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[18+] “Housing Crisis” by Royce Day (read by the Author)

[18+] Pete and Chaula are best friends with benefits, who are investigating a house on behalf of Chaula's real estate developer uncle.

Tonight’s story is “Housing Crisis” by Royce Day, author of The Red Vixen Adventures and Meeting Dominique, and you can find more of his stories on his Patreon page.

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Today's

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story

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adult

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subject

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matter

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for

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mature

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listeners.

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that's

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youngsters

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is “Housing

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Crisis”

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by

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Royce

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Day,

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author

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of

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Red

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Vixen

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and

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Dominique,

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and

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you

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can

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find

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more

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his

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stories

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on

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his

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page.

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Sale,

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historic

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home

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with

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potential

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as

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a

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rental

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property.

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Fixer-upper.

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Recently

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remodeled.

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One

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bath.

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bed,

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perhaps it

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would

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be

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to

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say

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and

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a

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half.

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as-is,

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buyer

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to

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make

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assurance

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of

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the

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state

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of

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all

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structures

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by

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means

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of

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exuberant

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niece

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and

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boyfriend,

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as

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is industry

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standard.

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and

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advised

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there

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current

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tenant,

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who

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has

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known

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to

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difficult.

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“Housing

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Crisis”

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by

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Royce

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Day

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are not

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enough

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chicken

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nuggets

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in

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the

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world

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to

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make

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me

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go

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in

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there,”

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I

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said

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flatly,

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looking up

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at

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the

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boarded-up

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windows

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of

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the

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decrepit

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Victorian

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mansion.

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It

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was

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two

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stories

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tall,

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with

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turrets

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at

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two

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corners

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and

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a

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wraparound

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porch,

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sitting

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on

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a

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five-acre

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estate

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in

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the

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middle

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of

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a

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North

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Carolina

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pine

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forest,

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pine

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saplings

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growing

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wild

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on

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what

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had

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probably once

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been

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an

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immaculate

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lawn.

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Even

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in

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early

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October

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the

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lingering

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heat

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of

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an

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extended

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summer

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was

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making

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the

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black

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spots

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of

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my

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cheetah

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pelt

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grow

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uncomfortably

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warm

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as

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we

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stood

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outside.

“Aww, c’mon,

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Pete,”

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my

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girlfriend

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Chaula

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wheedled. “It’s just

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a

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house.”

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Chaula

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was

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an

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Indian

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tigress

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a

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good

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half-meter taller than

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I

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was, dressed in her

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usual

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cargo

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shorts

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and

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a

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t-shirt

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tight

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enough

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to

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show

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off her

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ample

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muscles,

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her

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pack

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of

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photography

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gear

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slug

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over her

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shoulder.

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Given

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her

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size

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and

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strength,

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wheedling

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wasn’t

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her

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usual

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way

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of…

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well,

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getting

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her

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way.

“Yes,”

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I

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said. “A house

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that’s

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almost

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two-hundred years

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old,

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in

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the

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middle

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of

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the

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woods,

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probably

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built

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by

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slave

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owners,

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likely

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with

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secret

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passages,

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abandoned…”

“It

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wasn’t

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abandoned,”

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Chaula interrupted. “My Uncle Taresh bought it at an

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auction for

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unpaid

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taxes.”

“I

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think

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your

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Uncle

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Taresh

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has

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poor

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judgement

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in

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property

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deals,”

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I

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said. “I

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still

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get

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nightmares

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from

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when

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we

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did

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that

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photoshoot

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at

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the

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asylum he

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bought.”

Chaula waved

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one of her big

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paws

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at

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the

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front

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porch. “This

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is

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completely

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different!

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It’s

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just

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a

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house!

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Stop being a

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scaredy

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cheetah.”

“Was it

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built

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on

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an

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ancient

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Native

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American

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burial

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ground?”

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I

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asked. “With

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wood

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from

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the

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Mary

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Celeste?”

“No.

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It’s

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just

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a

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house.”

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Chaula

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said

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firmly. “It

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belonged

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to

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some

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tech

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bro

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who

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bought

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it

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in

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the

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late 90’s

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but

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never

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did

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anything

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with

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it

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before

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he

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went

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bankrupt.

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That’s

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why

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it’s

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been

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sitting

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like

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this

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for

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so

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long.”

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She

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gave

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me

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a

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pleading

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expression. “Please,

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Pete?

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I’ll

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split

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whatever

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Uncle

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Taresh

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gives

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me

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for

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doing

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a photo

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inventory 50/50

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with

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you.”

“All right,”

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I

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said,

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giving

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in. “And

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I

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get

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full

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rights

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if

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we

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decide

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to

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do

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any

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glamor

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photography

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while

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we’re

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here.”

“Eh,

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that’s

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fair,”

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Chaula

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agreed.

“And

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we’re

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out of

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here

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before

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sunset!”

“Yes,

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Pete,”

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she

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said,

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giving

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me

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a

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fond rub

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between

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the

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ears.

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I

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ducked

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my

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head

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and

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tried

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to

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swat at

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her,

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but

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she

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straight-armed

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me

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and

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laughed

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as

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I

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only

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slapped

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air.

I

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fetched

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and

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carried

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as Chaula

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set

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up

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her

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tripod

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and

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camera,

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snapping

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photos

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of

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the

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front,

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sides,

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and

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rear

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of

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the

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house.

