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[18+] “Cozy Beginnings” by Herr Wozzeck (part 1 of 2, read by Solomon Harries)

[18+] Archie joins metal band Dark Tryst on their latest tour. Little does he know all that he’s signed up for.

Today’s story is the first of two parts of “Cozy Beginnings” by Herr Wozzeck, who is a composer, violist, Thereminist, and writer based in Boston. They are the author of the novels Whip and Boot and Lost Inside the Blue Line, as well as the poetry collection The Enigma Letters. You can also see them perform with Trio Menagerie, and you can find more of their stories on their FurAffinity account.

Read by Solomon Harries, Cuddly Badger Dad.

CW: Sexual Content, Trauma Flashback, Mention of Sexual Assault

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Beginnings”

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patting

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neck

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signs

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pulled

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on

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passport,

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to

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calm

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himself

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and

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his

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sea

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emotions.
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gig,

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mate,”

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to

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himself

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as

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he

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officer. “It’s

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to

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get

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extensive

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had

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not

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heard

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was

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a

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new

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name,

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but

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in

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the

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world

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of

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symphonic

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metal

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new

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came

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up

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all

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the

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time.

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started

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he

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realized

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what

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exactly

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was

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in

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for;

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this

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band

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was

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quite…

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infamous

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for

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sexual

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escapades

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both

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on

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and

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off stage,

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and

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had

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realized

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after

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a

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bit

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of

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research

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that

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did

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all

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sorts

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of

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things

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nobody

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else

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would.

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quick

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search

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of

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PornCave

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was

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all

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it

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took

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for

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Archie

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see

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that

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indeed,

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the

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escapades

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involved…

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quite

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a

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large

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amount

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of

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lurid

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actions,

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watching

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concert

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on

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video.
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kicker

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come

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when

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he’d

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been

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sent

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the

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music

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to

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learn.

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had

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surprised

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by

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how

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complex

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was;

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with

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ever

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heard,

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were

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so

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many

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interesting

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musical

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from

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how the

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licks

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felt

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more

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inspired

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by

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old

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masters

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to

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how

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the

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chord

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progressions

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went

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in

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highly

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unusual

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places

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even for

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symphonic

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metal.

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he

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would

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be

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wearing

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next

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to

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nothing

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on-stage,

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but

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judging

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from

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the

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music

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itself,

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Archie

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figured

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it

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would

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be

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a

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nice

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musical

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challenge.
And

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so,

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there

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he

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was,

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pulling

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his

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suitcase

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with

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about

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two

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months’

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worth

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of

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clothing,

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scanning

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the

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baggage

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claim

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for…
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there

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they

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were!
Archie pulled

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along,

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waving

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at

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the

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emperor

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penguin

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in

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a

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black

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jeans

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who

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stood

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by

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one

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exits.

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to

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him

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was

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a

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monkey

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with

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cream-colored

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fur,

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one

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who

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waved

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at

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Archie

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and

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nodded.

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parties

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stepped

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towards

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Archie,

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and

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the

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penguin

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let

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a

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broad

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smile

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come

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to

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his

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beak.
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assume

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you’re

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Archie?”

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the

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penguin

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asked,

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a

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slight

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Finnish

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accent

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coming

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through.
“Yeah,

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mate,”

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Archie

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replied.

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He

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extended

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his

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hand

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towards

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the

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penguin. “I’m

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assumin’ you’re Taneli,

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right?”
“You

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assume

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correct,

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friend!”

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But

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instead

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of

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going

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for

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the

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hand,

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Taneli

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pulled

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Archie

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into

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a

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very

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tight

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hug.

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The

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hedgehog

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paused

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for

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a

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second,

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blinking

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in

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shock

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before

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very

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tentatively

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wrapping

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an

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arm

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around

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Taneli. “Welcome

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to

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Dark

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Tryst!”
Behind

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Taneli,

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the

Speaker:

monkey

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chuckled. “You’ll

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have

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to

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forgive

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Tan

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here,”

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the

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monkey

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replied. “He’s

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never

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been

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much

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of

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a

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handshaker.

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He’s

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been

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a

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hugger

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all

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his

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life.”
Archie

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paused,

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peeling

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back

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at

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the

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same

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time

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Taneli

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did. “Really?”

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he

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asked. “Mate,

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did

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that

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really

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develop

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that

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early?”
In

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response,

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Taneli

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smirked. “Ask

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Kanji

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and

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Hiro

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when

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you

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meet

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them,”

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the

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penguin

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replied. “They

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can,

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and

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will,

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confirm

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that.”
Archie

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sighed,

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rubbing

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his

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head. “I guess I’m meetin’ the

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boys

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now,

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eh?”
“Boys,

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and

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girl,”

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said

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the

Speaker:

monkey.

