it went better than well.

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There was much much death during the

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‘happening’ for lack of a better word.

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Anarchy was what occurred after the ‘happening’. Some say it was caused by a strange disease that,

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more or less, affected everyone.

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Perhaps this was by design, if there truly was a design to be had.

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Masks did not help.

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Germ suits did not help.

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People dropping like flies at a Raid party did not help either.

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People ran in circles like Dog’s chasing their tails, they were so scared.

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When it began, Alice scooped me up,

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stuffed me in her carry bag, and was out the door.

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She had a cabin way up in the woods,

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and it was to this place we sought escape.

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I went to sleep that night in my cage,

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and the following morning

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I was able to unlock the door on my own.

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I think I did so several times,

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just watching my new hands work things so easily.

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Without thought, I called out her name. ‘Who’s

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there?’ she called back,

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and when she came to me,

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she was armed with a shotgun.

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If I am to be honest, which I have sworn to do in this writing,

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I honestly was afraid she was going to shoot me.

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Crawling out of the cage, I stood.

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Looking at her, I said the first thing that came to my mind.

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“I’m hungry.” To her credit, she did not yell.

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She did not break down.

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Nor did she run away.

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She took me in and gave me breakfast.

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I actually think that last line was from a song I’ve heard in the past.

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She made us both eggs, and blueberry pancakes.

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They were so good.

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Yes, I used my fingers,

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and she smiled, telling me I would have to learn how to use utensils and a napkin.

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I smiled back and licked the egg off of my fingers.

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“I have always wished to be able to speak to you,”

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I told her as I did this.

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She admitted to having wished for the same thing.

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Things went from there.

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For a few days we felt each other out,

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engaging in conversations.

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She was amazed at the completeness of my vocabulary.

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I told her I had a good teacher,

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but I had just never been physically capable before

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now. CHANNEL X NEWS – DOG EDITION:

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Former dog catcher

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locked up in former dog cage: forced to eat

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Kibbels and Bits.

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Said it was as bad as he thought it might be… needs salt. Dog march on Washington successful: in a closed joint session of the House and Senate,

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the President addressed the situation,

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calling it total mayhem. (story by Sneaky Cat Snoops) Cats come out of hiding: rumors passed by alley cats say, ‘The

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time has come

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to take over the world.’

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Dogs vow to fight. Bears and hunters

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get drunk together

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in a unifiably passive manner: signs now found posted proclaiming several pubs now run by bears and served by people. For directions please visit our website. Animals of all descriptions still standing on back legs: they have been found to have hands with opposable thumbs, and God help us they won’t stop talking. Humans are having cross bred offspring: and those babies still pee, poop,

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and squawk for all they’re worth.

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The entire world

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is rapidly changing:

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HUMANITY IS NOW ALL INCLUSIVE AND RESTRUCTURING.

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NO ONE, I REPEAT, NO ONE

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KNOWS WHERE ALL THIS IS GOING!

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News at eleven. It’s been ten years

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now. Alice and I watch the news just for a good laugh.

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They have a mixture of people and animals working it now and it’s fun to watch the interactions.

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It would seem the more things change,

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the more they simply stay the same.

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We have two wonderful kits, a boy and a girl.

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The Dogs have all taken to being different.

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By this I refer to the fact they go with the notions of their breeds,

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and the more purebred they are the more snooty they seem to have become.

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Mix breeds have become primarily blue collar.

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People, for the most part, have accepted things for what they are.

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What choice did they have?

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Cats have begun the climb to controlling the world.

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They are very tricky and sly creatures.

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Being a Fox, I have my own slyness,

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and I kind of understand…

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it’s just… why try to control a world that is so screwed up?

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They actually started their own political party.

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As for me and Alice, we are very content.

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We left the anarchy behind, and refuse to be a part of it.

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We never left the cabin and live quite happily in the woods, where we both frequently walk around naked.

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Knowing what I now know,

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I will still say that a naked human is truly a sight to behold.

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Yes we made love… and still do.

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Yes, we love each,

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and our children very much.

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But I never did find out if that Cow got her banana.

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This was “Anarchy”

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by Vixyy Fox, read for you by Carrizo,

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a recent law school graduate out of Omaha, Nebraska,

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anxiously awaiting his bar examination results in the hopes

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of one day being your coyote on the court.

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Prior to law school, Carrizo taught panels in voice acting and audio production

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at furry conventions across North America

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and is excited to return.

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Until he does, you can find his recordings stretching back to 2012 at Furrywood.com.

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You can find more stories on the web

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at thevoice.dog,

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or find the show wherever you get your podcasts.

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Thank you for listening to The Voice of Dog.