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Eventually

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we

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made

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it

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back

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to

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the

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front

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door,

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and

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I

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looked it

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over

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as

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Chaula fished

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the

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key

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for

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the

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lock

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out

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of

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her

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pocket. “Who

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were

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the

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original

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builders

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of

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this

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place?”

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I

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asked.

“English

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lions

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I

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think,”

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Chaula

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said,

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finally

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unlocking the

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door

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and

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pushing

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it

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open.

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It

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opened

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into

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a

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dim

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foyer,

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with

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an

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opening

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leading

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to

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a

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central

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living

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room.

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The

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furnishings

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were “contemporary”

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stuff from the 1970’s,

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the reddish-brown upholstery

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covered

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in

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a

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thick

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layer

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of

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dust. “Ugh, now

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this

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is

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horrifying,”

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she

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muttered,

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waving

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her

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flashlight

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around.

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She

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turned

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as

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I

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grabbed

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a

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chair

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and

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started

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dragging

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it

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towards

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the

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front

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door. “What

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are

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you

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doing,

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Pete?” she asked.

“Propping

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the front

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door

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open

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so

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it can’t ‘accidentally’

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shut

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on

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us,”

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I

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replied,

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jamming

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the

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chair

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between

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the

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heavy

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door

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and

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the

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door frame.

She

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raised

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an

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eyebrow

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at

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me. “You honestly think you ran into ghosts at

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the

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asylum last

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year?”

“I

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know

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I

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ran

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into

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ghosts,”

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I

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told

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her. “I’m

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not

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letting

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myself

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get

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stuck

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in

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a

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padded

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cell

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again.”

“I

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doubt

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this

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place has

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a

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padded

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cell,”

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Chaula

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tried

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to

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assure

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me. “Or

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accommodations for a madvixen

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in

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the

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attic.

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In

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fact…”

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She

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reached

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over

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and

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flipped

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a

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switch. The lamp in the living room flipped on,

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dispelling most

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of

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the

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gloom. “Ha! Uncle Taresh got the power

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company

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to

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turn

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the

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juice

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back

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on.”

“Good,”

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I

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said,

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kicking some

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dust off my

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footpad

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from

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the

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floor. With the lights on 90% of the

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creepy

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atmosphere

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disappeared.

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It

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was

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just

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a

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big

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house

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now,

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with

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a lot

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of

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tacky

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furnishings

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from

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before

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I

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was

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born.

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I

Speaker:

followed

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Chaula as

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she

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moved

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through

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the

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first

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floor,

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snapping

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pictures of

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the

Speaker:

walls

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and

Speaker:

ceilings

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so her

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uncle

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could

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get

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an

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idea

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about

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the

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structural

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integrity

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of

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the

Speaker:

place.

Speaker:

When

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she

Speaker:

reached

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

kitchen

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though,

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

let

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out

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

shriek

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and

Speaker:

stepped

Speaker:

back

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suddenly. “What’s

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wrong?!”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

demanded.

“Ugh!

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Apricot

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colored

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enamel

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on

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

kitchen

Speaker:

appliances!”

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she

Speaker:

cried

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out

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in mock

Speaker:

terror. “I’m

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pretty

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sure

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that’s

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a

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crime

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against

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good

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taste.”

“Jesus

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Chaula,

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don’t

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give

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a

Speaker:

heart

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attack!”

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I

Speaker:

complained.

“Sorry,”

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she

Speaker:

said,

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grinning

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down

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at

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me.

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She

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opened

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the

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cabinets,

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taking

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quick

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photos

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of

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the

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dusty

Speaker:

glasses

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and

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plates, and

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noting

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the

Speaker:

empty

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food

Speaker:

cupboards. “Whoever

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lived

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here

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last

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cleaned

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out

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all

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the

Speaker:

food

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before

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they

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left,

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but

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they

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left

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all

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the

Speaker:

kitchen

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stuff

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and

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furniture.

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I

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wonder

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why?”

“Shouldn’t

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there

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have

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been

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an

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estate

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sale?” I asked.

“You’d

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think.”

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She opened a narrow door

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that revealed

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an

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equally

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narrow

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set

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of

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stairs

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leading

Speaker:

up. “Ah,

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here’s your

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secret

Speaker:

passage,

Speaker:

Pete.

Speaker:

Servant

Speaker:

stairs,

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to

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bring

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up

Speaker:

food

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to

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the

Speaker:

other

Speaker:

floors.”

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She

Speaker:

squeezed

Speaker:

herself

Speaker:

through

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the

Speaker:

door

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and

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started

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climbing

Speaker:

upwards.

“I’ll

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use

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the other

Speaker:

stairs and meet you up top,” I

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told

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her.

“Wiiiiimp!”

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

called

Speaker:

back

Speaker:

sarcastically.

I

Speaker:

jogged

Speaker:

out of

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

kitchen

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

central

Speaker:

atrium,

Speaker:

where a

Speaker:

wide

Speaker:

set

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

stairs

Speaker:

rose

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

split

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

either

Speaker:

side

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

balcony

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

circled

Speaker:

it.

Speaker:

Chaula

Speaker:

emerged

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

moment

Speaker:

later

Speaker:

from

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

false

Speaker:

panel

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

hide

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

servant’s

Speaker:

stairwell,

Speaker:

coughing

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

brushing

Speaker:

dust

Speaker:

out

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

her head pelt. “Mah sweet lawd! When did it get

Speaker:

so

Speaker:

gawdawful

Speaker:

dusty

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

there?”