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He

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then

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paused,

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before

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extending

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his

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own

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hand

Speaker:

forward. “I’m

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Barry.

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Dark Tryst’s

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manager,

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and

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the

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guy

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who’s

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going

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to

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keep

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you

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from

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going

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too

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wild.”
Archie

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exhaled. “Mate,

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I’m

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old

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as

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fuck,”

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he said.
Taneli

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frowned. “Forty-five

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is

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not

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that

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old,”

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he

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said.
“It

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is

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when

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you’re

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like

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me,

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and

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got

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a

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daughter

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with

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some

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dusty

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ol’

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cow

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ya don’t

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get

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along

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with,”

Speaker:

the

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hedgehog

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commented.

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He

Speaker:

shook

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his

Speaker:

head. “Point

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is,

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I’m

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not

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about

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to

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party

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like

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these

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youngsters

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can.”
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keep

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the

Speaker:

party

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to

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the

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stage,

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and

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only

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off-stage

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within

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reason,”

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Barry

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replied.

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He

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then

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looked

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to

Speaker:

Taneli

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briefly,

Speaker:

turning

Speaker:

back

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to

Speaker:

Archie. “Speaking

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of

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which,

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we

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always

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ask

Speaker:

every

Speaker:

new

Speaker:

member

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this

Speaker:

if

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we

Speaker:

get

Speaker:

them,

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but—”
“I

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know

Speaker:

your

Speaker:

reputation,

Speaker:

mate,”

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

replied.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

waved

Speaker:

dismissively. “PornCave

Speaker:

taught

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

lot,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

lemme

Speaker:

put

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

this

Speaker:

way;

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there’ll

Speaker:

be

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

lot

Speaker:

worse

Speaker:

that’ll

Speaker:

scare

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

away.”
Taneli

Speaker:

nodded. “You

Speaker:

may

Speaker:

have

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

engage

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

something

Speaker:

like

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

yourself

Speaker:

being

Speaker:

on-stage,”

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

said. “Is

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

alright?”
Archie

Speaker:

nodded. “Why

Speaker:

don’t

Speaker:

we

Speaker:

give

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

try,

Speaker:

mate?”

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

asked. “Because

Speaker:

I’ll

Speaker:

be

Speaker:

honest,

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

concert

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

saw

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

PornCave

Speaker:

gave

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

one

Speaker:

o’

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

best

Speaker:

wanks

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

my

Speaker:

life.”
Taneli

Speaker:

chuckled, a

Speaker:

sly

Speaker:

smile

Speaker:

coming to

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

beak. “Suit

Speaker:

yourself.”

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

turned

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

Barry. “But

Speaker:

yes,

Speaker:

we

Speaker:

have

Speaker:

our

Speaker:

bassist

Speaker:

now.

Speaker:

Where

Speaker:

do

Speaker:

we

Speaker:

go

Speaker:

from

Speaker:

here?”
“To

Speaker:

where

Speaker:

I’ve

Speaker:

parked

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

tour

Speaker:

bus,” Barry

Speaker:

replied.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

walked

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

Archie’s suitcase,

Speaker:

grabbing

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

looking to

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

hedgehog. “We

Speaker:

don’t

Speaker:

have

Speaker:

rehearsal

Speaker:

today,

Speaker:

if

Speaker:

you’re

Speaker:

wondering.

Speaker:

We

Speaker:

know

Speaker:

travelling

Speaker:

from

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

UK

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

here

Speaker:

is

Speaker:

taxing

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

best of

Speaker:

circumstances,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

delay

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

had

Speaker:

getting

Speaker:

out

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

Heathrow

Speaker:

we

Speaker:

know

Speaker:

you’re

Speaker:

tired.”
And

Speaker:

here,

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

nodded. “Thanks,

Speaker:

mate,”

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

said. “I need

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

cold

Speaker:

one

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

some

Speaker:

nice

Speaker:

faggots

Speaker:

t’night.”

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

then

Speaker:

paused,

Speaker:

before

Speaker:

lifting

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

hand. “And

Speaker:

by

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

mean

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

food.”
Taneli

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

Barry

Speaker:

both

Speaker:

blinked

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

surprise

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

Archie. “That’s

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

food?”

