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“A Minotaur’s Tribute” by Stinkdog (part 1 of 2) [18+]
[18+] The Kingdom of Taros sends tribute to appease a beast on the border, but when the caravan is robbed, an unorthodox offering must be given.
Today’s story is the first of two parts of “A Minotaur’s Tribute” by Stinkdog, who has been writing gay, anthropomorphic smut for nearly fourteen years, and you can find more of his stories on So Furry.
Read for you by Khaki, your faithful fireside companion.
Transcript
This week's two-parter is an adult story for mature listeners.
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Speaker:You’re listening to The Voice of Dog. I’m Khaki, your faithful fireside companion,
Speaker:and Today’s story is the first of two parts of
Speaker:“A Minotaur’s Tribute”
Speaker:by Stinkdog, who has been writing gay,
Speaker:anthropomorphic smut for nearly fourteen years,
Speaker:and you can find more of his stories on So Furry. [if this is the second or third entry] Last time, [characters and events took place, and we ended on a cliffhanger where things and stuff…]
Please enjoy:“A Minotaur’s Tribute”
Please enjoy:by Stinkdog, Part 1
Please enjoy:of 2 A bright sky dotted with clouds hung above Kaldar Pass,
Please enjoy:a dirt road used by merchants and religious folk
Please enjoy:to travel between cities in the kingdom of Taros.
Please enjoy:On this day, two brown horses pulled two canvas-covered wooden carts,
Please enjoy:slow and steady as tortoises,
Please enjoy:down the well-used path.
Please enjoy:Four guards flanked the caravan,
Please enjoy:two to a side, each on a horse of their own.
Please enjoy:Sigmund, one such guard,
Please enjoy:sat idly on his horse as the drivers kept their leisurely pace.
Please enjoy:It was seen as a great honor to guard the caravan
Please enjoy:and Sigmund had been
Please enjoy:“lucky” enough to have been chosen the past three years in a row for the duty-
Please enjoy:this would be his fourth.
Please enjoy:The supposed “honor”
Please enjoy:didn’t make the job any less tedious and dull.
Please enjoy:The round trip could have been completed in just half a day,
Please enjoy:but scripture dictated
Please enjoy:that the pilgrimage be a much
Please enjoy:longer affair. Sigmund’s mail armor rattled
Please enjoy:as he lifted his leather water pouch to his lips.
Please enjoy:He had been a member of the guard
Please enjoy:for almost ten years,
Please enjoy:and being nearly forty made him one of the oldest footsoldiers in the company.
Please enjoy:Under normal circumstances,
Please enjoy:he would have been offered an officer’s position long ago;
Please enjoy:however, being born without a father made him
Please enjoy:“unfit for a position of leadership” according to a royal decree.
Please enjoy:By all rights, Sigmund was lucky to be a soldier at all.
Please enjoy:Be that as it may,
Please enjoy:his comrades had never looked down on him for it, and truth be told,
Please enjoy:Sigmund wasn’t the least bit interested in a promotion.
Please enjoy:It would have been nice
Please enjoy:to not be assigned to this pilgrimage every blasted year, though.
Please enjoy:He looked to his right,
Please enjoy:at the elderly man driving the cart.
Please enjoy:Next to him sat a young woman,
Please enjoy:and they were both clad in white religious robes for the event.
Please enjoy:Sigmund didn’t know them,
Please enjoy:as the guards did not often fraternize with members of the church.
Please enjoy:The carts they were driving
Please enjoy:carried food, mostly fruit,
Please enjoy:and vegetables, but there were also the skinned and dressed carcasses of small game animals such as rabbits and chickens.
Please enjoy:The young woman beside the driver
Please enjoy:turned and smiled at him.
Please enjoy:Sigmund gave her a polite nod in return
Please enjoy:before turning his attention forward.
Please enjoy:The hours dragged on as the caravan moved ponderously down the road.
Please enjoy:Sigmund stifled a yawn.
Please enjoy:He knew that there was still a fair bit of distance to travel,
Please enjoy:and it was proving difficult to remain alert.