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

complained,

Speaker:

putting

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

terrible

Speaker:

Southern

Speaker:

accent.

“Don’t

Speaker:

clean

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

thirty

Speaker:

years,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

can

Speaker:

happen,”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

said,

Speaker:

reaching

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

tip

Speaker:

toes

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

wipe

Speaker:

some

Speaker:

grey

Speaker:

dust

Speaker:

bunnies

Speaker:

from

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

headpelt.

“Thank

Speaker:

you,

Speaker:

sugar!”

Speaker:

Chaula

Speaker:

said

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

same

Speaker:

silly

Speaker:

accent.

Speaker:

She

Speaker:

looked

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

down,

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

if

Speaker:

seeing

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

first time. “Well, I declare! Ain’t you the cutest little chee I evah did see!”

“Chaula, what’s

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

the goofy

Speaker:

southern

Speaker:

belle

Speaker:

act?”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

asked her,

Speaker:

wiping

Speaker:

sweat

Speaker:

off

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

brow.

Speaker:

It

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

hot

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

second

Speaker:

floor,

Speaker:

especially

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

all the

Speaker:

windows

Speaker:

boarded

Speaker:

shut.

“Chaula?”

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

asked. “Is that what this big ol’ tiger’s name is? That

Speaker:

sounds

Speaker:

downright

Speaker:

exotic.”

“Chaula,

Speaker:

what

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

hell

Speaker:

are

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

trying

Speaker:

to p-,”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

started

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

say,

Speaker:

then

Speaker:

stopped. Chaula’s

Speaker:

eyes,

Speaker:

normally

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

deep

Speaker:

brown,

Speaker:

had

Speaker:

turned

Speaker:

bright

Speaker:

blue

Speaker:

somehow,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

they

Speaker:

were

Speaker:

staring

Speaker:

down

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

in a

Speaker:

way

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

looked

Speaker:

disturbingly

Speaker:

hungry. “Ah…

Speaker:

are

Speaker:

you…

Speaker:

all right?”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

finished.

“Never better,

Speaker:

sugar,”

Speaker:

Chaula,

Speaker:

or

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

least

Speaker:

whatever

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

Chaula’s

Speaker:

body

Speaker:

said. “It’s

Speaker:

been so

Speaker:

very

Speaker:

long

Speaker:

since a

Speaker:

lady

Speaker:

came

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

those

Speaker:

stairs.

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

thought

Speaker:

ah’d

Speaker:

just

Speaker:

fade

Speaker:

away

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

nothing

Speaker:

without

Speaker:

ever

Speaker:

bein’

Speaker:

satisfied.”

Speaker:

She

Speaker:

smiled

Speaker:

again,

Speaker:

scooping

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

in Chaula’s

Speaker:

strong

Speaker:

arms

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

plant

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

deep

Speaker:

kiss

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

mouth.

“Mmmrph!”

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

brilliant

Speaker:

response,

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

legs

Speaker:

kicked

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

air.

Speaker:

Okay,

Speaker:

getting

Speaker:

kissed

Speaker:

like

Speaker:

this

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

one

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

favorite

Speaker:

pastimes,

Speaker:

but I preferred it

Speaker:

when

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

girlfriend

Speaker:

wasn’t

Speaker:

possessed,

Speaker:

thank

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

very

Speaker:

much!

Speaker:

When

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

released

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

mouth,

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

gasped, “Uh,

Speaker:

hey.

Speaker:

We

Speaker:

haven’t

Speaker:

been

Speaker:

introduced

Speaker:

yet.

Speaker:

I’m

Speaker:

Pete.

Speaker:

And

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

are?”

“Name’s

Speaker:

Mirabelle,

Speaker:

Petey,”

Speaker:

she said, still

Speaker:

squeezing me against Chaula’s

Speaker:

ample

Speaker:

chest. “Ah’m

Speaker:

so

Speaker:

happy

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

meet

Speaker:

you.”

“Pleasure’s

Speaker:

all

Speaker:

mine,”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

panted. “Look,

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

seem

Speaker:

like

Speaker:

a very, ah,

Speaker:

friendly

Speaker:

person, but I

Speaker:

need

Speaker:

Chaula

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

second.

Speaker:

Where

Speaker:

is

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

right

Speaker:

now?”

“Oh,

Speaker:

Chaula’s sitting

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

back seat,

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

could

Speaker:

say,”

Speaker:

Mirabelle

Speaker:

replied, tittering as she set me back down. “She’ll be just fiiiiine. I promise I won’t overstay

Speaker:

mah welcome.”

“That’s

Speaker:

very

Speaker:

nice

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

you,”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

said,

Speaker:

trying

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

regain

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

balance. “But

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

need

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

speak to her,

Speaker:

okay?

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

need

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

know

Speaker:

she’s

Speaker:

all

Speaker:

right.”

“Fiddlesticks,”

Speaker:

Mirabelle

Speaker:

said,

Speaker:

looking

Speaker:

grumpy. “I

Speaker:

just

Speaker:

told

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

she’s

Speaker:

all

Speaker:

right.

Speaker:

Once

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

get

Speaker:

what

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

need,

Speaker:

I’ll

Speaker:

give

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

right

Speaker:

back.

Speaker:

Cross

Speaker:

mah

Speaker:

heart

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

hope

Speaker:

to…

Speaker:

well, maybe

Speaker:

not

Speaker:

die

Speaker:

exactly.