Speaker:

asked

Speaker:

Barry.
Archie

Speaker:

chuckled,

Speaker:

smirking

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

Barry. “Remind

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

let

Speaker:

ya

Speaker:

eat

Speaker:

some.”
----**----
“Alright,

Speaker:

everyone,

Speaker:

this

Speaker:

is

Speaker:

our

Speaker:

bassist

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

this

Speaker:

tour!

Speaker:

His

Speaker:

name

Speaker:

is

Speaker:

Archie.

Speaker:

Say

Speaker:

hi,

Speaker:

everyone!”
Archie

Speaker:

stepped

Speaker:

forward

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

took

Speaker:

stock

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

rest

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

band;

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

had

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

turn

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

head

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

slightly

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

look

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

dragon

Speaker:

twins

Speaker:

setting

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

their

Speaker:

drum set

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

synth

Speaker:

keyboards,

Speaker:

respectively,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

an

Speaker:

absolute

Speaker:

rarity

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

far

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

people

Speaker:

went.

Speaker:

The

Speaker:

marten

Speaker:

guitarist

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

saw

Speaker:

placing

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

amp

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

ground

Speaker:

also

Speaker:

caught

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

eye,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

looked

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

him

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

waltzed

Speaker:

in.
But

Speaker:

before

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

could

Speaker:

take

Speaker:

note

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

much

Speaker:

else,

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

dragon

Speaker:

twins

Speaker:

across

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

room

Speaker:

bowed

Speaker:

their

Speaker:

heads. “Hello,”

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

dragon

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

drumsticks

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

hand.
“Hello.”

Speaker:

The

Speaker:

other

Speaker:

dragon

Speaker:

replied

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

kind,

Speaker:

bowing

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

head

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

ran

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

hand

Speaker:

down

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

keys. “Barry

Speaker:

says

Speaker:

you are

Speaker:

good.”
The

Speaker:

Marten

Speaker:

guitarist

Speaker:

rose

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

brow,

Speaker:

analyzing

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

nodding. “I

Speaker:

wouldn’t

Speaker:

be

Speaker:

surprised,

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

seems

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

have

Speaker:

been

Speaker:

around

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

block,”

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

added,

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

voice

Speaker:

inflected

Speaker:

by

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

rather

Speaker:

heavy

Speaker:

French

Speaker:

Canadian

Speaker:

accent. “You’re… how old?”
“45, luv,” Archie replied. “Been

Speaker:

doin’

Speaker:

this

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

about 20-odd

Speaker:

years.”
The guitarist

Speaker:

nodded

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

smile. “See?”

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

asked. “Sometimes

Speaker:

those

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

experience

Speaker:

are

Speaker:

best

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

hire!”

Speaker:

She

Speaker:

stepped

Speaker:

forward,

Speaker:

holding

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

hand

Speaker:

out

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

Archie. “Celine.

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

think

Speaker:

you’ll

Speaker:

fit

Speaker:

right

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

us.”
Archie

Speaker:

nodded,

Speaker:

finding

Speaker:

himself

Speaker:

smiling

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

shaking

Speaker:

Celine’s

Speaker:

hand. “Thanks

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

vote

Speaker:

o’

Speaker:

confidence,

Speaker:

luv.”

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

then

Speaker:

turned

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

dragon

Speaker:

twins. “And

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

lot

Speaker:

must

Speaker:

be

Speaker:

Hiro

Speaker:

an’

Speaker:

Kanji,

Speaker:

right?”
“Yes,”

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

drummer

Speaker:

replied.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

pointed

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

sticks

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

himself. “I’m

Speaker:

Hiro.

Speaker:

Keyboards

Speaker:

are Kanji’s

Speaker:

area

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

expertise.”
“Gotcha.”

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

lifted

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

finger,

Speaker:

doing

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

math

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

head

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

nodded. “Right,

Speaker:

so

Speaker:

we’re

Speaker:

rehearsin’

Speaker:

before

Speaker:

hittin’

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

road?”
Taneli

Speaker:

replied

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

nod. “A

Speaker:

few

Speaker:

things

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

act are

Speaker:

very…

Speaker:

specific

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

vibe

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

show,”

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

penguin

Speaker:

replied. “And

Speaker:

we

Speaker:

know

Speaker:

some

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

stuff

Speaker:

is

Speaker:

pretty

Speaker:

fast,

Speaker:

so

Speaker:

when

Speaker:

we

Speaker:

go

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

tour

Speaker:

we

Speaker:

like

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

refresh

Speaker:

our

Speaker:

memories.”
“And

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

course,

Speaker:

we

Speaker:

have

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

make

Speaker:

sure

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

new

Speaker:

ones

Speaker:

can

Speaker:

keep

Speaker:

up.”