Please enjoy:He thought about
Please enjoy:how happy the kingdom would be upon their return and how
Please enjoy:delicious the feast would taste.
Please enjoy:His fellow soldiers
Please enjoy:would salute him for a job well done,
Please enjoy:and they would all drink until the dead of night.
Please enjoy:Perhaps he would be able to convince his fellow guard Nathaniel to spend some time alone with him.
Please enjoy:The younger guard had been on Sigmund’s mind for quite some time,
Please enjoy:and he often found it difficult to concentrate when Nathaniel was nearby.
Please enjoy:His thoughts would turn to lewd fantasies
Please enjoy:of the younger guard’s toned,
Please enjoy:hairy body pressed against his own
Please enjoy:as their tongues rolled around each other.
Please enjoy:He adjusted himself on his horse as the crotch of his pants became uncomfortably tight,
Please enjoy:making him grit his teeth.
Please enjoy:It had been too long since he had been able to relieve the tension in his loins
Please enjoy:and this pilgrimage duty was just another thing preventing him from doing so.
Please enjoy:Still, he couldn’t help but think of Nathaniel’s round ass cheeks grinding against his throbbing bulge-
Please enjoy:A loud whooping noise erupted from the woods to the left,
Please enjoy:a short distance from the road,
Please enjoy:and Sigmund looked up to see the guard ahead of him
Please enjoy:turn her horse to face the sound as she drew her blade.
Please enjoy:He looked towards the woods
Please enjoy:in time to see a group of brigands burst from the foliage,
Please enjoy:bearing down on the caravan with frightening speed.
Please enjoy:An arrow flew past Sigmund’s face
Please enjoy:and buried itself in the caravan driver’s head.
Please enjoy:Sigmund gripped the hilt of his sword,
Please enjoy:but only had time to yank it halfway out of his scabbard
Please enjoy:before a stone struck the side of his helmet
Please enjoy:and sent his senses reeling.
Please enjoy:His steed bolted, forcing his boots to slip from the stirrups,
Please enjoy:and the world turned sideways
Please enjoy:as he fell from the horse.
Please enjoy:Sigmund’s eyes barely had time to register the wooden corner of the cart
Please enjoy:swiftly approaching his head
Please enjoy:before he collided with it
Please enjoy:and was thrust into a sea of blackness. ***
Please enjoy:Sigmund was slapped awake.
Please enjoy:He grunted and reluctantly opened his eyes,
Please enjoy:expecting the worst,
Please enjoy:which was very nearly the case.
Please enjoy:He had been stripped of his armor,
Please enjoy:and most of his clothes for that matter,
Please enjoy:and was leaning up against one of the wheels of the cart he had been guarding.
Please enjoy:His wrists were tied behind his back,
Please enjoy:and the coarse rope
Please enjoy:dug into his flesh when he tried to move.
Please enjoy:The bandit who had slapped him
Please enjoy:was wearing Sigmund’s mail
Please enjoy:and pointing the guard’s own sword at his neck.
Please enjoy:The man’s face had rough features,
Please enjoy:scarred and unshaven.
Please enjoy:One of his eyes was grey and glassy, probably from a prior injury,
Please enjoy:while the other was brilliant blue,
Please enjoy:and his expression was a mixture of pride
Please enjoy:and frustration. Sigmund could
Please enjoy:tell the other brigands were rooting through the carts nearby
Please enjoy:even though his back was to them.
Please enjoy:The bandit leader-
Please enjoy:he assumed he was the leader anyway-
Please enjoy:gently dragged the blade of Sigmund’s own sword down his chest,
Please enjoy:through his rough body hair until it was pressing
Please enjoy:firmly into his pudgy belly,
Please enjoy:just above the waistband of his pants.
Please enjoy:While it wasn’t enough to draw blood,
Please enjoy:it wouldn’t have taken much effort to spill Sigmund’s guts all over his lap.
Please enjoy:“Two of my boys are dead,”
Please enjoy:the bandit leader said.
Please enjoy:“And all we’ve got to show for it so far is a handful of jewelry
Please enjoy:and a cart full of food.”