Speaker:

You

Speaker:

don’t really

Speaker:

need

Speaker:

to talk

Speaker:

right

Speaker:

now,

Speaker:

do

Speaker:

ya,

Speaker:

sugar?”

“Yes,

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

do,”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

said

Speaker:

firmly. “I

Speaker:

need

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

speak

Speaker:

to Chaula,

Speaker:

okay?

Speaker:

Otherwise,

Speaker:

I’m

Speaker:

not

Speaker:

going

Speaker:

along

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

anything

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

say.”

“Oh,

Speaker:

fiddlesticks,”

Speaker:

Mirabelle

Speaker:

repeated,

Speaker:

then

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

sighed,

Speaker:

blinked,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

suddenly

Speaker:

Chaula’s

Speaker:

eyes

Speaker:

were

Speaker:

brown

Speaker:

again.

“Pete!

Speaker:

What’s

Speaker:

going

Speaker:

on!”

Speaker:

Chaula

Speaker:

shouted

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

normal

Speaker:

accent,

Speaker:

ears

Speaker:

laying

Speaker:

back

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

terror.

“You’re

Speaker:

being

Speaker:

possessed

Speaker:

by

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

Ghost

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

Plantations

Speaker:

Past,”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

said. “Do

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

remember

Speaker:

what

Speaker:

happened?”

“I

Speaker:

don’t

Speaker:

know,”

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

said. “I

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

climbing up

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

stairs,

Speaker:

then it

Speaker:

felt

Speaker:

like

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

slipped

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

falling

Speaker:

backwards.

Speaker:

Next

Speaker:

thing

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

know

Speaker:

I’m

Speaker:

talking

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

stupid

Speaker:

Southern

Speaker:

accent.”

Speaker:

Her eyes

Speaker:

blinked

Speaker:

blue

Speaker:

again, and she stated angrily, “Watch who y’all are calling stupid, sugar!” Chaula

Speaker:

closed

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

eyes

Speaker:

tight,

Speaker:

clamping

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

paw over her

Speaker:

muzzle,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

spoke

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

normally

Speaker:

again. “Okay,

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

guess

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

little

Speaker:

story

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

read

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

true,”

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

said,

Speaker:

trying

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

regain

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

breath.

“What

Speaker:

story?”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

demanded.

Chaula

Speaker:

looked

Speaker:

embarrassed. “It

Speaker:

was in

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

paperwork

Speaker:

Uncle Taresh

Speaker:

gave

Speaker:

me,

Speaker:

along

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

key

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

house. It

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

newspaper

Speaker:

article

Speaker:

about

Speaker:

some

Speaker:

vixen

Speaker:

who

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

dating

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

son

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

house’s

Speaker:

original

Speaker:

owner in the 1890’s. I guess she was, er, unsuitable

Speaker:

or

Speaker:

something…”

“The phrase y’all

Speaker:

are

Speaker:

looking

Speaker:

for is ‘soiled dove,’

Speaker:

sweetie,”

Speaker:

Mirabelle

Speaker:

added

Speaker:

helpfully

Speaker:

through

Speaker:

Chaula’s

Speaker:

mouth.

“Anyway,”

Speaker:

Chaula

Speaker:

continued. “It

Speaker:

said

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

snuck

Speaker:

into

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

house,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

guess

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

going

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

servant’s

Speaker:

stairs

Speaker:

to meet

Speaker:

him

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

room,

Speaker:

when

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

either

Speaker:

tripped

Speaker:

or

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

pushed...”

“Oh, I was

Speaker:

definitely

Speaker:

pushed,”

Speaker:

Mirabelle

Speaker:

said.

“…and

Speaker:

broke

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

neck,”

Speaker:

Chaula

Speaker:

finished.

Speaker:

She

Speaker:

cleared

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

throat. “Um,

Speaker:

it’s

Speaker:

said

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

still

Speaker:

haunts

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

house.”

I

Speaker:

sighed,

Speaker:

rubbing

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

muzzle

Speaker:

briefly. “And

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

didn’t

Speaker:

tell

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

this

Speaker:

before

Speaker:

we

Speaker:

went

Speaker:

inside

Speaker:

because…?”

“I

Speaker:

know

Speaker:

you’ve

Speaker:

been

Speaker:

twitchy

Speaker:

ever

Speaker:

since

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

last

Speaker:

time

Speaker:

we

Speaker:

did

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

photo survey for Uncle Taresh,” Chaula said. “I

Speaker:

thought

Speaker:

if

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

told

Speaker:

you,

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

would

Speaker:

have

Speaker:

balked

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

said

Speaker:

no.”

“Yes,

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

would

Speaker:

have.

Speaker:

For

Speaker:

what

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

hope

Speaker:

now

Speaker:

are

Speaker:

very

Speaker:

obvious

Speaker:

reasons,”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

said

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

frustration. “Now

Speaker:

do

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

believe

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

ghosts?”

“Yes,

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

do.

Speaker:

I’m

Speaker:

sorry

Speaker:

I ever

Speaker:

doubted

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

about

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

asylum

Speaker:

thing,”

Speaker:

Chaula

Speaker:

said,

Speaker:

only

Speaker:

for Mirabelle to butt in with, “What

Speaker:

asylum

Speaker:

thing?”

“Long,

Speaker:

boring

Speaker:

story,”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

lied. “Listen,

Speaker:

getting

Speaker:

back

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

subject

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

hand.

Speaker:

You

Speaker:

can’t

Speaker:

stay

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

Chaula’s

Speaker:

body forever.”