Speaker:

Celine

Speaker:

winked

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

playfully

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

grabbed

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

neck

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

guitar,

Speaker:

splaying

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

hip

Speaker:

out

Speaker:

sideways

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

effect.
Archie

Speaker:

chuckled

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

this,

Speaker:

placing

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

case

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

one

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

motel

Speaker:

beds

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

removing

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

bass

Speaker:

guitar

Speaker:

quickly. “Luv, I

Speaker:

may

Speaker:

be

Speaker:

old,

Speaker:

but

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

can

Speaker:

keep

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

best of ya.”
“Race

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

end

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

Heaven

Speaker:

or

Speaker:

Hell,

Speaker:

then,”

Speaker:

Celine

Speaker:

replied.
Archie’s smirk

Speaker:

began

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

grow

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

Marten’s

Speaker:

spunk.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

thus

Speaker:

turned

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

Taneli

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

grinned. “I like

Speaker:

this

Speaker:

one,

Speaker:

mate,”

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

said.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

then

Speaker:

turned

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

Celine. “That

Speaker:

one’s

Speaker:

not

Speaker:

one

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

involves…?”
“Well,

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

depends

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

stage

Speaker:

set-up,”

Speaker:

said

Speaker:

Taneli. “Usually

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

tempo

Speaker:

fluctuates

Speaker:

if

Speaker:

there’s

Speaker:

enough

Speaker:

room

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

we

Speaker:

can

Speaker:

get

Speaker:

someone

Speaker:

under

Speaker:

Kanji’s

Speaker:

main

Speaker:

keyboard

Speaker:

without

Speaker:

obstructing

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

view

Speaker:

too

Speaker:

badly.”
Archie

Speaker:

blushed,

Speaker:

but

Speaker:

plugged

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

bass

Speaker:

guitar

Speaker:

in. “O-oh,

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

see,”

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

said.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

then

Speaker:

exhaled,

Speaker:

plucking

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

few

Speaker:

notes

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

warm-up. “Right.

Speaker:

Let’s

Speaker:

get

Speaker:

this

Speaker:

started,

Speaker:

shall

Speaker:

we?”
“Lets!”
----**----
One aaaaand

Speaker:

one two

Speaker:

three

Speaker:

one

Speaker:

two

Speaker:

three

Speaker:

and a

Speaker:

one

Speaker:

two

Speaker:

three

Speaker:

four

Speaker:

one!
And

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

this

Speaker:

last

Speaker:

thought,

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

pulled

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

string,

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

slap

Speaker:

against

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

neck

Speaker:

reverberating

Speaker:

from

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

amplifier

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

looked

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

rest

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

Dark

Speaker:

Tryst.

Speaker:

Hiro

Speaker:

ended

Speaker:

off

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

little

Speaker:

drum

Speaker:

riff

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

finish

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

out,

Speaker:

but

Speaker:

this

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

free

Speaker:

time,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

so

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

looked

Speaker:

on,

Speaker:

stretching

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

big

Speaker:

arms

Speaker:

out.
Celine

Speaker:

chuckled,

Speaker:

being

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

first to

Speaker:

punch

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

arm

Speaker:

playfully. “Nice!”

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

said.
Archie

Speaker:

chuckled,

Speaker:

rubbing

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

back

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

head. “Didn’t

Speaker:

do

Speaker:

too

Speaker:

badly

Speaker:

there,”

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

said.
“Yeah,

Speaker:

most

Speaker:

bassists

Speaker:

get

Speaker:

tripped

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

by

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

meter

Speaker:

change

Speaker:

sequence,”

Speaker:

Taneli

Speaker:

replied.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

twirled

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

microphone

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

hand. “I’ve

Speaker:

always

Speaker:

wanted

Speaker:

an

Speaker:

old

Speaker:

man

Speaker:

here!”
Archie

Speaker:

laughed

Speaker:

out

Speaker:

loud,

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

hedgehog

Speaker:

slapping

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

bass

Speaker:

strings

Speaker:

gently

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

immediately

Speaker:

muting

Speaker:

them. “Careful,

Speaker:

mate,

Speaker:

that gives me

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

right

Speaker:

to smack

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

shit

Speaker:

outta you.”