Please enjoy:“Bad luck,” Sigmund replied,
Please enjoy:gritting his teeth when he felt the pressure of the sword point
Please enjoy:increase slightly against his skin.
Please enjoy:“Do you value your life?
Please enjoy:Give me one good reason
Please enjoy:why I shouldn’t cut your belly open right now.”
Please enjoy:However holy, the sanctity of the pilgrimage
Please enjoy:wasn’t worth Sigmund’s life.
Please enjoy:“Our destination is your answer,”
Please enjoy:he said. “There is only one place we could have been going this time of year.”
Please enjoy:The brigand glared down at him,
Please enjoy:his face a mask of confusion.
Please enjoy:“Don’t try my patience, bootlicker.
Please enjoy:What are you talking about?”
Please enjoy:A glimmer of hope.
Please enjoy:If he told the bandits about the cave and the riches within,
Please enjoy:maybe they would let him go.
Please enjoy:“You must not be from these parts.
Please enjoy:There is a cave several miles from here, a temple really.
Please enjoy:We were on our way to deliver these offerings,
Please enjoy:but there are many more treasures within.”
Please enjoy:The brigand’s lips turned upward in a grin.
Please enjoy:“Good answer,” he said
Please enjoy:as he lifted the sword from Sigmund’s skin
Please enjoy:and sheathed it in its scabbard. “A
Please enjoy:-am I free to go?” The criminal laughed harshly.
Please enjoy:“Do you take me for a fool?
Please enjoy:Absolutely not. You are going to lead us to this temple.
Please enjoy:If you don’t, I’m sure one of my boys would take very great pleasure in separating your head from your shoulders.”
Please enjoy:Sigmund gulped as one of the “boys” in question
Please enjoy:yanked him upward onto his bare feet
Please enjoy:and pushed him toward the front of the carts.
Please enjoy:“Alright, gents, we’re going to get the real haul now!”
Please enjoy:The leader barked.
Please enjoy:Sigmund noticed that the seven other bandits were actually fairly young,
Please enjoy:and typically clothed in what looked like scavenged
Please enjoy:and looted clothing.
Please enjoy:Very few of them had any actual armor to speak of.
Please enjoy:The element of surprise was probably the only reason they had been able to take the caravan at all.
Please enjoy:Sigmund grimaced
Please enjoy:at the bodies that lay strewn about the carts
Please enjoy:and shook his head.
Please enjoy:The religious clergy had been slaughtered,
Please enjoy:the robe of the young girl in the second cart was ripped open,
Please enjoy:leaving her topless,
Please enjoy:but that hadn’t stopped the felons from gutting her like a fish.
Please enjoy:Two of the three dead guards had only been fresh recruits.
Please enjoy:If Sigmund survived this,
Please enjoy:he would have to return
Please enjoy:and give his traveling companions a proper burial,
Please enjoy:as well as warn the king
Please enjoy:that the tribute never arrived.
Please enjoy:The bandit threat was a mere trifle considering what actually lurked in the temple.
Please enjoy:The leader fell in line behind Sigmund
Please enjoy:and pushed him down the road.
Please enjoy:“No funny business now,”
Please enjoy:the criminal sneered.
Please enjoy:Sigmund knew that he would be dead before he took two steps if he tried to run,
Please enjoy:so he obediently took the lead
Please enjoy:as the brigands marched in a clustered gaggle behind him.
Please enjoy:Some of them had gathered
Please enjoy:what little riches had been in the first cart
Please enjoy:and others had stuffed their packs full of food and game from the second.
Please enjoy:Even bandits had to eat, after all,
Please enjoy:but for all the leader’s boasting about his intelligence,
Please enjoy:they hadn’t left a single horse alive.
Please enjoy:Idiots. *** It was several hours before they arrived at the temple entrance.
Please enjoy:As Sigmund had said,
Please enjoy:it was a cave, but the opening was adorned with ornamental wreaths,
Please enjoy:and bronze basins filled with scented oil.
Please enjoy:Two stone statues
Please enjoy:of bulls sat on either side,
Please enjoy:covered with religious candles
Please enjoy:that had dripped wax over the sides of each bovine.