“I’m

Speaker:

not

Speaker:

gonna

Speaker:

do

Speaker:

that,

Speaker:

sugar,”

Speaker:

Mirabelle

Speaker:

said. “All

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

wanna

Speaker:

do

Speaker:

is

Speaker:

finish

Speaker:

what

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

started.

Speaker:

You

Speaker:

understand,

Speaker:

right?”

“Okay,

Speaker:

yeah,

Speaker:

a ghost needs to

Speaker:

finish

Speaker:

whatever

Speaker:

they

Speaker:

were

Speaker:

interrupted

Speaker:

doing

Speaker:

before

Speaker:

moving

Speaker:

on to

Speaker:

their

Speaker:

next

Speaker:

life.

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

understand,”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

said. “What

Speaker:

is

Speaker:

it that

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

need

Speaker:

to…?

Speaker:

Oh…,”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

finished

Speaker:

lamely.

“You

Speaker:

got

Speaker:

it,

Speaker:

sugar.

Speaker:

Just

Speaker:

let

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

finish

Speaker:

mah

Speaker:

little

Speaker:

rendezvous,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

I’ll

Speaker:

be

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

mah

Speaker:

way

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

Heaven.”

Speaker:

She

Speaker:

grinned

Speaker:

down

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

me. “Maybe

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

can

Speaker:

show

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

a little slice of Heaven while we’re at it.”

“Pete’s my

Speaker:

boyfriend,”

Speaker:

Chaula

Speaker:

insisted,

Speaker:

taking back

Speaker:

control

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

moment. “I’m

Speaker:

not

Speaker:

sharing

Speaker:

him

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

you.”

“Oh,

Speaker:

come

Speaker:

on,

Speaker:

sugar. It’ll still be your body,”

Speaker:

Mirabelle

Speaker:

insisted. “It won’t

Speaker:

take

Speaker:

more

Speaker:

than

Speaker:

ten

Speaker:

minutes,

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

promise!”

“Ten

Speaker:

minutes?”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

exclaimed. “Look,

Speaker:

I’ll

Speaker:

admit

Speaker:

I’m

Speaker:

not

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

greatest

Speaker:

lay

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

world,

Speaker:

but

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

can

Speaker:

do

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

bit

Speaker:

better

Speaker:

than

Speaker:

that.”

“Wait,

Speaker:

Pete, are

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

actually

Speaker:

suggesting

Speaker:

we

Speaker:

go

Speaker:

along

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

this?”

Speaker:

Chaula asked. “Also,

Speaker:

seriously,

Speaker:

ten

Speaker:

lousy

Speaker:

minutes? What kind of bhosadiwale

Speaker:

were

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

dating

Speaker:

before?”

“Look,

Speaker:

obviously

Speaker:

nothing

Speaker:

is

Speaker:

going

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

happen

Speaker:

without

Speaker:

your

Speaker:

permission,

Speaker:

Chaula,”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

said. “Also,

Speaker:

what

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

heck

Speaker:

does

Speaker:

bhosawhatever

Speaker:

mean,

Speaker:

anyway?”

“I

Speaker:

don’t

Speaker:

know,

Speaker:

but

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

sounds

Speaker:

exotic,”

Speaker:

Mirabelle

Speaker:

said

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

interest.

“It

Speaker:

just

Speaker:

means ‘dumb fuck’ in

Speaker:

Hindu,” Chaula

Speaker:

said. “But

Speaker:

if

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

describe

Speaker:

anything

Speaker:

about

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

as ‘exotic’

Speaker:

one

Speaker:

more

Speaker:

time,

Speaker:

I’m

Speaker:

going to

Speaker:

punch

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

face.

Speaker:

Even

Speaker:

if

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

is

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

face.”

“Fiiine,”

Speaker:

Mirabelle pouted. “Now

Speaker:

what

Speaker:

say we

Speaker:

get

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

over

Speaker:

to the

Speaker:

master

Speaker:

bedroom

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

finish

Speaker:

what

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

started?”

Speaker:

Without waiting

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

an

Speaker:

answer,

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

scooped

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

carried

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

into

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

large

Speaker:

bedroom

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

boarded

Speaker:

over

Speaker:

French

Speaker:

doors

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

led

Speaker:

out onto a balcony. Mirabelle set

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

feet

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

pulled

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

sheets

Speaker:

off

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

king-sized

Speaker:

bed

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

padded orange velour headboard. “Ew! What kinda bed is

Speaker:

this?” she

Speaker:

demanded.

“It’s

Speaker:

what

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

future

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

supposed

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

look

Speaker:

like

Speaker:

fifty

Speaker:

years

Speaker:

ago,”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

told her.

“I’m glad I was dead when they redecorated then,” Mirabelle declared. She began

Speaker:

tugging

Speaker:

off

Speaker:

Chaula’s

Speaker:

top. “Now

Speaker:

let’s

Speaker:

get

Speaker:

a head

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

steam

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

this

Speaker:

locomotive!”

“Not

Speaker:

so

Speaker:

fast!”

Speaker:

Chaula

Speaker:

interrupted,

Speaker:

yanking

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

shirt

Speaker:

back

Speaker:

down. “I’m

Speaker:

not

Speaker:

letting

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

get

Speaker:

down

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

dirty

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

Pete

Speaker:

until

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

know

Speaker:

I’ll

Speaker:

still be

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

charge

Speaker:

when

Speaker:

you’re

Speaker:

finished.”