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

then

Speaker:

lifted

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

hand. “And

Speaker:

these

Speaker:

hands

Speaker:

are

Speaker:

big.”
Hiro

Speaker:

chuckled

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

this,

Speaker:

stowing his

Speaker:

sticks

Speaker:

away. “We’ll

Speaker:

keep

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

mind

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

Hand

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

God,

Speaker:

then,

Speaker:

Taneli

Speaker:

always

Speaker:

meant

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

be a spanking scene.”
Archie grinned

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

this,

Speaker:

smiling

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

rest

Speaker:

of Dark

Speaker:

Tryst. Rehearsal actually went

Speaker:

quite

Speaker:

well;

Speaker:

there

Speaker:

were

Speaker:

no

Speaker:

major

Speaker:

snafus,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

actually

Speaker:

kept

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

all

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

young

Speaker:

whippersnappers

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

surrounded

Speaker:

him

Speaker:

quite

Speaker:

well.

Speaker:

But

Speaker:

more

Speaker:

than

Speaker:

anything,

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

rapport

Speaker:

they

Speaker:

had

Speaker:

picked

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

they

Speaker:

made

Speaker:

notes

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

unlike

Speaker:

any

Speaker:

he’d

Speaker:

ever

Speaker:

seen

Speaker:

there;

Speaker:

these

Speaker:

kids

Speaker:

knew

Speaker:

how

Speaker:

seriously

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

take

Speaker:

their

Speaker:

craft,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

seeing

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

action

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

exciting

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

old

Speaker:

hedgehog.
This

Speaker:

might

Speaker:

be

Speaker:

alright,

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

thought

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

himself.
Celine

Speaker:

then

Speaker:

shrugged,

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

pulled

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

guitar

Speaker:

strap

Speaker:

off

Speaker:

her

Speaker:

shoulders. “But

Speaker:

seriously,

Speaker:

it’s

Speaker:

like

Speaker:

you’ve

Speaker:

been

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

us

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

years,”

Speaker:

she

Speaker:

said. “How’d ya

Speaker:

get

Speaker:

so

Speaker:

good

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

that?”
“Years

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

years,

Speaker:

luv,”

Speaker:

said

Speaker:

Archie.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

then

Speaker:

circled

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

hand

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

packed

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

own

Speaker:

bass. “Now

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

lot’ll

Speaker:

have

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

tell

Speaker:

me

Speaker:

how

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

got

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

level

Speaker:

so

Speaker:

fast, ‘cause

Speaker:

despite

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

whole

Speaker:

on-stage

Speaker:

nudity

Speaker:

thing

Speaker:

you’re

Speaker:

playin’

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

level

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

ain’t

Speaker:

seen

Speaker:

among

Speaker:

most

Speaker:

professionals

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

while.”
“Kanji’s

Speaker:

classically

Speaker:

trained,

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

am

Speaker:

I,”

Speaker:

Taneli

Speaker:

replied.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

shrugged. “Just

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

rigor

Speaker:

is

Speaker:

always

Speaker:

there.”
Hiro

Speaker:

then

Speaker:

pointed

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

Celine

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

dislodged one

Speaker:

of his

Speaker:

e-cymbals. “And Celine is

Speaker:

just a

Speaker:

natural,”

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

replied.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

shrugged. “Can’t

Speaker:

really

Speaker:

explain

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

beyond

Speaker:

those

Speaker:

terms.”
“Aye,

Speaker:

I

Speaker:

know

Speaker:

what

Speaker:

ya

Speaker:

mean,

Speaker:

lad,”

Speaker:

Archie replied. “But yeah, you

Speaker:

kids

Speaker:

are

Speaker:

good.”
“So

Speaker:

are

Speaker:

you,

Speaker:

old

Speaker:

man,”

Speaker:

Taneli

Speaker:

said.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

scoffed,

Speaker:

stretching

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

arms. “And

Speaker:

some

Speaker:

folks

Speaker:

said

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

were

Speaker:

difficult

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

work

Speaker:

with!”
Archie

Speaker:

paused,

Speaker:

flinching

Speaker:

slightly

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

looked

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

Taneli. “Th-they

Speaker:

did?” he

Speaker:

asked.
“Yeah,”

Speaker:

said

Speaker:

Celine.

Speaker:

She

Speaker:

shrugged,

Speaker:

glancing

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

him. “Wouldn’t

Speaker:

tell

Speaker:

us

Speaker:

why,

Speaker:

just ‘hard

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

work

Speaker:

with’

Speaker:

and ‘he’s

Speaker:

weird’

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

all

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

that.”
“Not

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

we

Speaker:

have

Speaker:

any

Speaker:

reason

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

believe

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

now!”

