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[18+] “Jesus Robbed A Liquor Store” by Wyatt M

Today we present “Jesus Robbed A Liquor Store” a poem by Wyatt M, which you can find, among others, in their pay-what-you-want poetry collection Anal Fisting, which makes this, I believe, the first episode which must be marked adult listeners only not for the piece, but for the intro.

Read for you by Rob MacWolf — werewolf hitchhiker.

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Today's

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story

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concerns

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adult

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subject

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matter

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for

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mature

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listeners.

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If

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that's

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not

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your

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cup

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of

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tea,

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or

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there

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are

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youngsters

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listening,

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please

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skip

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this

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one

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and

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come

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back

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for

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another

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story

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another

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time.

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listening

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to

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Poetry

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on

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The

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Voice

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of

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Dog.

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This

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is

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Rob

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MacWolf

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your

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fellow

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traveler,

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and

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Today

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we

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present “Jesus

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Robbed

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A

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Liquor

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Store”

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a

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poem

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by

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Wyatt

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M,

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which

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you

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can

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find,

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among

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others,

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in

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their

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pay-what-you-want

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poetry

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collection

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Anal

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Fisting,

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which

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makes

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this,

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I

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believe,

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first

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episode

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which

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must

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be

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marked

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adult

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listeners

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only

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not

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for

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the

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piece,

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but

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for

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the

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intro.

Please

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enjoy


“Jesus

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Robbed

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A

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Liquor

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Store”,

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a

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poem

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by

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Wyatt

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M.

one

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time,

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at

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a

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party,
jesus’

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friends

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were

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planning
to

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serve

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ritz

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crackers
and

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water
to

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people

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who

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were
trying
to

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have

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fun.

so

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since

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jesus

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knew
that

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hosts
who

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do

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that
deserve

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to

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have
rocks
thrown

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at

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them,

he

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pulled

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off

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what
they

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decided
to

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call
a

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he

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got

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a
hundred
gallons

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of

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wine

got

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them

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all
drunk
as

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skunks

and

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sent

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everybody

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home

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happy

without

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even

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having

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to
spend

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any
money.

thank

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you,

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jesus!

but

what

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would

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we
actually

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call
the

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sudden

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appearance
of

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huge
quantities
of

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luxury

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goods

in

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the

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hands
of

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a

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person
who

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hasn’t

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spent
any

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money?

reasonable

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suspicion



This

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was “Jesus

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Robbed

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A

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Liquor

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Store”

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by

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Wyatt

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M,

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read

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for you

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by

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Rob MacWolf,

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Werewolf

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Hitchhiker.

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Thank

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you

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for

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listening

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to

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Poetry

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Month

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on

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The

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Voice

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of

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Dog.

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