“Aren’t you

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

big ol’

Speaker:

paranoid,”

Speaker:

Mirabelle

Speaker:

grumped. “I

Speaker:

already

Speaker:

told

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

I’d

Speaker:

give

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

your

Speaker:

body

Speaker:

back.”

“I’m

Speaker:

not

Speaker:

taking

Speaker:

chances.”

Speaker:

Chaula

Speaker:

lay

Speaker:

back

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

bed

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

told

Speaker:

me, “Pete,

Speaker:

there

Speaker:

should

Speaker:

be

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

set

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

cuffs

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

bag.

Speaker:

Get

Speaker:

them

Speaker:

out

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

me.”

I

Speaker:

gave

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

gimlet

Speaker:

eye. “Why

Speaker:

did

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

bring

Speaker:

bondage

Speaker:

gear

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

real

Speaker:

estate

Speaker:

photoshoot,

Speaker:

Chaula?”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

demanded,

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

ears

Speaker:

heating

Speaker:

up.

“Well,

Speaker:

y’know,

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

case

Speaker:

I,

Speaker:

er, got

Speaker:

inspired

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

take

Speaker:

some

Speaker:

photos

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

your

Speaker:

gear,”

Speaker:

Chaula

Speaker:

replied,

Speaker:

looking

Speaker:

equally

Speaker:

embarrassed.

Speaker:

At

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

continued

Speaker:

dirty

Speaker:

look,

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

added, “Come

Speaker:

on,

Speaker:

Pete.

Speaker:

You

Speaker:

know

Speaker:

those

Speaker:

photosets

Speaker:

always

Speaker:

sell

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

best!”

I

Speaker:

just

Speaker:

shook

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

head. “The

Speaker:

things

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

do

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

hot,

Speaker:

dangerous

Speaker:

girlfriends.”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

dug

Speaker:

into

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

bag,

Speaker:

pulling

Speaker:

out

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

set

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

padded leather

Speaker:

wrist

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

ankle

Speaker:

cuffs,

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

few

Speaker:

short

Speaker:

chains,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

wire

Speaker:

muzzle

Speaker:

harness.

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

gave

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

another

Speaker:

look

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

held

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

last

Speaker:

item. “You

Speaker:

know

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

hate

Speaker:

this

Speaker:

thing.”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

told

Speaker:

her.

“But

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

look

Speaker:

so

Speaker:

hot

Speaker:

when

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

wear

Speaker:

it,” Chaula pointed out.

“Yeah, yeah. Let me get you

Speaker:

set

Speaker:

up.”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

wrapped

Speaker:

chains

Speaker:

around

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

bedposts,

Speaker:

raising

Speaker:

Chaula’s

Speaker:

arms

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

wrapping

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

heavy

Speaker:

leather

Speaker:

cuffs

Speaker:

around

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

wrists. They were sized

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

me,

Speaker:

so

Speaker:

they

Speaker:

made

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

snug

Speaker:

fit

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

muscular

Speaker:

arms,

Speaker:

but

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

least

Speaker:

there

Speaker:

would

Speaker:

be

Speaker:

no

Speaker:

chance

Speaker:

of her

Speaker:

slipping

Speaker:

loose.

“Hey

Speaker:

now,

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

don’t

Speaker:

have

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

be doin’

Speaker:

this,

Speaker:

sugar,”

Speaker:

Mirabelle

Speaker:

insisted,

Speaker:

giving

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

frustrated

Speaker:

tug

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

cuffs. “I

Speaker:

promised

Speaker:

I’d

Speaker:

vacate

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

premises

Speaker:

once

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

got

Speaker:

what

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

wanted!”

“Nothing

Speaker:

personal, but I’ve met too many ghosts with an

Speaker:

agenda,”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

told

Speaker:

her. I unbuckled Chaula’s belt and tugged her cargo

Speaker:

shorts down,

Speaker:

giving

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

another

Speaker:

look

Speaker:

when

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

saw

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

panties

Speaker:

were

Speaker:

missing.

“What?

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

figured

Speaker:

we

Speaker:

might

Speaker:

have

Speaker:

time

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

quick

Speaker:

one

Speaker:

once

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

finished

Speaker:

taking

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

photos,”

Speaker:

Chaula

Speaker:

said,

Speaker:

grinning

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

me.

“Looks

Speaker:

like

Speaker:

you’re

Speaker:

getting

Speaker:

your

Speaker:

wish,”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

noted,

Speaker:

moving

Speaker:

down

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

secure her

Speaker:

ankles.

Speaker:

When

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

done

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

muscular

Speaker:

tigress

Speaker:

girlfriend

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

bound

Speaker:

spreadeagle

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

bed,

Speaker:

which

Speaker:

creaked

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

moaned

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

pulled at

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

restraints,

Speaker:

making

Speaker:

sure

Speaker:

they

Speaker:

would

Speaker:

hold. “Okay,

Speaker:

Mirabelle,

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

can

Speaker:

take

Speaker:

over

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

now,”

Speaker:

I said.

Chaula

Speaker:

blinked again, her eyes

Speaker:

turning

Speaker:

blue as

Speaker:

Mirabelle

Speaker:

looked at me,

Speaker:

er,

Speaker:

winsomely I guess was

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

word.

Speaker:

Maybe

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

would

Speaker:

have

Speaker:

worked

Speaker:

better

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

a vixen’s

Speaker:

face.