Speaker:

Taneli

Speaker:

replied,

Speaker:

waving

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

hands

Speaker:

reassuringly. “You

Speaker:

know

Speaker:

how

Speaker:

some

Speaker:

folks

Speaker:

can

Speaker:

be

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

this

Speaker:

industry.”
Hiro

Speaker:

shrugged. “Jealous,”

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

added,

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

smirk

Speaker:

coming

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

face.
Taneli

Speaker:

shot

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

death

Speaker:

glare

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

Hiro.

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

could

Speaker:

not

Speaker:

help

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

small

Speaker:

grin

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

came

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

face

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

hearing

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

comment;

Speaker:

there

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

slight

Speaker:

sting

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

hearing

Speaker:

these

Speaker:

comments,

Speaker:

but

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

sting

Speaker:

quickly

Speaker:

vanished

Speaker:

upon

Speaker:

seeing

Speaker:

Taneli’s

Speaker:

expression

Speaker:

soften.

Speaker:

After

Speaker:

all,

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

fact

Speaker:

they

Speaker:

dismissed

Speaker:

those

Speaker:

comments

Speaker:

so

Speaker:

quickly

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

something

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

relief

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

Archie,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

so he

Speaker:

shrugged.
“Well,

Speaker:

thanks

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

compliment.”

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

closed

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

bass

Speaker:

case

Speaker:

gently,

Speaker:

looking

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

them. “So

Speaker:

now

Speaker:

we

Speaker:

go

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

road,

Speaker:

right?”
“Yes,”

Speaker:

said

Speaker:

Celine. “On

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

road,

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

our

Speaker:

first

Speaker:

stop

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

tour.”
“Philadelphia?”

Speaker:

asked

Speaker:

Archie. “Odd

Speaker:

place

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

start

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

tour.”
“Well,

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

Liberty

Speaker:

Bell

Speaker:

is

Speaker:

just

Speaker:

welcoming

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

ring,”

Speaker:

Taneli

Speaker:

replied

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

smirk. “Can’t

Speaker:

have

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

enter

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

Land

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

Free

Speaker:

without

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

properly

Speaker:

American

Speaker:

shout

Speaker:

of “freedom,”

Speaker:

can you?”
Archie

Speaker:

laughed

Speaker:

out

Speaker:

loud

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

this. “Mate,

Speaker:

this’d

Speaker:

be

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

first

Speaker:

time

Speaker:

I’m

Speaker:

greeted

Speaker:

like

Speaker:

that.”

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

smiled

Speaker:

broadly. “But

Speaker:

I’ll

Speaker:

take

Speaker:

it.”
“Of

Speaker:

course,”

Speaker:

said

Speaker:

Taneli.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

then

Speaker:

exhaled. “Let’s

Speaker:

get

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

road.”
----**----
The

Speaker:

first

Speaker:

two

Speaker:

shows

Speaker:

were,

Speaker:

indeed,

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

safe

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

work

Speaker:

shows.

Speaker:

Since

Speaker:

they

Speaker:

had

Speaker:

not

Speaker:

settled

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

an

Speaker:

outfit

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

yet,

Speaker:

Taneli

Speaker:

let

Speaker:

him

Speaker:

wear

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

black

Speaker:

pants

Speaker:

he’d

Speaker:

brought

Speaker:

from

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

previous

Speaker:

gig

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

settle

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

there.

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

had

Speaker:

mostly

Speaker:

been

Speaker:

surprised

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

how

Speaker:

long

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

took

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

apply

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

corpse paint

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

their

Speaker:

faces

Speaker:

before

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

show,

Speaker:

but

Speaker:

other

Speaker:

than

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

first

Speaker:

show

Speaker:

went

Speaker:

very

Speaker:

smoothly,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

when

Speaker:

Taneli

Speaker:

had

Speaker:

introduced

Speaker:

him

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

crowd

Speaker:

they

Speaker:

had

Speaker:

loved

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

bass

Speaker:

riffs.
Overall,

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

good,

Speaker:

solid

Speaker:

start

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

tour.
The

Speaker:

drive

Speaker:

off

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

their

Speaker:

second

Speaker:

stop

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

rather

Speaker:

uneventful,

Speaker:

although

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

found

Speaker:

more

Speaker:

than

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

few

Speaker:

issues

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

tour

Speaker:

bus

Speaker:

they

Speaker:

were

Speaker:

taking.