Please enjoy:The horns were tipped in gold,
Please enjoy:and some of the bandits rushed over to try to pry them off.
Please enjoy:Normally, the offerings would be blessed at the basins before being taken into the temple’s ritual annex
Please enjoy:and left for the beast to claim whenever it saw fit.
Please enjoy:The pilgrims never stayed to witness it, of course.
Please enjoy:Only once had a group been so late with the tribute
Please enjoy:that they had actually
Please enjoy:glimpsed the creature,
Please enjoy:and they had fled too swiftly to remember an accurate picture of it.
Please enjoy:Sigmund knew that this time,
Please enjoy:they were already late
Please enjoy:by more than an hour. “There’s your temple,”
Please enjoy:he said. “Now let me go, please.”
Please enjoy:The leader of the bandits took the knapsack off of his back
Please enjoy:and pulled out some vegetables and two rabbit carcasses.
Please enjoy:He chuckled softly to himself
Please enjoy:as he began tying the food to Sigmund’s arms and legs.
Please enjoy:“What are you doing?”
Please enjoy:“I’m not as stupid as you seem to think,”
Please enjoy:he said. “All manner of beasts live in caves.
Please enjoy:So you’re going to be some bait for us while we steal the treasure.
Please enjoy:If there is no treasure,
Please enjoy:then whatever lives in there can kill you while we look for all I care.”
Please enjoy:Sigmund gritted his teeth
Please enjoy:as he was shoved toward the gaping, black maw of the cave.
Please enjoy:The cool, damp air from inside
Please enjoy:drifted outward, kissing his bare flesh
Please enjoy:as the leader marched him inside.
Please enjoy:Two bandits behind them had lit torches to illuminate the dirt floor and stone walls of the cavern,
Please enjoy:something that Sigmund was thankful for at least.
Please enjoy:The air had a musty smell,
Please enjoy:and it only became cooler the further into the cave they went.
Please enjoy:Eventually, the dirt floor gave way to stone steps
Please enjoy:and then to a moderately sized room carved out of the stone.
Please enjoy:Sigmund had been here before-
Please enjoy:this was the ritual annex.
Please enjoy:An empty altar sat in the center of the room on a circular dais,
Please enjoy:flanked by two stone braziers
Please enjoy:that burned brightly.
Please enjoy:The only other exit to the room
Please enjoy:lay on the opposite side of the altar:
Please enjoy:a large, wide-open hallway that disappeared into darkness.
Please enjoy:The group passed the altar
Please enjoy:and continued into the depths of the temple.
Please enjoy:After a while, the flat,
Please enjoy:carved passage split into two,
Please enjoy:one heading to the right
Please enjoy:and the other going straight.
Please enjoy:The bandit leader pushed Sigmund forward
Please enjoy:into the straight path.
Please enjoy:“Keep going that way, bait.
Please enjoy:We’ll take this other route.
Please enjoy:And don’t think of turning back because two of my boys will be waiting here to kill you if you do.”
Please enjoy:“How can I keep going if I can’t see anything?” Sigmund asked.
Please enjoy:The bandit leader cut the rope
Please enjoy:that secured Sigmund’s wrists.
Please enjoy:“Feel your way forward then.
Please enjoy:I don’t care.” Sigmund grumbled to himself
Please enjoy:as he trudged forward,
Please enjoy:keeping one hand on the left wall.
Please enjoy:He glanced behind him and sure enough,
Please enjoy:two of the bandits were waiting at the intersection,
Please enjoy:one of them holding a torch.
Please enjoy:Sigmund crept forward
Please enjoy:until he was certain that he was out of range of the light
Please enjoy:before he started to untie the rope holding the food to his arms and legs.
Please enjoy:He tossed the food down the dark passage ahead of him
Please enjoy:before he turned around
Please enjoy:to wait. His skin probably still smelled like a dead rabbit,
Please enjoy:but at least he wouldn’t have the bait flopping against him if he had to move.
Please enjoy:He crouched in the darkness
Please enjoy:and watched the two brigands
Please enjoy:as they guarded the intersection.