Speaker:

On

Speaker:

a three-hundred-pound tigress it just looked ridiculous. “Come

Speaker:

here,

Speaker:

little chee,” she purred. “Mirabelle’s got some candy for you.”

I smiled at her, tugging Chaula’s t-shirt

Speaker:

and bra up, exposing her

Speaker:

breasts. I ran my paws down her bare sides,

Speaker:

making

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

ghostly

Speaker:

fox

Speaker:

purr

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

delight

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

leaned

Speaker:

over

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

kissed

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

breasts. “Oh,

Speaker:

sugar,”

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

breathed. “Where

Speaker:

have

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

been

Speaker:

all mah

Speaker:

afterlife?”

“Busy

Speaker:

learning how

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

do

Speaker:

this,”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

told

Speaker:

her,

Speaker:

laying

Speaker:

kisses

Speaker:

down

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

her belly

Speaker:

button as my paws

Speaker:

grasped

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

groped

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

breasts.

Speaker:

Mirabelle

Speaker:

made

Speaker:

more

Speaker:

pleased

Speaker:

noises,

Speaker:

pulling and

Speaker:

straining

Speaker:

against

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

cuffs as

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

body

Speaker:

shifted

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

bed

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

response.

“Oh,

Speaker:

let

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

so

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

can

Speaker:

touch

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

back,”

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

moaned.

“Tempting,”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

said,

Speaker:

catching

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

nipples

Speaker:

between

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

fingerpads

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

rolling

Speaker:

them

Speaker:

back

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

forth,

Speaker:

which

Speaker:

made

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

let

Speaker:

out

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

delighted

Speaker:

squeal. “But

Speaker:

Chaula

Speaker:

doesn’t

Speaker:

let

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

play

Speaker:

with her

Speaker:

like

Speaker:

this

Speaker:

very

Speaker:

often.

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

kinda

Speaker:

like

Speaker:

being

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

top

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

once.”

“I’ve

Speaker:

nevah

Speaker:

been

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

top,”

Speaker:

Mirabelle

Speaker:

said. “Everybody

Speaker:

wanted

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

easy

Speaker:

girl,

Speaker:

nobody

Speaker:

evah

Speaker:

gave

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

what

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

wanted.”

Speaker:

She

Speaker:

pulled at

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

cuffs

Speaker:

again,

Speaker:

making

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

bed

Speaker:

creak

Speaker:

dangerously. “I

Speaker:

finally

Speaker:

think

Speaker:

I’m gonna get what I’m due, and I end up spending the next hundred and more years stuck floating

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

dusty,

Speaker:

dark

Speaker:

staircase

Speaker:

for mah troubles!”

“Let me help you make

Speaker:

up for lost time then,” I told her. My paws slid down her side to grab

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

ass,

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

fingers

Speaker:

digging

Speaker:

into

Speaker:

Chaula’s

Speaker:

muscular

Speaker:

cheeks

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

took

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

long

Speaker:

lick

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

down her

Speaker:

pussy

Speaker:

lips.

“Fu-fuuuuuck…”

Speaker:

Mirabelle

Speaker:

gasped,

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

wiggled

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

tongue

Speaker:

just

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

finger

Speaker:

width

Speaker:

inside her. “Y’all

Speaker:

are

Speaker:

teasing

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

something

Speaker:

terrible.”

“That’s

Speaker:

me,

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

terrible

Speaker:

chee,”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

sing-songed.

Speaker:

Mirabelle

Speaker:

giggled,

Speaker:

an odd

Speaker:

sound

Speaker:

coming

Speaker:

from

Speaker:

Chaula’s

Speaker:

deep

Speaker:

chest.

“I…

Speaker:

always

Speaker:

felt…

Speaker:

so

Speaker:

small…,”

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

panted,

Speaker:

as I

Speaker:

kissed

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

fur

Speaker:

covered

Speaker:

pussy,

Speaker:

slipping

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

tongue

Speaker:

deeper

Speaker:

inside

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

taste her. “Ohhhh,

Speaker:

this

Speaker:

body

Speaker:

though.

Speaker:

I could

Speaker:

do

Speaker:

things

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

this

Speaker:

body.”

Speaker:

She

Speaker:

strained

Speaker:

against

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

cuffs once

Speaker:

again,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

fifty-year-old

Speaker:

bed

Speaker:

made

Speaker:

more

Speaker:

dangerous

Speaker:

creaking

Speaker:

noises. “Let

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

up,

Speaker:

boy.

Speaker:

Let

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

loose so

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

can

Speaker:

show

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

what

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

can

Speaker:

do!”

“No,

Speaker:

no,

Speaker:

no,”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

said,

Speaker:

lifting

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

face

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

briefly. “You

Speaker:

made

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

promise!”

“I

Speaker:

know,

Speaker:

but

Speaker:

I’ve

Speaker:

always

Speaker:

been

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

bad

Speaker:

girl.

Speaker:

Ask

Speaker:

anyone!”

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

said.

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

moved

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

distract

Speaker:

her,

Speaker:

sliding up Chaula’s body to rub

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

sheath

Speaker:

against

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

pussy,

Speaker:

while

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

caught

Speaker:

one

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

nipples

Speaker:

between

Speaker:

my fangs

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

gave it a

Speaker:

tug.

Speaker:

She let out a

Speaker:

deep

Speaker:

throated,

Speaker:

very

Speaker:

tigerish

Speaker:

growl. “Let

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

up,

Speaker:

let

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

loose,”

Speaker:

Mirabelle

Speaker:

demanded

Speaker:

again.