Speaker:

It

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

rather

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

smaller

Speaker:

end

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

tour

Speaker:

busses,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

while

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

found

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

difficult

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

use

Speaker:

most

Speaker:

tour

Speaker:

bus

Speaker:

bathrooms

Speaker:

anyway

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

especially

Speaker:

rough

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

this

Speaker:

one,

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

belly

Speaker:

catching

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

door

Speaker:

sometimes.
Still,

Speaker:

Dark

Speaker:

Tryst

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

good

Speaker:

company,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

their

Speaker:

following

Speaker:

show

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

Pittsburgh

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

similarly

Speaker:

clothed.

Speaker:

It

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

they

Speaker:

approached

Speaker:

Cleveland

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

learned

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

their

Speaker:

show

Speaker:

there

Speaker:

would

Speaker:

be

Speaker:

unclothed.
----**----
“That’s

Speaker:

all?”
“That’s

Speaker:

all!”
Archie

Speaker:

swallowed

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

looked

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

himself

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

mirror.

Speaker:

The spiked

Speaker:

shoulder

Speaker:

pads

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

had

Speaker:

definitely

Speaker:

filled

Speaker:

out

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

already

Speaker:

somewhat

Speaker:

intimidatingly

Speaker:

large

Speaker:

build

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

way

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

had

Speaker:

expected,

Speaker:

but

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

harness

Speaker:

across

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

chest

Speaker:

being

Speaker:

literally

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

only

Speaker:

other

Speaker:

item

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

actual

Speaker:

clothing

Speaker:

in this

Speaker:

outfit

Speaker:

gave

Speaker:

him

Speaker:

cause

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

concern.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

thought

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

might

Speaker:

be

Speaker:

done

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

little

Speaker:

more

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

way

Speaker:

Taneli

Speaker:

was,

Speaker:

but…
And

Speaker:

then,

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

looked

Speaker:

down

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

cock and his

Speaker:

balls.

Speaker:

The spiked cock ring

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

surrounded

Speaker:

both

Speaker:

felt

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

little…

Speaker:

restrictive,

Speaker:

so

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

say.

Speaker:

His

Speaker:

balls

Speaker:

felt

Speaker:

weirdly

Speaker:

choked

Speaker:

up

Speaker:

by

Speaker:

it,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

also

Speaker:

realized

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

thick

Speaker:

cock

Speaker:

also

Speaker:

felt

Speaker:

restrained.
In

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

way,

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

made

Speaker:

him

Speaker:

somewhat

Speaker:

self-conscious

Speaker:

about

Speaker:

himself;

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

not

Speaker:

quite

Speaker:

like

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

hand

Speaker:

gripping

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

body,

Speaker:

but

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

found

Speaker:

himself

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

little

Speaker:

more

Speaker:

uncomfortable

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

Taneli

Speaker:

looking

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

dick

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

sizing

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

up.

Speaker:

It

Speaker:

felt

Speaker:

like

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

eyes

Speaker:

were

Speaker:

eyeing

Speaker:

him

Speaker:

up,

Speaker:

waiting

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

make

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

move,

Speaker:

some

Speaker:

comment

Speaker:

about

Speaker:

how

Speaker:

beautiful

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

was…
But

Speaker:

Taneli

Speaker:

nodded

Speaker:

instead,

Speaker:

patting

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

back. “It’s

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

nice

Speaker:

cock,”

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

said.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

winked

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

Archie. “I

Speaker:

think

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

audience’ll

Speaker:

love

Speaker:

it.”
Archie

Speaker:

blinked

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

surprise. “Y-y’think?”

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

asked.
“I

Speaker:

know.”

Speaker:

Taneli

Speaker:

grinned,

Speaker:

satisfied

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

himself. “Well,

Speaker:

Archie,

Speaker:

get

Speaker:

yourself

Speaker:

ready,

Speaker:

because

Speaker:

we

Speaker:

have

Speaker:

found

Speaker:

your

Speaker:

outfit.”

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

then

Speaker:

stepped

Speaker:

away. “I’ll

Speaker:

wait

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

you

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

pay.”
And

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

this,

Speaker:

Taneli

Speaker:

left

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

dressing

Speaker:

room,

Speaker:

closing

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

curtain

Speaker:

behind

Speaker:

him.

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

paused,

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

gaze

Speaker:

lingering

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

where

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

penguin

Speaker:

stood

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

second

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

taking

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

all

Speaker:

in.