Please enjoy:His only hope was that the beast wouldn’t come from behind him.
Please enjoy:He needed it to distract the bandits
Please enjoy:so he could make his escape.
Please enjoy:He waited there for what seemed
Please enjoy:like ages as the bandits
Please enjoy:paced back and forth.
Please enjoy:Then he heard the first scream,
Please enjoy:echoing from deeper in the temple.
Please enjoy:The sound of distant fighting
Please enjoy:followed for a brief moment before several more gurgling cries drifted from the blackness
Please enjoy:and then silence resumed.
Please enjoy:Sigmund’s heart raced in his chest,
Please enjoy:pounding against his ribcage
Please enjoy:as if it was trying to break free.
Please enjoy:It was impossible to tell where the sounds had come from,
Please enjoy:and the two brigands were shifting on their feet as if trying to decide whether they were more afraid of their leader’s wrath,
Please enjoy:or whatever lurked in the darkness.
Please enjoy:“Come on, flee, you cowards,”
Please enjoy:Sigmund whispered to himself.
Please enjoy:They didn’t get a chance to decide.
Please enjoy:A massive, man-shaped,
Please enjoy:hoofed beast charged into the intersection, too fast for either bandit to react.
Please enjoy:There was no way Sigmund was going to get around the monster now.
Please enjoy:It was silhouetted in the torchlight,
Please enjoy:but Sigmund saw the horns protruding from its head
Please enjoy:as it snapped one bandit’s neck with ease
Please enjoy:and grabbed the other before he could flee.
Please enjoy:Sigmund didn’t stick around to watch what became of the final criminal.
Please enjoy:Against his better judgment,
Please enjoy:he turned and ran as fast as he dared to
Please enjoy:toward the blackness of the temple.
Please enjoy:He had no other choice.
Please enjoy:Distant, clopping hoofbeats
Please enjoy:reached his ears
Please enjoy:and Sigmund pushed himself to run faster into the inky blackness around him.
Please enjoy:Maybe he would be able to outmaneuver the monster in its own den.
Please enjoy:As he ran through the darkness,
Please enjoy:Sigmund hoped he wouldn’t run face-first into a stone wall before his eyes adjusted,
Please enjoy:but he couldn’t stop with the horned beast chasing him.
Please enjoy:Luckily, his eyes adjusted to the dim light after a few moments of blindness.
Please enjoy:At a four-way intersection,
Please enjoy:he turned left, and at the next choice,
Please enjoy:he went right. The slapping sound
Please enjoy:of his bare feet against the stone echoed through the halls
Please enjoy:as he made another right
Please enjoy:and found himself
Please enjoy:at another four-way intersection.
Please enjoy:He had completely lost track of where he was in relation to the entrance
Please enjoy:and the heavy hoof-steps in the distance
Please enjoy:were slowly getting closer.
Please enjoy:“Damn, damn, damn!” he said
Please enjoy:as he ran down the left path.
Please enjoy:The hoofbeats of the beast
Please enjoy:were still quite a ways behind him,
Please enjoy:though they were getting louder by the moment. Sigmund’s foot caught on a broken piece of the stone floor
Please enjoy:and he fell forward,
Please enjoy:barely managing to shield his face from the painful landing.
Please enjoy:His toes stung, but he tried to stand anyway
Please enjoy:and keep going. The clopping hooves had all but stopped
Please enjoy:and now slowed to a walking pace that was
Please enjoy:very nearby. Sigmund
Please enjoy:hobbled forward on his wounded foot
Please enjoy:and screwed his eyes shut in preparation for the monster’s killing blow.
Please enjoy:Sigmund’s heart leaped up into his throat
Please enjoy:when a large, rough,
Please enjoy:human-like hand grabbed his shoulder
Please enjoy:and pushed his back
Please enjoy:firmly against the wall.
Please enjoy:This was the first of two parts of
Please enjoy:“A Minotaur’s Tribute”
Please enjoy:by Stinkdog, read for you by Khaki,
Please enjoy:your faithful fireside companion.
Please enjoy:Tune in next time
Please enjoy:to find out if Sigmund survives his encounter with the minotaur.
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