I

Speaker:

buried

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

face

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

fur

Speaker:

where

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

neck

Speaker:

met

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

shoulder,

Speaker:

nuzzling

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

nibbling

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

Mirabelle

Speaker:

continued

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

struggle,

Speaker:

feeling

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

cock

Speaker:

rise out of its

Speaker:

sheath

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

rubbed

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

down

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

pussy.

Speaker:

After

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

moment

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

glanced

Speaker:

up,

Speaker:

alarmed

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

see

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

awful

Speaker:

orange

Speaker:

velour

Speaker:

headboard

Speaker:

bending

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

Mirabelle used Chaula’s

Speaker:

strength

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

fight

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

bonds. “I

Speaker:

think

Speaker:

it’s

Speaker:

time

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

finish

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

off,

Speaker:

Mirabelle,”

Speaker:

I warned her.

“Don’t….

Speaker:

talk

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

me…

Speaker:

about

Speaker:

time…,”

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

panted,

Speaker:

Chaula’s

Speaker:

heavy

Speaker:

breasts

Speaker:

heaving

Speaker:

up and

Speaker:

down as

Speaker:

Mirabelle

Speaker:

continued

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

struggle.

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

pushed

Speaker:

myself

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

slid

Speaker:

inside

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

pussy,

Speaker:

riding

Speaker:

in unison with her bucking body. “I want

Speaker:

more

Speaker:

time,”

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

growled.

Speaker:

Underneath us

Speaker:

some

Speaker:

part

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

bed

Speaker:

started

Speaker:

cracking,

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

sound

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

snapping

Speaker:

wood

Speaker:

filling

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

dark

Speaker:

room.

“I’m

Speaker:

sorry

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

had

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

wait

Speaker:

so

Speaker:

long,

Speaker:

Mirabelle,”

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

told

Speaker:

her,

Speaker:

grasping

Speaker:

her

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breasts

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as I

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kissed her

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cleavage.

“Oh,

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you

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don’t

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understand!”

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she

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wailed. “Oh!

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I

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don’t

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wanna go! Ohh! OHHHHH I wish I was in the land of cotton. Old time ways are not forgotten….!”

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she sang,

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as

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her

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pussy

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clamped

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around

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my

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shaft

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and

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we

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began to

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cum together. The bed screeched

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in

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protest as

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Mirabelle

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arched

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her

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back,

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and

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then

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she

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fell

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back

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against

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the

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mattress,

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panting

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hotly.

“Mirabelle?” I

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asked,

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rising

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up

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to

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look

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into

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her

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eyes. “You

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still

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there?”

She

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blinked

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several

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times,

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and

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then

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Chaula

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stared

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back

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at

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me,

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eyes

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her

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normal

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warm,

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deep

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brown. “She’s

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gone,

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Petey,”

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she

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breathed.

“You’re

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sure?”

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I

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asked.

“Sure,”

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she

Speaker:

confirmed. “I’m

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all

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alone

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in

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here

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now.”

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Then

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she

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grinned. “Well,

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aside

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from

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your

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cock.”

“Oh,

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thank

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God,”

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I

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said,

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collapsing

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on

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top

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of

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her

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warm,

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furry,

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sweat

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soaked

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body. “I

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wasn’t sure

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what

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I could

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have

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done

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if

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she’d

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broken

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loose.”

“Yeah,

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she

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really

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wanted

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out,”

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Chaula

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agreed. “I

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feel kinda sorry for

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her. She

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just

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wanted

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to

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feel

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alive

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again,

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I

Speaker:

think.”

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She

Speaker:

purred

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as

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I

Speaker:

moved up

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and our

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muzzles

Speaker:

met

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

a

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deep

Speaker:

kiss. “Mmmm,

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you

Speaker:

can

Speaker:

let

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

loose

Speaker:

now,”

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Chaula

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said,

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as

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we

Speaker:

finally

Speaker:

broke

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off.

“I

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could

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yeah,”

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I

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said. “But

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I

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think

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you

Speaker:

owe me

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for

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dragging

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

to

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another

Speaker:

haunted

Speaker:

house.”

“Pete,”

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she

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growled. “I

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didn’t

Speaker:

know

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it

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was

Speaker:

really

Speaker:

haunted.”

“Uh, uh,”

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I

Speaker:

said,

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booping

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

nose. “I’m

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not

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letting

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

until

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you’ve

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apologized

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sincerely.”

“Sincerely,

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huh?”

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she

Speaker:

shot

Speaker:

back,

Speaker:

pulling on

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her

Speaker:

cuffs

Speaker:

and

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letting

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loose

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with

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a

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deep

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throated growl.

When we met with her Uncle Taresh a few days later, we didn’t explain

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how

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the

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bed

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had

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been

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destroyed.




This

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was “Housing

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Crisis”

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by

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Royce Day,

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read

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for

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

by

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The

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Author. You

Speaker:

can

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find

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more

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stories

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on

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the

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web

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at

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thevoice.dog,

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or

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find

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the

Speaker:

show

Speaker:

wherever

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

get

Speaker:

your

Speaker:

podcasts.

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Thank

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you

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for

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listening

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to

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The

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Ghost

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of

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Dog.

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Furry stories to warm the ol' cockles, read by Rob MacWolf and guests. If you have a story that would suit the show, you can get in touch with @VoiceOfDog@meow.social on Mastodon, @voiceofdog.bsky.social on Blue Sky, or @Theodwulf on Telegram.

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