Speaker:

It

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

not

Speaker:

until

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

looked

Speaker:

back

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

mirror

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

had

Speaker:

realized

Speaker:

Taneli

Speaker:

had

Speaker:

not

Speaker:

touched

Speaker:

him

Speaker:

anywhere

Speaker:

near

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

dick.
Archie’s

Speaker:

jaw

Speaker:

worked

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

thought

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

this;

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

reality

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

coming

Speaker:

onto

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

stage

Speaker:

nearly

Speaker:

nude

Speaker:

hit

Speaker:

him

Speaker:

all

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

once,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

all

Speaker:

times

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

had

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

be

Speaker:

then,

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

frontman

Speaker:

standing

Speaker:

outside

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

changing

Speaker:

room.

Speaker:

His

Speaker:

heart

Speaker:

skipped

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

beat,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

found

Speaker:

himself

Speaker:

reaching

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

wall,

Speaker:

flattening

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

hand

Speaker:

against

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

feeling how

Speaker:

rough

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

wallpaper

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

palms.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

took

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

deep

Speaker:

breath,

Speaker:

breathed

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

deep

Speaker:

again,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

then

Speaker:

exhaled,

Speaker:

feeling

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

impending

Speaker:

panic

Speaker:

ebb

Speaker:

away

Speaker:

slowly.
At

Speaker:

least

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

didn’t

Speaker:

touch.
Archie

Speaker:

exhaled,

Speaker:

shaking

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

head

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

pulled

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

cock-ring

Speaker:

off.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

hoped

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

whatever

Speaker:

had

Speaker:

happened

Speaker:

there

Speaker:

would

Speaker:

not

Speaker:

happen

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

stage

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

performance.

Speaker:

After

Speaker:

all,

Speaker:

if

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

happened

Speaker:

on-stage,

Speaker:

who

Speaker:

knew

Speaker:

what

Speaker:

would

Speaker:

be

Speaker:

waiting

Speaker:

for

Speaker:

him

Speaker:

off-stage…?
----**----
The

Speaker:

drive

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

Cleveland

Speaker:

did

Speaker:

not

Speaker:

take

Speaker:

terribly

Speaker:

long,

Speaker:

nor

Speaker:

did

Speaker:

sound check.

Speaker:

But

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

dressing

Speaker:

room,

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

found

Speaker:

himself

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

some

Speaker:

second

Speaker:

thoughts,

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

gaze

Speaker:

looking

Speaker:

over

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

shoulder

Speaker:

pads

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

blasted

Speaker:

cock

Speaker:

ring.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

thought

Speaker:

about

Speaker:

how

Speaker:

tight

Speaker:

it

Speaker:

felt

Speaker:

around

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

dick,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

how…

Speaker:

How…
He

Speaker:

took

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

deep

Speaker:

breath

Speaker:

in.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

should’ve

Speaker:

known

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

catch

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

coming.

Speaker:

Even

Speaker:

in

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

promising

Speaker:

gig

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

had

Speaker:

started

Speaker:

out

Speaker:

so

Speaker:

well,

Speaker:

even

Speaker:

one

Speaker:

where

Speaker:

he had

Speaker:

been

Speaker:

excited

Speaker:

about

Speaker:

being

Speaker:

nude

Speaker:

on

Speaker:

stage,

Speaker:

Archie

Speaker:

found

Speaker:

himself

Speaker:

taking

Speaker:

labored

Speaker:

breaths

Speaker:

in,

Speaker:

and

Speaker:

even

Speaker:

more

Speaker:

labored

Speaker:

breaths

Speaker:

out.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

squeezed

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

eyes

Speaker:

shut,

Speaker:

trying

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

center

Speaker:

himself

Speaker:

as

Speaker:

he

Speaker:

looked

Speaker:

at

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

cock ring.
“Archie?”
The

Speaker:

hedgehog

Speaker:

looked

Speaker:

to

Speaker:

the

Speaker:

door,

Speaker:

seeing

Speaker:

Celine

Speaker:

poke her

Speaker:

head

Speaker:

in.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

realized

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

a

Speaker:

start

Speaker:

that

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

corpse

Speaker:

paint

Speaker:

was

Speaker:

only

Speaker:

half-painted

Speaker:

on,

Speaker:

with

Speaker:

most

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

face

Speaker:

done

Speaker:

but

Speaker:

none

Speaker:

of

Speaker:

his

Speaker:

neck.

Speaker:

He

Speaker:

swallowed,

Speaker:

looking

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About the Podcast

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The Voice of Dog
Furry stories to warm the ol' cockles, read by Rob MacWolf and guests. If you have a story that would suit the show, you can get in touch with @VoiceOfDog@meow.social on Mastodon, @voiceofdog.bsky.social on Blue Sky, or @Theodwulf on Telegram.

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